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RUMP:

OR AN

EXACT COLLECTION

Of the Choycest

POEMS

AND

SONGS

RELATING TO THE

Late Times.

By the most Eminent Wits, from Anno
1639. to Anno i 6 6 i

LONDON,

Printed for Henry Brome at the Gun in Ivy-
lane, and Henry Marsh at the Princes Armes
in Chancery-lane. 1662.

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7. \

TO THE

READER.

THoii hast here a Bundle of
Rodds ; not like those of the
Roman Consulls, for these are
signes of a No- Government If thou
read these Ballads (and not sing them)
the poor Ballads are undone. They
came not hither all from one Author ;
(thou wilt soon perceive the same hand
held not the Pen) yet none but shew
either IVit or Affection (and thafs
better) or Both, which is best of all.
The truth is, this Rump, and indeed
the whole Carcase was so odious and

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bloody a Monster^ that every man has
a stone or rotten Egge to cast at it.
Now if you ask who nam'd it Rump,
know 'twas so stiVd in an honest Sheet
of Paper (caird The Bloody Rump)
written before the Tryal of our tate
Soveraign of Glorious Mejnory : but the
Word obtain'd not universal notice till
it flew from the mouth of Major
General Brown at a Pub lick Assembly
in the dales ^Richard Cromwell. You
have many Songs here, which were
never before in Print : We need not tell
you whose they are ; but we have not
subjoyned any Authors Names ; here-
tofore it was unsafe, and now the
Gentlemen conceive it not so proper.
' Tis hoped they did His Majesty so7ne
Service, 'twas for that end they were
scribbled. Now (thanks be to God) we
have liv'd to that day, that there is no
Cavalier, because there is' nothing else,
and 'tis wondrous happy to see how
many are his Majesties Faithfull Sub-

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jects, who were ready to hang the
Authors of these Ballads. But he that
does not blot out all thafs past, and
frankly embrace their New Allegiance,
or remembers ought but what shall pre-
serve Universal Peace and Charity, let
him be Anathema ; For he were a
strange man that should now be un-
satisfied, when those that writ against
the King do now write for Him, and
those who wrote for Him, need now
write no more. Let Heaven now con-
tinue these Blessings on His Majesty,
that no one Enemy live unreconciled,
nor any false Friend be undiscovered,
that so there be no strife, but who shall
shew most Duty to so Excellent a
KING,

Farewell.

The Stationers to the
Reader,

Gentlemen,

YOu are invited here to a Feast, and if Variety cloy
you not, we are satisfied. It has been our Care to
please you ; and it is our Hope you luill retribute an
Ackm)wledgeme?it. These are select Things, a work of
Time, which for your sake we Publish, assuring you that
your Welcome will Crown the Entertainment.

Farewell.

Yours,

H. B. H. M.

RUMP-SONGS.

The First Part.

T/ie Zealous Puritan.
1639.

MY Brethren all attend.
And list to my relation :
This is the day, mark what I say,
Tends to your renovation ;
Stay not among the Wicked,
Lest that with them you perish,
But let us to New-England go, .
And the Pagan People cherish ;

Then for the truths sake come along^ cotne along,

Leave this place of Superstition :

Were it not for we, that the Brethren be.

You ruould sink into Perdition.

There you may teach our hymns.
Without the Laws controulment :
We need not fear, the Bishops there,
Nor Spiritual-Courts inroulment j

Rump Songs. Part I.

Nay, the Surplice shall not fright us,
Nor superstitious blindness ;
Nor scandals rise, when we disguise.
And our Sisters kiss in kindness ;
Then for the truths sake, &c.

For Company I fear not,
There goes my Cosin Hannah,
And Ruben, so perswades to go
My Qo%vci. Joyce, Susanna.
With Abigal and Faith,
And Ruth, no doubt, comes after ;
And Sarah kind, will not stay behind ;
My Cosin Constance Daughter ;
Then for the truth, &c.

Tom Tyler is prepared,
And th' Smith as black as a coal ;
Ralph Cobler too with us will go,
For he regards his soul ;
The Weaver, honest Simon,
With Prudence, Jacobs Daughter,
And Sarah, she, and Barbary
Professeth to come after ;
Then for the truth, &c.

When we, that are elected.
Arrive in that fair Country,
Even by our faith, as the Brethren saith.
We will not fear our entry ;
The Psalms shall be our Musick,
Our time spent in expounding,
Which in our zeal we will reveal
To the Brethrens joy abounding ;
Then for the truths sake, &c.

Part I. Rump Songs.

Pyms Juncto. 1640.

TRuth I could chide you Friends, why, how so late ?
My Watch speaks Eight and not one pin o' th

State
This day undone, can such remisnesse fit
Your Active spirits, or my more Hellish wit ?
The Sun each step he mounts to Heavens Crown,
Whilst Pym commands, should see a Kingdome down ;
Y'ave spurs enough I'me sure to make you run.
HOPES guilty, FORTUNES crackt, and th' ILLS y'ave

done.
Thus Whilome seated was QiXtdX James his Heir,
Just, as you see me now, ith' Kingdoms Chair :
There the Great Seal, there Richmond, Hertford sate.
There MarsJuxll, Dorset, BristoWs temperate pate,
But there sate Pembroke, life of Loyalty,
There Holland, flower of Fidelity.
We are no lesse then Charles in power and state,
You are our Junctoes, who were his of late ;

Here sits K Holy Say, and Seal,

With Wharton, Warwick, Brookes inspired zeal :

Stroud, Hampden, H Haslerigge, bold spirits,

Bold Martin, Ludlow, Vain, unmatched wights.
But their Church-Elder, Whites Religious beard,
There sits Abomination Statists : Perd :
Charles wear at York thy Crown that pretty thing
We must most humbly be at London King.
But what's the businesse of the House this day.
How speaks my note. Commissioners of Array,

I — 2

4 Rtimp Songs. Part I.

The nineteen Propositions to be scand

A second time, M Train-band,

Letters from Tristram Whitcombe, and from Hull,

From Amsterdam, the Admirall ; how full

Of high concernments are we Sirs, advise

How we most warily may weigh our prise :

I do conceive it must be our first play,

Be't right or wrong, by Vote to damn th' Array,

If ever that take footing and advance,

Farewell Militia, and our Ordinance,

But what will the appearance be ? yet stay.

Who dares our leading Votes and Wills gainsay ?

Should any haughty spirit presume so far.

What serves the Tower for then, or the Bar ?

Biit if we fear the businesse will not bend

As may be most conducing to our end :

By some feigned wile it must be our next Plot

To put it off, and a new time alot.

And just Jumpe for our turn : these Letters shall

From Whitcombe, Hotham, or our Admirall,

(Though forg'd untruths) be interpos'd and read.

To spend the time, and maze the Peoples head ;

If the next day we yet suspect to find

Such whose just Conscience cannot be inclin'd

To be made Vassals to our desperate sence,

'Tis easie to procure a Conferrenc^,

Which shall out-spin the leisure of the mom,

Then we'le resume the House, and so adjourn

Till five at night, the moderate wearied thus,

Will quit their seats and leave us, none but us;

There's President for this, this was the feat

That pluckt the Bishops from the Barons seat.

This wrought good Orders, manag'd many a Vote,

This Art must my Disciples learn by Rote.

Part I. Rump Songs.

But if the Accommodation chance to spring
Into debate, then your Artillery bring,
And lay that flat, that cold : my Genius starts
With fear to find ith' House two Loyal hearts ;
Seem though we must teeth outwards to comply,
And humbly kisse the feet of Majesty,
Yet live we cannot, but obedience dead.
Nor stand elsewhere but on the Kingdoms head ;
Calmes proper are for guiltlesse sons of Peace,
Our Vessels bear our best in storming Seas ;
Charles must not reign secure whilst reigns a Pytriy
The Sun if it rise with us must set with him ;
You have one pleasure which must be exprest

To Leicester, Pembroke, St. and your rest,

Bid Essex, Percy, and your Quondam, Grom

O'th stool, to wait us in the Princes Room :

Some of your subtilly may in Cottons walk,

Sit and allure Affections by your talk,

'Twill be a work worthy your nimble wit,

To gain the Devil and us a Proselyte.

So, to your businesse, yet ere you be gone

Take my advice, then blessing light upon

Your nimble Votes, and first be sure you shroud

Your dark designs in a Religious Cloud,

Gods Glory, Churches Good, Kings head Supreme,

A Preaching Minister must be your Theame ;

Next structure of your Babel to be built.

Must speciously be varnisht o're, and gilt

With Liberty, Propriety of lives

And fortunes, 'gainst th' high stretcht Prerogatives.

And then a Speech or two most neatly spent.

For Rights and Privilege of Parliament ;

These two well mixt, you'le need no other lures

To gain the People, and to make them yours.

6 Rump Songs. Part I.

If Charles displeased, with some witty, tart
Message (and justly too) shall make you start,
Saying ye have put him to his Guard, be sure
Ye then be loud enough, and first cry Whore,
War rais'd against the Parliament, a great
Hinderance of the Irish Ayde, and strong Abet
Unto the Rebels : then if any thing
You have may blast the Honour of the King,
Be it bad enough, no matter from what hand,
Wee'l Vote it true, and then to believe command ;
But on your memories if I impose no more,
You cannot misse your way when I'me before :
Rise Synna, Sylla, Marius, Gracchus Ghost,
With the rest of the whole Mechanick Host,
Roines greatest Earth-quakes, and this little trunck
Make with your desperate Spirits deeply drunk,
Up from your drousie umes, the Ghost of those
My Ancestors that Richard did depose,
Drop fresh into my breast, my soul inspire,
And strongly actuate me with your fire,
That theirs thus mixt with my Malitious Gall,
Mine may with theirs fully possesse you all.
Go and exceed their Villanies as much more
As theirs did all attempts that was before ;
Act past example, that it may be known
You copied no example but your own.
And if in after times, when silently
We sleep, another firebrand chance to be,
'Twill be chief Crown and Glory unto him.
To say he playd his Prancks like you and Pym.

Part I. Rump So?igs. 7

Upon Mr. Pyms Picture.

REader, behold the Counterfeit of him
Who now controuls the land ; Almighty Pym !
A man whom even the Devil to fear begins,
And dares not trust him with succesless sins ;
A man who now is wading through the Floud
Of Reverend Lauds, and Noble Straffords Bloud,
To strike so high as to put Bishops down,
And in the Miter to controul the Crown ;
The Wretch hath mighty thoughts, and entertains
Some Glorious Mischief in his Active Brains,
Where now he's plotting to make England such
As may out-vye the villany of the Dutch ;
He dares not go to Heaven, 'cause he doth fear
To meet (and not pull down) the Bishops there :
Is it not strange, that in that Shuttle-head
Three Kingdoms mines should be buried ?
Is it not strange there should be hatch't a Plot
Which should out-doe the Treason of the Scot,
And even the Malice of a Puritan ?
Reader behold, and hate the poysonous man ;
The Picture's like him ; yet 'tis very fit
To adde one likeness more, that's hang like it.

8 Rump Songs. Part I.

A Song.
To the Tune of Blue Cappefor me.

LEt Scots now return at Lesleys demand,
How all the Affairs in the North-part do stand,
And tell him the Parliament is fully agreed
To send him good stores of Money with speed.
To serve their occasions : thus say, they shall find
For to come to passe, when the Devil is blind.

Let all their Brethren be new circumcis'd,

And Burton and for Saints canonis'd ;

And at the Sacrament sit for their ease,
And pray unto God, even just when they please ;
The Scots in despite shall please their own mind.
And do what they please, when the Devil is blind.

Next they will have in each City and Town

All painted Glasse-windows to be pull'd down ;

One Bell in a Church to call them away,

It's enough when the Spirit doth move them to pray,

Without any Surplice or Tippet behind
! The Priest shall say Service, when the Devil is blind.

Lastly, the Parliament in any case

Will down with all Organs, for Piping is base ;

Part I. Rump Songs. 9

No cringing below the Altar shall be,

For that is a Trick of Idolatry :

Now tell me good Scots, are not English-men kind,
But when this comes to passe, say the Devil is blind.

Mr. Hampdens Speech against Peace at the
close Committee.

To the Tune of / went from England,

But will you now to Peace incline,
And languish in the Main design,

And leave us in the lurch ?
I would not Monarchy destroy.
But only as a way t' enjoy,

The mine of the Church.

Is not the Bishops Bill deny'd,
And we still threatned to be try'd ?

You see the King embraces
Those Councellours he approv'd before ;
Nor doth he promise, which is more.

That we shall have their Places.

Did I for this bring in the Scot,
(For 'tis no Secret new) the Plot

Was Sayes and mine together :
Did I for this return again.
And spend a Winter there in vain,

I went more to invite them hither.

ro Rump Songs, Part I.

Though more our Mony than our Cause
Their Brotherly assistance draws,

My labour was not lost.
At my Return I brought you thence,
Necessity, their strong Pretence,

And these shall quit the Cost.

Did I for this my County bring

To help their Knight against their King,

And raise the first Sedition ?
Though I the Business did decline,
Yet I contriv'd the whole Design,

And sent them their Petition.

So many nights spent in the City
In that Invisible Committee ;

The Wheele that governs all ;
From thence the Change in Church and State,
And all the Mischiefs bear the date

From Haberdashers Hall.

Did we force Ireland to despair.
Upon the King to cast the War,

To make the World abhor him :
Because the Rebells us'd his Name,
Though we our selves can do the same,

While both alike were for him.

Then the same Fire we kindled here
With that, was given to quench it there,

And wisely lost that Nation :
To do as crafty Beggars use,
To maim themselves thereby to abuse

The simple mans compassion.

Part I. Rump Songs. 1 1

Have I so often past between
Windsor and Westminster unseen,

And did my self divide : <

To keep his Excellence in awe,
And give the Parliament the Law,

For they knew none beside ?

Did I for these take pains to teach
Our zealous Ignorants to preach.

And did their Lungs inspire,
Read them their Text, shew'd them their Parts,
And taught them all their little Arts,

To fling abroad the Fire ?

Sometimes to begg, sometimes to threaten,
And say the Cavaliers are beaten,

And stroke the Peoples ears ;
Then streight when Victory grows cheap,
And will no more advance the heap,

To raise the price of Fears.

And now the Book, and now the Bells,
And now the Act the Preachers tells

To edifie the People ;
All our Divinity is News,
And we have made of equal use

The Pulpit and the Steeple.

And shall we kindle all this Flame,
Onely to put it out again.

And must we now give o're,
And only end where we begun
In vain this Mischief we have done.

If we can do no more ?

12 Rump Songs. Part I.

If men in Peace can have their right,
Where's the Necessity to fight,

That breaks both Law, the Oath ;
They'le say they fight not for the Cause,
Nor to defend the King and Laws,

But as against them both.

Either the Cause at first was ill,
Or being good it was so still ;

And thence they will infer,
That either now, or at the first
They were deceived, or which is worse,

That we our selves may erre.

But Plague and Famine will come in,
For they and we are near of kin.

And cannot go asunder :
But while the wicked starve, indeed
The Saints have ready at their need

Gods Providence and Plunder.

Princes we are if we prevail,
And Gallant Villains if we fail.

When to our fame 'tis told ;
It will not be our last of prayse,
Sin' a New State we could not raise

To have destroy'd the old,

Then let us stay and fight, and vote
Till London is not worth a Groat ;

Oh 'tis a patient Beast :
When we have gall'd and tyr'd the Mule,
And can no longer have the rule,

We'le have the Spoyle at least.

Part I. Rump Songs. 13

A Song.
To the Tune of The Queens old Souldier.

TO make Charles a great King, and give him no
Power,
To Honour him much, and not obey him an Hower ;
To provide for his Safety, and take away his Tower,
And to prove all is sweet, be it never so sower.

The new Order of the Land^ (5^' the Lands new Order.

To secure men their Lives, Liberties and Estates
By arbitrary Power, as it pleaseth the Fates
To take away Taxes, by imposing great Rates,
And to make us a Playster by breaking our Pates.
The new Order of the Land, dr* the Lands new Order.

To sit and consult for ever and a day.
To counterfeit Treason by a Parliamentary way,
To quiet the land by a tumultuous sway.
New Plots to devise, then them to betray.
The new Order, &>€.

To leave all Votes free by using of Force.
That one make Petitions for Counties by course.
To make Pym as great as his Mothers great Horse,
Which William left Agnus, though his meaning was worse.
The new Order, &>€.

To encourage good Souldiers by cashiering the Band,
To hearten brave Spirits by expelling the Land,

14 Rump Songs. Part I.

To quit Digby and Deering, whom they can't understand.
To frame not new Laws, but new Words, if well scan'd.
The new Order ^ &'c.

To put by brave Doctors, because th'are not taught,
To set for Preachers men, very well wrought,
Who all the day fish, but nothing ere caught ;
This, Bretheren, were good, if not very naught.
The new Order, &=€.

To send men their Zealots to Heaven in a string.
Who else to Confusion Religion will bring,
Who say the Lords Prayer is a Popish thing,
Who pray for themselves, but leave out their King.
The new Order of the Land, and the Lands new Order.

A Song.
To the Tune of Cuckolds all a-row.

KNow this my Brethren Heaven is clear,
And all the clowds are gone.
The righteous men shall flourish now

Good dayes are comming on ;
Come then my Brethren and be glad,

And eke rejoyce with me.
Lawn sleeves and Rochets shall go down,
And hey then up go we.

Part I. Rump Songs. 15

Wee'l break the Windows which the Whore

Of Babylon hath painted,
And when the Popish Saints are down,

Then Burges shall be Sainted ;
There's neither Crosse nor Crucifix

shall stand for men to see,
Romes trash and trumpery shall go down,

And hey then up go we.

What ere the Popish hands have built,

Our Hammers shall undoe,
Wee'l break their Pipes, and bum their Copes,

And pull down Churches too j
Wee'l exercise within the Groves,

And teach beneath a Tree,
Wee'l make a Pulpit of a Cask,

And hey then up go we.

Wee'l down with all the Versities^

Where Learning is profest,
Because they practice and maintain

The language of the Beast ;
Wee'l drive the Doctors out of doors,

And parts what ere they be ;
Wee'l cry all Arts and Learning down,

And hey then up go we.

Wee'l down with Deans and Prebends too,'

And I rejoyce to tell ye
How that we will eat Pigs our fill.

And Capon by the belly ;
Wee'l burn the Fathers Learned Books,

And make the School-men flee ;
Wee'l down with all that smells of wit,

And hey then up go we.

1 6 Rump Songs. Part I.

If once the Antichristian crew

Be crush'd and overthrown,
Wee'l teach the Nobles how to stoop,

And keep the Gentry down ;
Good manners have an ill report,

And turns to pride we see,
Wee'l therefore cry good manners down,

And hey then up go we.

The name of Lords shall be abhorr'd,

for every man's a Brother,
No reason why in Church and State

One man should rule another.
But when the Change of Government

Shall set our fingers free,
Wee'l make the wanton Sisters stoop,

And hey then up go we.

What though the King and Parliament

Do not accord together,
We have more cause to be content.

This is our Sun-shine weather ;
For if that reason should take place,

And they should once agree,
Who would be in a Round-heads case ?

And hey then up go we.

What should we do then in this case,

Let's put it to a venture,
If that we hold out seven years space,

Wee'l sue out our indenture,
A time may come to make us rue,

And time may set us free,
Except the Gallows claim his due.

And hey then up go we.

Part I. Rump Songs. 17

Tfie Humble Petition of the House of
Commons.

IF Charles thou wilt but be so kind
To give us leave to take our mind,
Of all thy store.
When we thy Loyal Subjects, find
Th'ast nothing left to give behind,
Wee'l ask no more.

First, for Religion, it is meet
We make it go upon new feet,

'Twas lame before :
One from Geneva would be sweet,
Let Warwick fetch't home with his Fleet,

Wee'U ask no more.

Let us a Consultation call

Of Honest men, but Round-heads all,

God knows wherefore ;
Allow them but a place to baul
'Gainst Bishops Courts Canonical,

Wee'll ask no more.

Let him be hang'd a Surplice wears.
And Tippet on his shoulders bears,

Raggs of the Whore ;
Secure us from our needlesse fears,
Let and Burton have their ears,

Wee'll ask no more.

i8 Rump Songs. Part I.

Reform each University,

And in them let no Learning be,

A great Eye-sore ;
From hence make Homes Arminians flee,
That none may have free-will_,but wee,

Wee'll ask no more.

\Lest the Elect should go astray,
Let Coblers teach you the right way
To Heavens door ;
And lest their soles should wear away,
Let them their Sisters underlay,

Wee'll ask no more.

Next from the Bishops Hierarchy,
Oh the word sounds but scurvily,

Let's hear't no more ;
It ne're was taught the Apostles by,
Lay-Elders may the place supply,

Wee'll ask no more.

Next, for the State, we think it fit
That Mr. Pym should govern it,

He's very poor :
The money that's for Ireland writ.
Faith let them have the Devil a bit,

Wee'll ask no more.

For ordering the Militia,
Let us ordain a new new way,

Ne're heard before ;
Let the Great Council bear the sway,
If you will give us leave you may,

Wee'll ask no more.

Part I. Rump Songs. 19

In this we will not be deny'd,
Because in you wee'll not confide,

We know wherefore
The Citizens their Plate provide,
Do you but send in "yours beside,

Wee'll ask no more.

Now if that you'll make Hull your own,
There's one thing more we^must set_down

Forgot before ;
SHx John shall then give up the Town,
\ If you will but resign your Crown,
\ Wee'll ask no more.

The Answer to the Petition ^ &c.

I Charles the King will be so kind.
To give you leave to take your mind,
Of all my store.
When I you Loyal Subjects find.
And you those Members have resign'd,
I askt before.

And when Religion's all your cares,
Or London have such heed of theirs,

They had before :
When Warwick from Geneva dares,
Now Printed, bring the Common-Prayers,

And read them o're.

2 — 2

ao Rump Songs. Part I.

When all your Consultations tend,
To pay what you have made men lend,

None knows wherefore ;
When you no more shall say you'll send,
And bring me fairly to mine end,

You'll ask no more.

When your Smectymnuus Surplice wears,
Or Tippet on his shoulders bears,

Raggs of the Whore ;

When Burton, and Bastwick dares.

With your good leaves, but show their Eares,

They'll ask no more.

When what I borrowed I shall see,
Y'have paid each Universitie,

Of th' City store :
And Doctors, Chaplains^ Fellows, be
Free-willers of pluralitie,

They'll ask no more.

When the elect shall make such hast.
By th' Bretheren to be embrac't

In Tubs on floore ;
Wlien Coblers they shall preach their last
At Conventicles on a Fast,

They'll ask no more.

When Bishops all the House adorns,

And Round-heads for their absence mourns,

A great Eye-sore ;
When ev'ry Citizen lesse scorns
Lord Wentworth's head, then Essex horns,

You'll ask no more.

Part I. Rump Songs. 21

When you no more shall dare hereafter,

A needlesse thing which gains much laughter,

Granted before ;
When Pym is sent to Ireland slaughter,
And ne're more hopes to marry my Daughter,

You'll ask no more.

When you have found a clearer way
For ordering the Militia,

Then heard before ;
When Atkins on the Training day,
Sha'nt dare his Office to bewray,

Hee'U ask no more.

When naught to me shall be deny'd,
And you shall all in me confide,

Good cause therefore I
When Denmark shall for me provide,
And now Lord Digby^s on my side.

Ask me no more.

Last, when I shall make Hull my own,
This one thing more I must set down,

Forgot before.
When I have got into the Town,
I'le make ten more besides that Clown,

Kneele and implore.

2 2 Rump Songs. Part I.

To the five Principal Members of the Honour-
able House of Commons.

The Humble Petition of the Poets.

AFter so many Concurring Petitions
From all Ages and Sexes, and all conditions,
We come in the Rear to present our Follies

To Pyni, Stroude, Haslerig^ Hampden, and

And we hope for our labour we shall not be shent,
For this comes from Christendom, & not from Kmt;
Though set form of Prayers be an Abomination,
Set forms of Petitions find great Approbation :
Therefore, as others from th' bottom of their souls,
So wee from the depth and bottom of our Bowles,
According unto the blessed form taught us,
We thank you first for the Ills you have brought us,
For the Good we receive we thank him that gave it,
And you for the Confidence only to crave it.
Next in course, we Complain of the great violation
Of Privilege (like the rest of our Nation)
But 'tis none of yours of which we have spoken
Which never had being, untill they were broken :
But our is a Privilege Antient and Native,
Hangs not on Ordinance, or power Legislative.
And first, 'tis to speak whatever we please
Without fear of a Prison, or Pursuivants fees.
Next, that we only may lye by Authority,
But in that also you have got the Priority.
Next, an old Custom, our Fathers did name it
Poetical license, and alwayes did claim it.

Part I. Rump Songs. 23

By this we have power to change Age in Youth,
Turn Non-sence into Sence, and Falshood to Truth ;
In brief, to make good whatsoever is faulty,
This art some Poet, or the Devil has taught ye : '
And this our Property you have invaded,
And a Privilege of both Houses have made it :
^But that trust above all in Poets reposed,
That Kings by them only are made and Deposed,
This though you carmot do, yet you are willing ;
But when we undertake Deposing or Killing,
They're Tyrants and Monsters, and yet then the Poet
Takes full Revenge on the Villains that do it,
And when we resume a Scepter or a Crown,
We are Modest, and sfeek not to make it our own.
But is't not presumption to write Verses to you,
Who make the better Poems of the two,
For all those pretty Knacks you do compose,
Alas, what are they but Poems in prose.
And between those and ours there's no difference, *
But that yours want the rhime, the wit and the sense :
But for lying (the most Noble part of a Poet)
You have it abundantly, and your selves know it,
And though you are Modest, and seem to abhor it,
'T has done you good service, and thank He'ven for it :
Although the old Maxime remains still in force.
That a Sanctified Cause, must have a Sanctified Course :
If poverty be a part of our Trade,
So far the whole Kingdome Poets you have made,
Nay even so far as undoing will do it.
You have made King Charles in manner a Poet,
But provoke not his Muse, for all the world knows.
Already you have had too much of his Prose.

24 Rump Songs. Part I.

7^>^ Parliaments Pedigree,

NO Pedigrees nor Projects
Of after-times I tell,
Nor what strange things the Parliament

In former times befell,
Nor how an Emperour got a ^/«^,

Nor how a King a Prince,
But you shall hear what Progenies
Have been begotten since.

The Devil he a Monster got,

Which was both strong and stout.
This many-headed Monster

Did strait beget a Rout :
This Rout begat a Parliament,

As Charles he well remembers,
The Parliament got Monsters too.

The which begot 77'z/(f Members.

The Members Five did then beget

Most of the House of Peers,
The /(?<?rx mis-understandings got

AW Jealousies and Fears;
The Jealousies got Horse and Men,

Lest Warrs should have abounded,
And I dare say this Horse got Pym,

And he begot a Round-head.

The Round-head got a Citizen,

That great Tax-bearing J/ir//(?,
The 7l////<? begot a Parliament .<4xj^,

And he begot a /vt?/.-

Part I. Rump Songs. 25

Some say the Fool got Warwick,
And Rich gave him his whole Land,

In zeal Lord Rich got God knows who,
And God knows who got H

This H Surplices got down,

And those Church Rites that were,
He hath Petitions enough each day.

No need of the Lords Prayer :
But it's no wonder that's cry'd down.

And that indeed the rather,
'Cause Pym and he two Bastards are,

And dare not say. Our Father.

Now since this is the chiefest thing,

Hath got this great division.
Which London for to reconcile.

Hath got this great Munition :
The City hath now been refin'd,

From all her Drosse and Pelf,
They're now about for to new mold,

And Coyn the Common-wealth.

To those who desire no Peace,

SHould all those various Gales, whose titles are
Enrol'd within the Pilots Register,
Break from their drowsie Dens, where they have byn
Bound up in slumbers, and invade the Main,
They could not raise a storm like that which they
Raise in the Common-wealth , who would betray

26 Rump Songs. Part I.

Our Peace to Civil War, in which the State

Must bleed it self to death, and have the fate,

After its stock of life is spent, to lye

Buried i'th Rubbish of an Anarchy.

Should Ravens, Bats, and the shrill Owl conspire

To twist their Notes into a General Quire.

And chuse the Mandrake for the Chaunter, they

Could not shrill forth such an ill-boding lay.

Or strains so Jarring, as do those whose throats

Warble the clamorous and untunefull Notes

Of Blood and Death, some whirle-wind, Sirs, has ta'en

Its Lodging up in the Fanatick brain

Of these bold sons of tumult, I dare say

They moulded were of some distemper'd Clay,

Which from its Centre was by Earth-quake torn,

A Tempest shook the world when they were bom ;

Sure from its Sphere the Element of Fire

Is dropt, and does their bosomes now inspire.

The flame lockt up in bold Ravillcuks ume.

Is snatcht from thence, and in their hearts does bum.

Night, open thy black wombe, and let out all

Thy dreadfull furies, yet these furies shall

Not chill my heart with any fear, since day

Has furies shewn, blacker by far than they.

Let Vaux now sleep untill the day of Doom,

Open his eyes, forgotten in his Tomb,

Let none revile his dust, his Name shall be

Extirpated from every History,

To yield a room for others, for 'tis fit

Their Names in place of his should now be writ,

Who think that no Religion can be good,

Unlesse't be writ in Characters of Blood,

No marvail if the Rubrick then must be

Blotted from out the Sacred Liturgie,

Part I. Rump Songs. 27

And those red Letters now no more be known,

They'le have no other Rubrick but their own.

But shall they thus impetuously roule on,

And meet not any Malediction ?

Yes sure, may sleep, that milde and gentle balrae,

Which all unkind distempers does becalme,

Be unto them a torture, may their Dreams

Be all of Murders, Rapes, and such like Theams ;

And when they're spent, may Wolves approach and howle,

To break their slumbers ; may the Bat and Owle,

Before their Gates, to usher in the dayes

Unwellcome light, stretch out their direful! layes ;

'Mongst their disordered humors, may there be

A deadly Feud, and fatal mutiny ;

May sudden flames their houses melt away.

And Feavers burn their houses too of Clay j

May all their faculties and sences be

Astonisht by some drousie Lethargie,

That there may be allow'd them only sence

Enough to feel the pangs of Conscience,

Griping their souls, that they who thought it sin

To have peace without, may have no peace within.

a^;5«^'lg;^^€;355^^^fii^l^^

Tlie French Report.

ME have of late been in England
Vere me have seen much sport,
l)e raising of de Parliament,

Have quite pull'd down de Court,

28 Rump Songs. Part I.

De King and Queen dey seperate,

And rule in Ignorance,
Pray judge ye Gentlemen, if dis

Be a la mode de France.

A vise man dere is like a Ship

Dat strikes upon de shelves,
Dey Prison all, Behead and Whip

All viser den demselves,
Dey send out men to fetch deyr King,

Who may come home perchance,
Oh fye, fye, fye, it is be Gar

Not a la mode de France.

Dey raise deyr Valiant Prentices,

To guard deyr Cause with Clubs,
Dey root deyr Bishops out of doors,

And Presh demselves in Tubs,
De Cobler and de Tinker too,

Dey will in time advance,
Pox take dem all, it is {Mort Dieu)

Not a la mode de France.

Instead of bowing to deyr King,

Dey vex him with Epistles,
Dey furnish all deyr Souldiers out

With Bodkins, Spoons, and Whistles,
Dey bring deyr Gold and Silver in,

De Brownists to advance.
But if dey be cheat of it all,

^Tiz a la mode de France.

But if when all deyr wealth is gone,
Dey turn unto deyr King,

Part I.

Rump Songs.

Dey will make all amends again,

Den merrily we will sing,
VIVE LE ROY, VIVE LE ROY,

Vee'le Sing, Carouse and Dance,
De English men have done fort Bon,

And a la mode de France.

A Loyal Subjects Oath.

THis is my Oath, for ever to despise,
With heart and soul and all my Faculties
The Kings proud foes, and with my life subdue
All that to his Sacred Majesty are not true.
To execute his Precepts with my Blood,
So far as Conscience dictates it is good ;
To make my body a BuUwark 'gainst his foes.
And to maintain his red and whitest Rose,
Venture Life and I-iving, Sword and Muse,
Still to uphold the Glorious Flower-de-luce :
To be the same to Prince, and Duke of York,
Or for a cursed Jew that eats no Pork,
Let me be Cursed, and receive the Curse
Hangs over Fym, and Hothani, and a worse
I cannot wish, he that denyes this Oath,
Let these, and my Curse, light upon them both.

30 "^ Rump Songs. Part I.

Short and Sweet.

Wise men suffer, good men grieve,
Knaves devise, and Fools believe,
Help, O Lord, send ayd unto us,
Else Knaves and Fools will quite undoe us.

To the City of London.

TEH me Cittz, what ye lack.
That the Knaves of the Pack,
Ye do not see forth comming.
Love ye Treason so well,
That ye neither buy nor sell,

But keep a noise with your Drumming.

What is't that you guard,

With your double watch and ward.

Your own wares, or your wifes things,
If down come the Blades,
Then down go the Trades,

They'll not leave a dead or a live thing.

What doth your profit say.
When shall we see the day,

That money shall be paid in,
Great Strafford he is dead.
Ye have cut off his head.

And the Bishops all are laid in.

Part I. Rump Songs. 3'i

And yet you grow poor,
As any Common whore,

That hath been long a fading ;
There's no man will buy,
Ye may leave to swear and lie.

As ye use to do in your trading.

There's something Behind
That lies in the winde

And brings you thus to nothing,
What doth then remain ?
O the Parliament must raign,

And you'll have A King and no King. ^

But though their power can
From a Woman turn a Man,

If they please so to declare him ;
Yet let them take heed.
The King is King indeed,

And the Souldiers cannot spare him.

Is't nothing ye think
24. in a Lifik

Kings that make his succession :
Besides for our Good,
Three Princes of the Brood,

And three Kingdoms in Possession.

, And all his Vertues too
Should be something to you.

If they could ought amend you ;
But 'cause Hee's Chaste and Just,
You'd have Cruelty and Lust,

Another King Harry God send you.

32 Rump Songs. Part I.

But if you mean to thrive,
And keep your trades alive,

And bring to your City treasure)
Give the King his full Rate,
As well as to the State,

And let Him have London measure.

The Players Petition to the Parliament.

HEroick Sirs, you glorious nine or ten,
That can depose the King, and the Kings men.
Who by your Sublime Rhetorick agree,
That prisons are the Subjects libertie :
And though we sent in silver at great rates,
You plunder, to secure us our Estates.
Your serious subtilty is grown so grave.
We dare not tell you how much power you have,
At least you dare not hear us ; how you frown
If we but say, King Pym wears Charles his Crown,
Such a word's Treason, and you dare not hear it,
Treason to speak it, and yet not to wear it.
O wise mysterious Synod, what shall we
Do for such men as you e're forty three
Be half expir'd, and an unlucky season
Shall set a period to Triennial Treason,
When the fields pitcht, and some, for all their skill,
Shall fight a Bloody Battel on Tower-Hill;
Where Master Pym, your wise judicious SchoUar,
Ascends his Throne, and takes his Crown in CoUer ;
When Canterbury coming forth shall wonder
You have so long secur'd him from the Thunder

Part I. Rtimp Sofigs. 33

Oft King-hunting Prentices, and the Mayor
Shall jussel zealous Isaack from his Chair.
Fore-seeing Brookes, thou drewst a happy lot,
Twas a wise Bolt, although 'twas quickly shot ;
But whilst you live, our loude Petition craves.
That we the true Subjects, and the true Slaves,
May in our Comick mirth and Tragick rage,
Set up the Theatre, and shew the Stage,
The shop of truth and fancy, and we Vow
Not to Act any thing you disallow :
We will not dare at your strange Votes to J ear.
Nor personate King Pym with his State-flear ;
Aspiring Cataline shall be forgot.
Bloody Sejamis, orVho e're would Plot
Confusion to a State ; the Warrs betwixt
The Parliament, and just Henry the sixt,
Shall have no thought or mention, cause their power,
Not only plac'd, but left him in the Tower ;
Nor yet the Grave advice of Learned Pym,
Make a Malignant, and then Plunder him.
All these and such like actions as may mar
Your soaring Plots, and shew you what you are,
We will omit, lest that your mention shake 'um,
Why should the men be wiser then you make 'um.
Methinks there should not such a difference be
'Twixt our profession and your quality,
You meet, plot, talk, consult, with minds immense,
The like with us, but only we speak sense
Inferiour unto you ; we can tell how
To depose Kings, there we are more then you,
Although not more than what you would ; then we
Likewise in our vast Privilege agree,
Only yours are the longer ; and controules,
Not only Lives and Fortunes, but mens Souls ,

34 Rump Songs. Part I.

For you declare by ^nigmatick sense,

A Privilege over mens Conscience,

As if the Trinity would not consent

To save a Soul without the Parliament.

Wee make the People laugh at some vain shew,

And as they laugh at us, they doe at you j

But then i'th Contrary we disagree,

For you can make them cry faster then wee :

Your Tragedies more really are exprest.

You murder men in Earnest, wee in Jest.

There we come short : But if you foUow't thus.

Some wise men fear you will come short of us.

Now humbly, as we did begin, Wee pray.

Dear School-masters, you'd give us leave to play

Quickly before the King come, for we wou'd

Be glad to say y'ave done a little good

Since you have sate, your Play is almost done.

As well as oiurs, would it had ne'er begim ;

For we shall see, e'er the last Act be spent,

Enter the King, Exeunt the Parliament.

And hey then up go we, who by the frown

Of guilty Consciences have been kept down :

So may you still remain, and sit and Vote,

And through your own beam see your brothers mote,

Until a legal trial do shew how

You us'd the King, and hey then up goe you :

So pray your humble Slaves with all their powers,

That they may have their due, and you have yours.

Part I. Rtimp Songs. 35

A Madrigall on justice, alluding to the
Parliament.

Justice is here made up of Might,
With two left hands, but ne're a right.
And men that are well-sighted, find
This Justice sits with both eyes blind :
Yet though the Matron cannot see,
She holds that edg'd Sword, Cruelty,
Which that it may not rust, she whets
In cutting off the Islands Teats,
Who long since did Anathemize
Englands too too much seeing eyes.
Because they have been found to be
Guilty of Wit and Piety:

All this and more they rudely vent,
By Privilege of Parliament.

All former Laws fall head-long down,

And are themselves now lawless grown ;

Equity hath been lately try'd,

And Right it self been rectifi'd ;

The rules that shew a Christian how

To live, must all be ruled now ;

The lesson here t© learn, is brought,

And Ethicks better manners taught ;

Religion, and the Churches wealth,

Of late deprived of their health.

Were brought to th' House, that they might be

Cured of their Integrity ;

We found a seam for this great rent.

By Privilege of Parliament.

36 Rump Songs. Part I.

Most men do now the Buttocks lick

Of their great body Politick ;

For not the head, but breech, is it

By which the Kingdom now doth sit ;

The world is chang'd, and we have Choyces,

Not by most Reasons, but most Voyces,

The Lion's trod on by the Mouse,

The lower is the upper House :

As once from Chaos order came,

So do their orders Chaos frame,

And smoothly work the Lands delusion,

By a Methodical Confusion ;

These are the things that lately went

By Privilege of Parliament.

They would not have the kingdom fall
By an Ignoble Funeral ;
But piously prefer the Nation
To a renowned Decollation,
The feet, and lower parts^ 'tis sed.
Would trample on, and off the head.
What ere they say, this is the thing,
They love the Charles, but hate the King;
To make an even Grove, one stroke
Should lift the Shrubb unto the Oake;
Anew-found musick they would make,
A Gamut, but no Ela take.

This is the pious good intent

Of Privilege of Parliament.

In all humilitie they crave
Their Soveraign, to be their Slave;
Desiring him, that he would be
Betray'd to them most loyally :

Part I. Rump Songs. 37

For, it were Meekmsse sure in him
To be a Vice-Roy unto Pym;
And if he would a while lay down
His Scepter, Majestie, and Crown,
He should be made for time to come
The greatest Prince in Christendom.
Charles at this time not having need,
Thank'd them as much as if he did.

This is the happy wish'd event

Of Privilege of Parliament.

Pym, that ador'd Publicola,

Who play'd the base

Who got a Lust to sacrifice
The Heroe to the Peoples Eyes,
Whose back-from-Hell-fetch'd-knaverie
By some is nick-nam'd policie,
Would be a Lyon with a pox,
When at the best hee's but a Fox;
And just like him that set on fire
The hallowed EpJiesian Spire,
Hath purchas'd to be largely known.
In that he is an Addage grown :

All this to honest John is lent.

By Privilege of Parliament.

The Valiant House was not afeard,

To pull our Aaron by the Beard ;

To hide dark deeds from Gazers sights.

Strove to blow out the Churches Lights,

That squares might run round as their head.

They long to have the Rochet sped :

They Vote down Universities,

Lest men from thence become too wise,

!^ ,-^ o u u

38 Rtinip Songs. Part I.

And their benighted deeds display,
Whose works of darknesse hate the day ;
Hence they prefer in every Town,
The Petticoat before the Gown ;

These blessings to the Land are sent

By Privilege of Parliament.

They put forth Orders, Declarations,
Unacted Laws, and Protestations,
Of which all can be said, is this,
The whole is one Parenthesis,
Because the sence (without all doubt)
Were ne're the lesse, were all left out.
Petitions none must be presented,
But what are by themselves invented,
Else they not heal, but Cicatrize,
And from the cure a Scar doth rise,
Though Holy Cut, the fault commit,
Yet Long-tail must be paid for it ;

Unto this wound was laid a Tent,

By Privilege of Parliament.

They paid the Scottish debt, and thus.
To be more honest, they rob'd us :
They feed the poor, with what think ye,
Why sure with large Calamity,
And once a month they think it fitting
To fast from sin, because from sitting,
They would have winde and storms supprest,
To drive the Hallcyon from her Nest ;
Charles is a Picture, they make bold
To use the Scepter he should hold :
They'd pull down one, but give as good
A Golden Crown, made up of Wood,

Part I.

Rump Songs.

And thus is Justice justly rent,
By Privilege of Parliament.

The Call.

Hoe Yes,

IF there be any Traytor, Viper, or Wigeon,
That will fight against God for the true Religion,
That to maintain the Parliaments Votes,
Of all true Subjects will cut the throats,
That for the King and his Countries good,
Will consume all the Land with Fire and Blood.

I say.
If any such Traytor, Viper, Mutineer, be bom,
Let him repair to the Lord with the double gilt Horn.

Englands Woe.

I Mean to speak of Englands sad fate,
To help in mean time the King, and his Mate,
That's ruled by an Antipodian State,

Which no body can deny.

But had these seditious times been when
We had the life of wise Poet Ben,
Parsons had never been ParHament men.

Which no body can deny.

40 Rump Songs. Part I.

Had Statesmen read the Bible throughout,
And not gone by the Bible so round about,
They would have ruled themselves without doubt,

Which no body can deny.

But Puritans now bear all the sway,
They'll have no Bishops as most men say,
But God send them better another day.

Which no body can deny.

Zealous P has threatned a great downfall.

To cut off long locks that is bushy and small,
But I hope he will not take ears and all.

Which no body can deny.

P Burton, sayes women that's lewd and loose.

Shall wear no stallion locks for a bush.
They'll only have private boyes for their use.

Which no body can deny.

They'll not allow what pride it brings.
Nor favours in hats, nor no such things,
They'll convert all ribbands to Bible strings,

Which no body can deny.

God blesse our King and Parliament,

And send he may make such K repent.

That breed our Land such discontent.

Which no body can deny.

And blesse our Queen and Prince also.

And all true Subjects both high and low,

The Brownings can pray for themselves you know,

Which no body can deny.

Part I.

Rump Songs.

Upon Ambition.

Occasioned by the Accusation of the Earl of
Strafford, in the year 1640.

Ow uncertain is the State
Of that greatnesse we adore,
When Ambitiously we sore,

And have ta'en the glorious height,
'Tis but Ruine gilded o're,

To enslave us to our fate,
Whose false Delight is easier got, then kept,
Content ne'er its gaudy Pillow slept.

Then how fondly do we try,

With such superstitious care,
To build Fabricks in the Ayr ?

Or seek safety in that sky.
Where no Stars but Meteors are.

That portend a ruine nigh ?
And having reacht the object of our aynie,
We find it but a Pyramid of flame.

The Argument.

WHen the unfetter'd Subjects of the Seas,
The Rivers, found their silver feet at ease,
No sooner summon'd, but they swiftly went
To meet the Ocean, at a Parliament :

42 Rump Songs, Part I.

Did not the petty Fountains say their King,
The Ocean, was no Ocean, but a Spring ?
As now some do the Power of Kings dispute,
And think it lesse, 'cause more is added to't.

Pale Ignorance, can the excesse of store
Make him seem poorer then he was before ?
The Stars, the Heavens, inferiour Courtiers, may
Govern Nights Darknesse, but not rule the Day ;
Where the Sun Lords it, should they all Combine
With Lucia in her brightest dresse, to shine.
Their light's but faint : Nor can he be subdu'd.
Although but one, and they a Multitude.

Say Subjects, are you Stars ? be it allow'd.

You justly of your numbers may be proud,

But to the Sun inferiour ; for know this,

Your Light is borrow'd, not your Own, but His :

And as all streams into the Ocean run,

You ought to pay your Contribution ;

Then do not such Ingratitude oppresse.

To make him low, that could have made you lesse.

The Character of a RoundJuad. 1641.

WHat Creature's this with his short hairs,
His little band and huge long ears.
That this new faith hath founded.
The Puritans were never such.
The Saints themselves, had ne'er so much,
Oh, such a knave's a Roundhead.

Part I. Rump Songs. 43

What's he that doth the Bishops hate,
And count their Calling reprobate,

Cause by the Pope propounded.
And saies a zealous Cobler's better.
Then he that studieth every letter,

Oh, such a knave's a Roundhead.

What's he that doth high Treason say,
As often as his yea and nay,

And wish the King confounded.
And dare maintain that Master Pym,
Is fitter for the Crown then him.

Oh, such a rogue's a Roundhead.

What's he that if he chance to hear,
A piece of London's Common-Prayer,

Doth think his Conscience wounded.
And goes five miles to preach and pray.
And lyes with's Sister by the way,

Oh, such a rogue's a Roundhead.

What's he that met a holy Sister,
And in an Hay-cock gently kist her.

Oh ! then his zeal abounded.
Close underneath a shady willow,
Her Bible serv'd her for her pillow.

And there they got a Roundhead.

44 Rump Songs. Part I.

A Curtain Lecture.

The Tune, Cannot keep her Lips together.
ILL you please to hear a Song,

Through it want both rime and reason,
It was pend to do no wrong.

But for description at this season,
Of he or she what e're they be.

That wish Church-orders quite confounded,
Yet makes a shew, where e're they go,

Of Fervent zeal : I mean a Roundhead.

First hee'l have a smoothing tongue,

Next hee'l learn for to dissemble,
And when he hears of willfull wrong,

He'll sigh and look as he would tremble,
The next of all then let him fall.

To praise mens hearts in secret bravery,
A speaking still against all ill,

That is the Cloak to hide their Knavery.

Let Charity be used much,

In words at length and not in action.
It is the Common use of such,

Not to do, but give direction,
They'l be loath to swear an Oath,

By yea and nay, you may believe them.
But for their gains, they will take paines,

To cheat and ly, and never grieve them.

The Common-Prayer they like it not,
For they are wise and can make better,

Part I. Rump Songs. 45

And such a Teacher they have got,

Confutes it all in word and letter ;
For he can rayle mens hearts to quaile

With deep damnation for their sinning,
But to amend they ne're intend,

And to transgress they're now beginning.

But here is a very worthy man,

That undertakes more than he is able,
That in a Tub sometimes will stand,

In Hey-bam, Sheep-house, or a Stable,
That all the Rout that comes about

To hear his Doctrines, Saints he calls them, ^
They vow and swear they nere did hear

Such worthy things as he hath told them.

They will not hear of Wedding Rings

For to be used in their Mariage,
But say they are Superstitious things,

And doth Religion much disparage,
They are but vain, and things prophane,

AVherefore now no Wit be-speaks them
So to be t/d unto the Bride, ^

But do it as the Spirit moves them.

No Pater-J^oster nor no Creed

In their Petitions never mention.
And hold there's nothing good indeed

But what is done by their pretention,
Prayers that are old in vain they hold, •^

And can with God no favour merit.
Therefore they will nothing say,

But as they are moved by the Spirit.

46 Rump Songs. Part I.

The wisest Schools they count but Fools,

Which do no more than they have taught them
For Brownists they can preach and pray

With Wits their Fathers never bought them ;
Then I perceive that wit they have

They gather it by Inspiration,
No Books they need to learn to read,

If all be true of their relation.

Only the Horn-book I would have

Them practice at their beginning.
That you the better may perceive

The Fruits that comes by fleshly sinning.
Neverthelesse I would express

All other Books that now are used,
Least that the Ghost that leads you most

By too much Art to be abused.

Their Hair close to their Heads they crop

And yet not only for the fashion,
But that the Eare it should not stop

From hearing of some rare Relation :
Therefore his Fares he will prepare

To hearken to an Holy Brother,
That in regard he may be heard

From one side of the Barne to th' other.

They count their Fathers were but Fools,

Which formerly became such Debters,
To spend their Means upon the Schools,

To teach their Sons a few fond Letters,
The Christ Crosse-row's enough to know,

For 'tis the Horn that must exalt 'em,
Their Gen'ral Vows his Antler'd Brows

Shall gore the Proudest dare assault 'em.

Part I. Rump Songs. 47

At the last when they must part,

Male and Female go together
Joynd in hand, and joyn'd in heart.

And joyn'd a little for their pleasure.
First for a Kisse they will agree,

And what comes next you may conjecture.
So that the Wicked do not see,

And so break up the Roundheads Lecture.

A Mad World My Masters.

WE have a King and yet no King,
For he hath lost his Power,
For 'gainst his Will his Subjects are
Imprison'd in the Tower.

We had some Laws (but now no Laws)

By which he held his Crown,
And we had Estates and Liberties '

But now they're voted down.

We had Religion ; but of late /

That's beaten down with Clubs,

Whilst that Prophanesse Authoriz'd '^
Is belched forth in Tubs.

We were free Subjects born, but now

We are by force made Slaves,
By some whom we did count our Friends,

But in the end prov'd Knaves.

48 Rump Songs. Part I.

And now to such a grievous height

Are our Misfortunes grown,
That our Estates are took away

By tricks before ne're known.

For there are Agents sent abroad

Most humbly for to crave
Our Almes : but if they are deny'd,

And of us nothing have.

Then by a Vote ex tempore

We are to Prison sent,
Mark'd with the Name of Eneviy

Of King and Parliament.

And during our Imprisonment,

Their lawless Bulls do thunder
A Licence to their Souldiers

Our Houses for to plunder.

And if their Hounds do chance to smell

A man whose Fortunes are
Of some Account, whose Purse is full,

Which now is somewhat rare.

A Monster now Delinquent term'd,

He is declar'd to be.
And that his Lands as well as Goods

Sequestred ought to be.

And as if our Prisons were too good,

He is to Yarmouth sent
By vertue 01 a Warrant from

The King and Parliament.

Part I. Rump Songs. 49

Thus is our Royal Soveraigns name

And eke his Power infus'd,
And by the vertue of the same

He and all His abus'd.

For by this Means his Castles now

Are in the power of those
Who treacherously with Might and Maine

Do strive him to depose.

Arise therefore brave British men,

Fight for your King and State,
Against those Trayterous men that strive

This Realm to Ruinate.

'Tis Pym, 'tis Fym, and his Colleagues, tX

That did our woe engender,
Nought but their Lives can end our Woes,

And us in safety render.

hkhkikhkik^hk^^^^&^Ms^hk&iMm,

The Riddle.

S -Hall's have a Game at Put, to pass away the time,
X-pect no foul-play ; though I do play the Knave
I- have a King at hand, yea that I have :
C- Cards be ye true, then the Game is mine.
R-ejoyce my Heart, to see thee then repine.
A-that's lost, tliat's Cuckolds luck.
T-rey comes like Qualer, lo pull down ihc Buck.

50 Ru7np Songs. Part I.

An Answer to a Love-Elegy (written from

LP. one of the Five Members^ to his

Delightfull Friend) in Latin.

WHat Latin Sir ? why there is no man
That e're thought you an English-Roman.
Your Father Horse could teach you none,
Nor was it e're your Mother tongue,
Your Education too assures
Me, that your Poem is not yours :
Besides, I thought you did detest
The Language of the iMtin Beast,
But now your Impudence I see
Did hereby shew its Modesty ;
Each syllable would blush you thought.
If it had bin plain English taught,
And that your foul debauched stuff
Might do its Errand fast enough.
Forsooth your Wisedoni thought it meet
That Words might run to give 'em feet.
Pardon me. Sir, I'm none of those
That love Love-verse, give me your Prose,
I wish each Verse to make delay,
Had tum'd lame Scazon by the way,
I read a Hell in every line
Of your Polluted Fescennitie;
Your Verses stunk ; to keep 'em sweet
You should have put Socks on their Feet.
And that tlic Answer wliich I shall
Now write, may be Methodicall,

Part I. Rump Songs. 5 1

I'le briefly make ('tis not amiss)

An AnacephalcBOsis.

And first I look'd for Nestor ; when

Mere Cupid trickl'd from your Pen,

Who was your Father, you make proof

By your Colt's tooth, though not your hoof,

She that was great with you, you hold

Did not lye in, but was with fole'd.

I wonder one so old, so grave

Should yet such Youth, such Lightnesse have ;

Of the Five Members you alone

Shall be esteem'd the Privy One,

Who (like the Gnosficks) preach your Text,

Increase and Multiply, and next

Convincing Doctrines you deduce.

Put out the Lights, and make Use.

You say I am a Maid exceeding

Apt to be taught by you good breeding.

But where there's breeding, it is said

There's none, unlesse a broken Maid

Turn Papist, (Stallion) they'le dispence

With Whoredom, by an Indulgence,

Turn Fryer, that thou mayst be free

At once with a whole Nunnery,

There 'twill be vertue to ride on

The Purple Whore of Babylon

Thou mayst as soon turn Turk, as King,

And that, O that's the tempting thing

That thou mayst glut thy Appetite

With a Seraglio of Delight.

I am no Proserpine, that thus

I should desire an Iiuubus :

But you must vote (if Me you'lc win)

No Fornication to be Sin,

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52 Rump Songs. Part I.

You say the House takes it not well
The King 'gainst Rebells should Rebell ;
And that's the reason why you stand
To be Dictator of the Land,
Which mov'd me to a mighty toyle
Of getting Vardygrease and Oyle.
'Cause such Itch-Med'cine is a thing
That's fittest to anoint you King.
You say youl'd undertake and do
Wonders, would I undergo you,
For my sake you would Cobler play.
Your Trade should be to underlay,
For Me you'd your chiefest blood.
Pray spend it on the Sisterhood,
You wish to dye in those great Fights
Of Venus, where each Wound delights,
And should I once to Heaven take wing,
Youl'd follow me, though in a string ;
Thank you (good Sir) it is our Will
You your last Promise doe fulfill ;
There's nothing spoke that pleaseth us
Like your {^In fnnes Cediilus)
Next come those idle Twittle-twats,
Which calls me many God-knows-whats,
As hallowed, beautifull, and faire,
Supple and kind, and Debotiaire.
You talk of 'Women that did wooe,
When I am mad Pie do so too ;
Then that my Father may not spye
The coupling of you and I,
He shall be guiltlessly detected,
As a true Subject ill-affected.
And so the Protestant shall lye
In Gaol for fear of Popery.

Part I. Rump Songs. 53

(From hence it is that every Town,
Almost is now a Prison grown,
Where Loyalty lies fetter'd, then
You do commit more sins than men.)
But those your words I have thought best,
Should punisht be by being prest ;
And that this Body Politick
May then be well, which now lyes sick.
May the Greek n, that fatal Tree,
This Spring bear all such fruit as thee.

The Penitent Traytor.

The Humble Petition of a Devonshire
Gentleman who was Condemned for
T REASON, and Executed
for the same, An. j 641.

To the Tune of Fortune my Foe, &^c.

ATtend good Christian People to my story,
A sadder yet was never brought before ye ;
Let each man learn here like a good Disciple,
To shun foul Treason, and the tree that's Triple.

Long time I liv'd in the Country next to Cornwall,
And there my Children were both breed and bom all,
Great was my Credit, as my debts did speak.
And now I'le shew you why my neck must break.

54 Rump Songs. Part I.

There being a Parliament called in September,
I was for th' Commons an Elected Member,
And though there were besides above four hundred
Yet I at last was for the fifth part numbred.

For first, I join'd with some whom Piety
Made Knaves, lest such their Fathers prov'd should be ;
Their Ignorance to sin enjoyned many Voyces,
Which made bad Speeches, but Excellent Noyses.

Thus by my faction the whole House was sway'd,
All sorts of people flockt to me for Ayd ;
They brought me Gold and Plate in Huggar Muggar,
Besides eight hundred pounds worth in Loaf-sugar.

What e're the Grievance was, I did advise
They should Petitions bring in Humble Avise,
Which I did frame my self, & thus did rook them,
They paid me when I gave, and when I took them.

By this I gained, and by the Money-Pole,
Which paid my debts, loooo pounds i'th whole,
My Childrens Portions too, with much content,
I paid in State, by Acts of Parliament.

Thus though I make all Jesuits fly the Nation,
My self did practise much Equivocation,
For oft I Vow'd the Common-wealth as ht)ney
Was sweet to me, but I, by wealth, meant money.

And lest my Plots should after be unmasked,
And how I got such Wealth, chance to be asked,
I cast about how I might gain such power,
As mi ght from Justice safely me secure.

Part I. Rump Songs. 55

Then first I labour'd to divest the Crovm,

Of all Prerogatives, and bring them down ;

First, to both Houses, and then but one should have them,

Five Members next, and last my self would have them.

Because I knew the State would not admit
Such Change, unlesse the Church did Usher it,
I left the old Religion for advantage.
Endeavouring to set up one that did want age.

Which when all Learned Levites did withstand,
(Regarding Gods Word more then my command)
I such supprest, and made (for which I woe am)
The basest people Priests, like Jeroboam.

Then each profession sent out Teachers,"- thoq

Then both the Universities could doe

To handle a Text the Good-wifes fingers itches,

And vows she'll preach with her Husband for the Breeches.

By this new Godly lives but few did gain,
The rest for want of Trading they complain,
I told them 'twas a wicked Counsellors plot,
And till his head went off, their wares would not.

This Great mans guilt was Loyalty and Wisdom,
Which made me cast about to work his Doom ;
The Sword of Justice was too short to do't,
2000. Clubs must therefore jerk it out.

He being knockt down, some others for the like Crime,
Were sent to Prison, some escapt in time ;

56 Rump Songs. Part I.

Thus Law and Equity in awe was kept here,

And Clubs were taught how to controul the Scepter.

We took from th' Upper-house Votes five times five,
And they aym'd all the Kings Voyce Negative,
Which to effect we did an Order make,
That what he would not give, our selves would take.

Then we petition'd that the Forts and Towers,
And all the strength o'th Kingdom might be ours,
And thus to save the King from Soveraign dangers.
As if he had better Fall by Us than Strangers.

Whilst he denyes they Legally are stay'd on
By a Law call'd, Resolv'd upon the Question,
But still his Chief strength was above our Arts,
His righteous Cause, and loyal Subjects hearts.

Being Arm'd with these, by Heaven he was so blest,
That he soon honour Got, and all the rest,
Bringing all such to punishment endignant,
As were of my Contrived part. Malignant.

O Tyburn, Tyburn; O thou sad Tryangle,
A vyler weight on thee ne'er yet did dangle.
See here I am at last with Hemp to mew,
To give thee what was long before thy due.

How could I bless thee, could'st thee take away
My Life and Infamy both in one day ;
But this in Ballads will survive I know,
Sung to that preaching tune, Fortune 7ny Foe.

Part I. Rump Songs. 57

Then mark good Christian people, and take heed,
Use not rehgion for an upper weed,
Serve God sincerely, touch not his Anointed,
And then your Necks shall never be disjoynted.

God bless the King, the Queen, and all the Chilciivn,
(And pardon me all, that I 'gainst them have ill uuii^j
May one of that brave Race still rule this Nation,
And now I pray you sing the Lamentation.

The Passage of a Coach travelling io
Dover.

THe Foundation of the Coach, a Guilty Coiiscieiue.
The Axel tree, Ambition and Cruelty.
The Wheels, Fears and Jealousies.
The Reins, too much liberty and licentiousness.

The six Yioxsts, Jive Members and K

The Postillion, Captain Venne.

The Coach-man, Isaac Pemiington Lord Maior :

In the two ends of the Coach sate Essex and B — —
In the Boots sate Say and Seal, and the sileiit Speaker.
On the hinder part of the Coach was written this Ana-
gram.

Robert Devereux General
Never duller Oxe greater Rebel.

58 Rump Songs. Part I.

After the Coach follows Straffords Ghost, crying, Drive
on, Drive on, Revenge, revenge.

As this Coach was going through the City it was
staid by a Cojirt of Guard, who cry'd, Whereas our Mony ?
w/ure's our Plate ? the Speaker said, Ye have the Publick
Faith for't. Whereupon they passed towards Gravesend,
where they stayed at the Sign of the Hope, where was
the Earl of Warwick, with a Ship called the Carry-
Knave.

The Five Members Thanks to the
Parliament.

NOw tend your ear a while
To a tale that I shall tell.
Of a lusty lively Parliament
That goes on passing well.

Which makes our Gratious King, a King

Of so much worth and glory,
His like is not to be seen or found

In any Humane Story.

Win him who knows how many Crowns,

With losse of two or three,
Within so short a time as this,

As Wonder is to see,

The Country eas'd, the Citypleas'd,

O what a World is this !
When upright men did stand at Helme,

How can we fail or miss ?

Part I. Rump Songs. 59

And yet beyond all this, the King

Doth in abundance swim,
Gramercy K and Stroud S3.y I,

Haslerigge, H Hampden, Pym.

And when as our Church Government

Was fallen into Disorder,
As that upon Grosse Popery

It seemed somewhat to border.

So sweet a Course is taken now,

As no man need to fear.
For Bishops leam'd, and Learned men

Have nothing to do here :

But every one shall teach and preach,

As best becomes his Sense :
And so we'll banish Popery,

And send it packing hence.

Now for that happy Church and State,

Drest up so fine and trym :
Gramercy K and Stroud, I say

Haslerigge, H Hampden, Pym.

For Arbitrary Government,

Star- Chamber, High Commission,

They will themselves do all that work,
By their good Kings permission.

If any else presume to do't.

They weigh it not a straw.
They'll club such sawcy Fellows down,

As Beasts debarr'd of Law.

6o Rump Songs. Part I.

And let no Wights henceforth presume

To hold it Rime or Reason,
That Judges shall determine what

Is Felony or Treason :

But what the Worthies say is so,

Is Treason to award.
Albeit in Councel only spoke,

And at the Councel-board.

I'le shew you yet another thing,

Which you'll rejoyce to see,
The Prince and People know that these

Men cannot Traytors be.

Then let our King, our Church and State

Acknowledge as is due,
The Benefits they do receive

From this right Divine crue.

And for this Sea of Liberty,

Wherein we yet do swim,
Gramercy K and Stroud say I,

Hosier igge, H Hampden, Pym.

Part I. Rump Songs. 6i

Upon tJie Parliament Fart.

DOwn came Grave Antient Sir John Crooke^
And read his Messuage in a Book ;
Very well quoth Will. Norris, it is so,
But Mr. PynHs Tayle cry'd No.
Fye quoth Alderman Atkins I like not this passage,
To have a Fart inter voluntary in the midst of a Message.
Then upstarts one fuller of Devotion
Than Eloquence, and said, a very ill Motion.
Not so neither quoth Sir Henry Jenking,
The Motion was good but for the stinking.
Quoth Sir Henry Poole 'twas an audacious trick
To fart in the face of the Body Politick.
^\r Jerome in Folio swore by the Mass
This Fart was enough to have blown a Glass :
Quoth then ^\x Jerome the Lesser, such an Abuse
Was never offer'd in Poland nor Pruce.
Quoth Sir Richard Houghton, a Justice i'th Quorum
Would tak't in snufif to have a Fart let before him.
If it would bear an Action quoth Sir Thomas Holecraft,
I would make of this Fart a Bolt or a Shaft.
Then qd. ^w John Moor to his great Commendation
I will speak to this House in my wonted fashion.
Now surely sayes he, For as much as, How be it.
This Fart to the Serjeant we must commit.
No quoth the Serjeant, low bending his Knees,
Farts oft will break Prisons, but never pay Fees.
Besides, this Motion with small reason stands,
To charge me with that I can't keep in my hands.
Quoth Sir Walter Cope 'twas so readily let,
I would it were swccl enough for my Cabinet.

62 Rump Songs. Part I.

Why then Sir Walter (quoth Sir William Fleetwood)

Speak no more of it, but bury it with Sweetwood ;

Grave Senate, quoth Duncombe, upon my salvation,

This Fart stands in need of some great Reformation ;

Quoth Mr. Cartwright, upon my Conscience

It would be reformed with a little Frankencense ;

Quoth Sir Roger Aston it would much mend the matter,

If this Fart were shaven, and washt in Rosewater ;

Per verbum Principis, how dare I tell it,

A Fart by hear-say, and not see it, .nor smell it.

I am glad qd. Sam: Lewktior we have found a thing,

That no Tale-bearer can carry it the King,

Such a Fart as this was never seen

Quoth the learned Council of the Queen,

Yes quoth Sir Hugh Breston the like hath been

Let in a dance before the Queen,

Then said Mr. Peak I have a President in store

His Father Farted last Sessions before,

A Bill must be dra%vn then, quoth 'Sixx John Bennet,

Or a selected Committee quickly to pen it,

Why quoth Dr. Crompton no man can draw

This Fart within Compass of the Civil-Law,

Quoth Mr. Jones by the Law't may be done

Being a Fart intayld from Father to Sonne,

In truth quoth Mr. Brooke, this Speech was no lye

This Fart was one of your Post-Naii

Quoth Sir William Paddy a dare-assuram

Though twere contra modestum : 'tis not pmter naturam,

Besides by the Aphorismes of my art

Had he not been deliver'd, h'ad been sick of a Fart ;

Then quoth the Recorder, the mouth of the City,

To have smother'd that Fart had been great pity,

Part I. Rump Songs, 63

It is much certain quoth Sir Humphrey Bentwizle,
That a Round-fart is better than a stinking fiezle :
Have patience Gentlemen, quoth Sir Francis Bacon
There's none of us all but may be mistaken ;
Why right, quoth the great Attorney I confesse,
The Eccho of ones is remedilesse.

T/w old Earle of Bristol's Verses on an
Accommodation.

THe Parliament cryes Arme, the Ki?tg sayes No,
The New Lieutenants cry Come on, lei's go ;
The Citizens and Roundheads cryes So, so ;
The People all amaz'd cryes Where's the Foe;
The Scots that stand behind the Door cryes Boe,
Peace, Stay awhile and you shall know :
The King stands still faster than they can go.
If that the King by force of Armes prevail.

He is invited to a Tyranny ;
If that by power of Parliament he fail,

We heap continual Warre on our Posterity :
Then that is not for Accommodation,
Loves neither God, nor Church, nor King, nor Nation.

Rump Songs.

Part I.

The Rump's Hypocricy.

WE fasted first, then pray'd that War might cease,
When Praying would not serve, we paid for Peace,
And glad we had it so, and gave God thanks.
Which made the Irish play the Scotish Pranks.
Is there no God ? let's put it to a Vote,
Is there no Church ? some Fools say so by rote ;
Is there no King, but Fym, for to assent
"What shall be done by Act of Parliament ?
No God, no Church, no King, then all were well,
If they could but Enact there were no Hell.

The Parliaments Hymnes.

OLord preserve the Parliament,
And send them long to reign.
From three years end to three years end,
And so to three again.

Let neither King nor Bishops, Lord,

Whilst they shall be alive,
Have power to rebuke thy Saints,

Nor hurt the Members five.

For they be good and godly men.

No sinfull path they Ircad ;

Part I. Rump Songs. 65

They now are putting Bishops down,
And setting up Round-head.

From Iloldsworth, Bromrigge, and old Shute,

Those able learned Scholars,
Good Lord deliver us with speed.

And all our zealous Followers.

From Fielding and from Vavasour,

Both ill affected men ;
From Lunsford eke deliver us,

That eateth up Children.

Thy holy Burton, Bastwick,

Lord keep them in thy Bosome ;
Eke him that hath kept out the King,

VVorshipfull 'Sax John Hothani.

Put down the King and Hartford, Lord,

And keep them down for aye ;
Thy chosen Pym set up on high,

And eke the good Lord Say.

For Warivick wee beseech thee Lord,

Be thou his strong defence,
Holland, Brooks, and S shield,

And eke his Oxcellence.

For B and K to

That are both wise and stout.
Who have rebuk'd the King of late.

And his ungodly Rout.

Once more we pray for Parliament,
That they may sit secure.

66 Rump Songs. Part I.

And may their Consultations,
From Age to Age endure.

Let all the Godly say Amen,

And let them Praises sing
To God and to the Parliament,

And all that hate the King.

The Round-heads Race.

I Will not say for the Worlds store,
The World's now drunk, (for did I)
The Faction which now reigns would roare,
But I will swear 'tis giddy.

And all are prone to this same Fit,

That it their Object make,
For every thing runs Round in it.

And no form else will take.

To the Round-Nose Peculiar is

The Ruby and the Rose ;
The Round-lip gets away the Kisse,

And that by Favour goes.

The Round-beard for Talke of State,

Carry it at the Club ;
The Round-Robin by a like fate

Is Victor in the Tubb.

Hanworths Round-block speak pollicy,
The Round-hose Riches draw.

Part I. Ricmp Songs. 6^

The Round-heads for the Gospell bee
The Round Copes for the Law.

Tom his Round Garbe so rules all o're,

The pox take him for mee
That e're lookes for square dealing more,

And hears an health to thee.

VAji?l.'i,f^,-> J?.A f-..'>f,_'>^f^A.f;-,A /;-.A iT./ft A,-^ ^^ A.•^ ift ■^ A O.rfiA A,«-,J(

wi>><:>: <0>.<3«<I>; Oi <SI>. <0><C5>v<3'; '0;<3>- <I>: <I5>' ta>. ■G>.<2»

On the Queens Departure.

UP, up wronged Charls his friends, what can you be
Thus Mantled In a stupid Lethargic,
When all the world's in Arms ? and can there be
Armies of P^ears abroad and none with thee ?
Breath out your souls in sighs, melt into tears,
And let your griefs be equal to your fears ;
The Sphseres are all a jarring, and their jarres
Seems counter-like to Calculate the Starres ;
The Inferior Orbes aspire, and do disdaine ;
To move at all, unlesse they may attain
The highest Room, our Occedentall Sunne
Eclips'd by Starres, forsakes his Horizon,
Bright Cinthia too (they say) hath hid her face
As 'twere Impatient of her Sots disgrace ;
And our fears tell us, that unlesse the Sunne
Lend us his beams again, the World will run
Into another Chaos, where will be
Nought but the cursed Fruits of Anarchic ;
Sedition, Murder, Rapine, and what's worse
None to Implore for Aid ; Oh, hears the Curse,
But stay ye Starres, what will ye wish to bee ?
More Sunns then one will prove a Prodigie :

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68 Rump Songs. Part I.

To afright the Amazed World, will ye be-night
That glorious Lamp, that Fountain of all light,
AVill none but SoVs own Chaire, please your desire ?
Take heed bold Stars you'le set the world on fire.

Pyms Anarchy.

Ask me no more, why there appears
Dayly such troopes of Dragooners ?
Since it is requisite, you know ;
They rob cum privilegio.

Ask me no more, why th' Gaole confines
Our Hierarchy of best divines ?
Since some in Parliament agree
Tis for the Subjects Liberty.

Ask me no more, why from Blachvall
Great tumults come into Whitehall ?
Since it 's allow'd, by free consent,
The Priviledge of Parliament.

Ask me not, why to London comes
So many Musquets, Pikes and Drums ?
Although you fear they'll never cease ;
'Tis to protect the Kingdoms peace.

Ask me no more, why little Finch
From Parliament began to winch ?
Since such as dare to hawk at Kings
Can easie clip a Finches wings.

Part I. Rtimp Songs. 69

Ask me no more, why Sti-a^ord's dead,
And why they aim'd so at his head ?
Faith, all the reason I can give,
'Tis thought he was too wise to live.

Ask me no more, where's all the Plate,
Brought in at such an easie rate ?
They will it back to th' Owners bring
In case it fall not to the King.

Ask me not why the House delights
Not in our two wise Kentish Knights ?
There Counsell never was thought good,
Because it was not understood.

Ask me no more, why Lesley goes
To seize all rich men as his foes ?
Whilst Country Farmers sigh and sob,
Yeomen may beg when Kings do rob.

Ask me no more, by what strange sight
Londons Lord Maior was made a Knight ?
Since there's a strength, not very far.
Hath as much power to make as mar.

Ask me no more, why in this Age
1 sing so sharp without a Cage ?
My answer is, I need not fear
Since England doth the burden bear.

Ask me no more, for I grow dull,

Why Hotham kept the Town of Jin 117

This answer 1 in brief do sing.

All things were thus whom Fjni was A'

70 Rump Songs. Part I.

To my Lord B. of S. he being at York.

My Lord,

WHen you were last at London 'twas our fear,
Lest the same Rout which threatned Majesty ^
Might strike at you : 'tis but the same Career
To aime at Crorcms, and at the Miter fly.
For still the Scepter and the Crosier staffe
Together /a//, 'cause they're together safe :

Yet while the sence of Tumults deepest grow,
And presse in us, no doubts in you arise \
There still dwelt cahn and quiet in your Brow,
As our Distractioiu were your Exercise :
And taught us, all assaults, all Llls to beare,
Is not to fly from Danger, but from Fear.

That Courage waits you still, some merely rode
From Tumults and the Peoples frantick Rage,
Counting their safety by their /(2r abode,
And so grew safer still at the next Stage :
But 'tis not space that shelters you, the rest
Secure themselves by Miles, you by your Breast.

And now my Lord, since you have London left,
Where Merchants wives dine cheap, & as cheap sup,
Where Fools themselves have of their Plate bereft.
And sigh and drink in the course Pewter cup.
Where's not a Silver Spoon left, not that giv'n than
When the first Cochiey was made Christian.

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No not a Bodkin^ Pimase, all they send
Or carry all, what ever they can happe on,
Ev'n to the pretty Pick Tooth, whose each end
Oft purg'd the Relicks of continual Capon.

Nothing must stay behind, nothing must tarry,
No not the Ring by which Ao-ds Joan took Harry.

But now no City- Villain, though he were

Free of a Ti-ade and Treason, dares intrude,

No sawcy Prentises assault you there,

Engag'd by their Indentures to be rude :

Whom for the two first years their Masters use
Onely to cry down Bishops and cleanse Shooes.

There as in silent Orbes you may ride on.
And as in Charles his Wain move without jarres,
Your Coach will seem your Constellation,
Not drawn about by Horses, but by Stars.

Till seated near the Northern Pole, wee thence
Judge your seat Sphear, you its Intelligence.

An Elegie on the Most Reverend Father in

God William, Lord Archbishop of

Canterbury.

Attached the 18. ^December, 1640.
Beheaded tlie 10. ^January, 1644.

Most Rez'erend Martyr,
Hou, since thy thick Afflictions first begun,
Mak'st Diodesiatis dayes all Calmc, and Sun,

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And when thy Tragick Annals are compil'd,

Old Persecution shall be Pity styl'd,

The Stake and -Faggot shall be Temp'rate names,

And Mercy wear the Character of Flames :
Men knew not then Thrift in the Martyrs breath,
Nor weaVd their Lives into a four years Death,
Few antient Tyratits do our Stories Taxe,
That slew first by Delayes, then by the Axe,
But these {Tiberius like) alone do cry,
^Tis to be Recoruird to let Thee dy.

Observe we then a while into what Maze,
Compasse, and Circle they contrive Delayes,
What Turnes and wilde Perplexities they chuse,
Ere they can forge their Slander, and Accuse:
The Sun hath now brought his warm Chariot back,
And rode his Progress round the Zodiack,
When yet no Crime appears, when none can tell,
Where thy Guilt sleeps, nor when 'twill break the shell. '
Why is His Sha?fie defer'd ? what's in't that brings
Your Justice back, spoyles Vengeance of her Wings ?
Hath Mercy seiz'd you ? will you rage no more ?
Are Windes grown tame ? have Seas forgot to roar ?
No, a wilde fiercenesse hath your minds possest,
Which time and sins must cherish and digest :
You durst not now let His clear Blood be spilt,
You were not yet grown up to such a guilt ;
You try if Age, if Seaventy years can Kill :
Then y'have your Ends, and you are harmlesse still,
But when this fail'd, you do your Paths enlarge.
But would not yet whole Innocence discharge ;
You'll not be T>evil All, you fain would prove
Good at a Distance, within some Remove,

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"Virtue hath sweets which are good Mens due gaine,
** Which Vice could not Deserve, yet would Retaine.
This was the Cause, why once it was your Care,
That Storms and Tempests in your Siti might share,
You did engage the Waves, and strongly stood
To make the Water guilty of his Blood.
Boats are dispatcht in haste, and 'tis his doome,
Not to his Charge, but to his Shipwrack come ;
Fond men, your cruel project cannot doe,
Tempests and storms must learn to kill from you :
When this comes short, he must Waike Pilgrimage,
No Coach nor Mtile, that may sustein his Age,
Must trace the City (now a Desert rude)
And combate salvage Beasts the Multitude.
But when his Guardian Innocence can fling,
Awe round about, and save him by that King.
When the Just cause can fright the Beasts away,
And make the Tyger tremble at her prey.
When nether Waves dare seize him, nor the Rout ;
The storm with Reason, and the storm without :
Lost in their streights when Plots have vanquish! bin,
And Sin perplext hath no Relief, but Sin.
Agents and Instruments now on you fall.
You must h^ Judges, People, Waves, and All.

Yet 'cause the Rout will have't perform'd by you,
And long to see done what they dare not Doe.
You put the Crime to use, it swells your Heape ;
Your Sins your own, nor are you Guilty cheap.
You Husband All ; there's no Appearance lost.
Nor comes he once to th' Bar but at your cost ;
A constant Rate well Taxt, and Leiyed right,
And d.Just value set upon each sight.

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At last they find the Dayes by their own Purse,

Lesse known from him than what they doe disburse :

But when it now strikes high for him \!appear,

And Chapmen see the Bargain is gro\vn dear ;

They Muster hands, and their hot suits enlarge,

Not to persue the Man, but save the Charge ;

Then least you loose their Custome, (a just fear)

Selling your Shines and others Blood too dear.

You grant their Suits, the Manner, and the Time ;

And he must Dye for what no Law calls Crime.

Th' Afflicted Martyrs, when their pains began,

Their Trajan had, or Dioclesian.

Their Tortures were some Colours, and proceed ;

Though from no Guilt, yet 'cause they disagreed :

What league, vih^X. friendships there? They could not joyn,

And fix the Ark and Dagon in one Shrine.

Faith, combats Faith ; and how agree can they.

That still go on, but still a several way ?

Zeal, Martyrs Zeal, and Heat 'gainst Heat conspires.

As Theban Brothers fight though in their Fires.

Yet as two diff'rent Stars unite their Beams,

And Rivers mingles Waves and mix their Streams ;

And though they challenge each a several Name,

Conspire because their moysture is the same.

So Parties knit, though they be diverse known,

The Me7i are i7iany, but the Christian, one.

Trajan no Trajaii was to his own Heard,

And Tygers are not by the Tygers fear'd.

What strange excesse then ? what's that menstruous Power

When Flames do Flames, and Streams do Streams devour ?

Where the same Faith 'gainst the same Faith doth knock,

And Sheep are Wolves to Sheep of the same Flock ?

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Where Protestant the Protestant defies,

Where both Assent yet one for Dissent dyes ?

Let these that doubt this, through his Actions Wade,

Where some must needs Convince, All xm.y perswade.

Was he Apostate, who your CJmtnpion stood,
Bath'd in his Inke before, as now in Blood?
He that unwinds the subtle Jesuite,
That Feels the Serpetits Teeth, and is not bit ?
Unites the Snake finds each Mysterious knot.
And turns the Poyson into A?itidot.
Doth Nicety with Nicety undoe ?
And makes the Labyri?ith the Labyrinth's clew ?
That sleight by sleight subdues, and clearly proves.
Truth hath her Serpents too, as well as Doves,
Now, you that blast his Innocaice, Survey,
And view the Triumph of this Glorious day ;
Could you (if that might be) if you should come
To seal God's cause with your own Martyrdom,
(Could all the blood whose Tydes move in their

veins.
Which then perhaps were Blood, but now in stains)
(Yield it that Force and strength, which it hath took
Should we except his Blond) from this his Book,
Your Flame or Axe would lesse evince to Men,
Your Block and Stake would prop lesse than his Pen ;

Is he Apostate, whom the Baitcs of Rome
Cannot seduce, though all her Glories come ?
Whom all her specious Honours cannot hold,
Who hates the snare although the Hook be Gold?
Who Prostituted Titles can despise,
And from despised Titles, greater Rise ?

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Whom Names cannot Amuse, but seats withall
The Protestant above the Cardinall ?
Who sure to his own Soul, doth scorn to find
A Crimson cap the Purchase of his Minde ?

" Who is not Great, may blame his Fate's Offence,
" Who would not be, is Great in's Conscience.
Next these His Sweat and Care how to advance
The Church but to Yiex Just Inheritance,
How to gain back her Own, yet none Beguile,
And make her Wealth her Purchase, nor her spoyle :
Then, shape Gods worship to a joynt consent ;
'Till when the seamlesse Coat must still be Pe?it;
Then, to repair the Shrines, as Breaches sprung,
Which we should hear, could we lend Pauls a Tongue,

Speak, Speak great Monument ! while thou yet art such,
And Rear him 'bove their Scandals and their Touch ;
Had he surviv'd thou mightst in Time Declare,
Vast things may comely be, and Greatest Fair.
And though thy Limbs spread high, and Bulk exceed,
Thou'dst prov'd that Gyants are no mo7istrous breed :
Then 'bove Pxtent thy Lustre would prevaile,
And 'gainst Dimension Feature turn the Scale ;
But now, like Pyrralis half adopted Birth.
Where th' issue part was Woman, Part was Eat^h,
Where Female some, and some to stone was Bent,
And the otie half was t'others Monument,
Thou must imperfect lye, and learn to Groan,
Now for his Ruiiu, straightway for thine own :
But this and Thousand such Abortives are ;
By Bloody Rebels Ravisht from his care ;
But yet though some miscarried in their Wombe,
And Deeds Still-born have hastned to the Tombe,

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God (that Rewards him now) forbad his store,

Should all lye hid, and he but give ith' Ore.

Many are Stampt, and shapt, and do still shine,

Approv'd at Mint, a firm, and Perfect Coyne.

Witness that Mart of Books that yonder stands.

Bestow'd by him, though by anothers Hands :

Those Attick Manuscripts, so rare a Piece,

They tell the Turk, he hath not conquer'd Greece.

Next these, a second beautuous Heap is thrown,

Of Eastern Authors, who were all his own.

Who in so Various Languages appear.

Babel, would scarce be their Interpreter.

To These, we may that Fair-Built Colledge bring,

Which proves that Learning's no such Rustick thing ;

Whose structure well contrived doth not relate

To Antick fineness, but strong lasting state :

Beauty well mixt with strength, that it complyes

Most with the Gazer's use, much with his Eyes,

On Marble Columns thus the ATis have stood.

As wise SetJCs Pillars sav'd 'em in the Flood.

But did he leave here Walls, and only Own

A Glorious Heap, and make us rich in Stone?

Then had our Chanclour seem'd to fail, and here

Much honour due to the Artificer :

But this our Prudent Patroti long fore-saw,

When he Refin'd riide Statutes into Lata ;

Our Arts and Manners to his Building falls,

And he erects the Men, as well as Walls :
" Thus Solons Laws his Athens did Renown,
" And turn'd that throng of Building to a Tozun.

Yet neither Law nor Statute can be known

So strickt, as to Himself he made his oivn.

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Which in his Actions Inventory lyes,

Which Hell or can never scandalize :

Where every Act his rigid eye surveyes,

And Night is Barre ?ix\(\ Judge to all his Dayes;

Where all his secret Thoughts he doth comprize,

And every Dream summon'd to an Assize ;

Where he Arraigns each Circumstance of care,

Which never parts dismiss'd without a Prayer :

See ! how he sifts and searches every part,

And ransacks all the Closets of his heart ;

He puts the hours upon the Rack and Wheel,

And all his minutes must confess ox feel;

If they reveal one Act which forth did come.

When Humajie frailty crept into the Loome,

If one Thread stain, or sully, break, or faint,

So that the Man does Inteerrupt the Saint,

He hunts it to its Death, nor quits his feares,

Till't be Embabnd in Prayers, or droivn'd in Teares.

The Sun in all his journeys ne're did see
One more devout, nor one more strict than He.

Since his Religion then's Vnmixt and Fine,
And Works do warrant Faith, as Ore the Mine :
What can his Crime be then ? Now you must lay
The Kingdoms Laws subverted in his way :
See ! no such Crime doth o're his Conscience grow,
(Without which Witness ne're can make it so ;)
A clear Transparent White, bedecks his mind.
Where nought but Innocence can shelter find,
Witnesse that Bi'cath which did your stain and blot
Wipe freely out, (though HeavcJi I fear will not)
Witnesse that Calnte and Quiet in His Breast,
Prologue and Preface to his Place of Rest ;
When with the World He could undaunted part,
And see in Death not meagre Looks ; nor Dart :

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When to the Fatal Block His Gray Age goes
With the same Ease, as when he took Repose.
" He like old Enoch to His Blisse is gone,
" 'Tis not his Death, but his Translation.

A Mock Remonstrance referring to the
Porters Petition.

To Pym King of the Parliamented,

The Grievances are Jiere presented

Of Porters, Butchers, Broojn-men, Tanmrs,

Tfiatfain would fight under your Banners ;

Weavers, Dyers, Tinkers, Coblers,

And many other such like Joblers,

As Water-men, and those calFd Dray-men,

That have a long time sung Solamen, ^c.

WHereas, Imprimis, first, that is, the Porters,
The heavy burthens laid on their four Quarters
Is not complain'd of here ; nor of Us, any,
Although We have good Causes, and full many.
As yet unknown ; but there's a day will come
Shall pay for all, We say no more, but Mum.;
It is well said by some, You are about
To give the Church and Government a Rout,
Let it be so cry We, for it is known,
To do't, you will want more hands than your own.
And since you are * necessitated to
Raise war, 'ifaith (Sirrevence) do, do, do ;
'Tis fit that Old things should grow out of date,
Like Hampden's Sister, or the Beldame Kate.

* Their Declaration .

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Old things in course do commonly decay,

When New perhaps may last full many a day ;

Old Frocks, old Shirts, old Brooms, old Boots, old Skins

Are much addicted to the Venial sins

Of wearing out ; and why not then the Church,

That has left many a simple man ith' lurch.

Besides, the Porters so the Surplice hate.

Their very Frocks they have casheer'd of late ;

And rather than endure 'em you may see,

They wear the Rope, the Hang-mans Livery.

The Butchers too, inspired are at least.

And know the very Intrails of the Beast

That wears those * Smocks, and though they love a Whore,

A Babilonish one they do abhor.

In fine, in this great work of Reformation,

Which you intend shall stigmatize the Nation,

We pray to be Fellow-labourers, and

That you our Vertues right may understand,

Know that the Porters shall for Eighteen-pence

Carry the Dreggs of Rome in Bottles hence

To any Foreign part you'l think upon.

And bring the Juyce of the Turks Alcaron

In lieu of it ; the Butcher kill'd in Slaughter

Shall send Gods, and the Laws Disciples after :

There shall not a Religious Relique be

Left in the Church, or in the Library,

But shall be swept away by the Nice hand

0th' Broom-mens Art, who nothing understand

More than Keiit-stred ; If any them deride.

The Tanners come, and then beware their Hide ;

And for the Weavers, they can preach, or pray,

As is well known to the Lords, Brooks and Say.

* Surplices.

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The Dyers they delight you know in Scarlet,

And care no more for Blood, than any Varlet ;

Like Archers good they will come on so powring,

That who escapes them will escape a scowring.

The Tinkers they can both make Holes, and mend 'em

In Church or State ; if you will but befriend 'em

With Mettle ; They care not for God or Divell ;

A Pack of Sturdy Rogues inur'd to Evill.

The Cobler vows, and that you'l say is News,

To venture All, what over Boots, o're Shooes ?

And likewise undertakes at a Cheap rate

The Government, though Crabbed, to Translate.

The Water-men more slye than any Otters,

Knowing 'tis good fishing in troubl'd Waters,

If any do Oppose them, though their Betters,

They will betake themselves unto their Stretchers,

And so belabour 'em in Church and Cloysters,

Their Bones shall rattle, like a Sacke of Oysters,

In their thin Skins. The Dray-men likewise shall

With Crusted Fists, fling 'um and fling 'um all.

Thus in Our several Functions We can serve ye.
Men fit for your Employment, pray observe ye,
And therefore list Us, where your best defence is,
In th' Yealow Regiment of 's Oxcellendes :
So taking leave, resting at your Commands,
We do subscribe either Our Horns, or Hands.

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The Catttion.

A SONG.
To the Tune of Oh Women, Monstrous Women.

YOu Sep'ratists that Sequister
Your selves from Laws are good,
Your Courses so irregular

Shall now be understood ;
Your fond Expounding corrupts the Bibble,
Yet you'l maintain it with your Twibble.
Oh Roundheads, Roundheads, damnable Roundheads,
What do you mean to do ?

He that does swear, though to a Truth,
You count him far worse than a Lyer,

Yet you will firk your Sister Ruth,
So it may edify her ;

You, like the Devil, abhor a Crosse,

But I'le have as good Reason from Pyms Stone-horse.

Oh Roundheads, Roundheads, damnable Roundheads,

What do you mean to do 1

Our Churches Hierarchy you hold

Within a foul Suspition;
And say the Prelates Sleeves are old

Reliques of Superstition ;
The very Ragges of Rome they are
Such as the Whores of Babilon wear.
Oh Roundheads, Roundheads, damnable Roundheads,
What do you mean to do ?

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Therefore in Zeal and Piety,

You'l dy their Lawn in blood,
And root out their Society,

A work you think is good ;
The Malice is, some of your Eares
Were cropt far shorter than your hairs.
Oh Roundheads, Roundheads, damnable Roundheads,
What do you mean to do ?

When you the Miter have puU'd down,

You'l be hang'd before contented,
Your next Pluck must be at the Crown,

A Plot long since invented ;
But Grigge swears Tyburn shall have her due,
Hee'l behang'd himself, if he hang not you.
Oh Roundheads, RoundJieads, damnable Roundheads,
What do you mean to do ?

The Coblers were astonished.

The Porters eke, also ;
To hear the Noyse that ecchoed

From your vast Tubb below :
But let him be hang'd will never mend,
The Cobler thinks upon his end.
But you to whom my Lines do tend
Have a care of what you do.

Lilly contemn d.

A SONG.

Ply art thou sad ? Our Glasses flow
Like little Rivers to the Mayne ;

6—2

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And ne're a man here has a Shrew,
What need'st thou then complain ?
Then Boys mind your Glass,
And let all News pass
That treats not of this our Canary,
Let Lawyers fear their Fate,
In the turn of the State,
We suffer if this do miscarry,
Chor. ^ Tis this will preserve us Against \J^\t% predictions .
And make us cotitemn our Fate and his Fictions.

'Tis this that setts the City Ruff;

And lynes the Aldermen with Fur ;
It makes the Watchmen stiff and tuff
To call, where go you Sir ?
'Tis this doth advance
The Cap of Maintenance,
And keeps the Sword sleeping or waking ;
It Courage doth raise
In such Men now adaies,
That heretofore cry'd at Head-aching,
Chor. 'Tis this doth infuse in a Miser some pity.
And is the Genius, and Soul of the City.

Then why should we dispair, or think

The Enemy approacheth near ?
Let such as never used to drink
Sack, be enslav'd to Fear.

Then to get Honor,

And that waits on her,
Strange Titles, Illustrious and Mighty.

Wee'l have a smart Bout

Shall speak us men and stout,
And rie be the first that shall fight ye.

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Chor. He that stifly can stami tdt, and hath the best Braim ;
Shall be sty I'd Son of Mars and God of the Mayne.

A Monster to be seen at Westminster.
1642.

Within this House is to be seen
Such a Monster as hath not been
At any time in England^ nay
In Europe, Africk, Asia.
'Tis a Round body, without a Head
Almost three years, yet not dead.
'Tis Uke that Beast I once did see,
Whose Tayle stood where his Head should be ;
And, which was never seen before,
Though't want a head, 'thas Horns good store,
It has very little hair, and yet
You'l say it has more hair than wit,
'Thas many Eyes and many Eares,
'Thas many Jealousies and Fears,
'Thas many Mouths, and many Hands,
'Tis full of Questions and Commands.
'Tis arm'd with Muskets, Pikes, it fears
Naught in the World but Cavaliers ;
'Twas bom in England, but begot
Betwixt the English and the Scot.
Though some are of Opinion rather
That the Devil was its Father,
And the City, which is worse,
Was its Mother, and its Nurse.

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Some say (though perhaps in scorn)

That it was a Cretan bom,

And not unlike, for't has the fashion

Just as may be of that Nation,

For 'tis a Lyer, none oth' least ;

A slow Belly, an Evil beast ;

Of what Religion none can tell,

It much resembles that in Hell.

Some say it is a Jew disguis'd,

And why, because 'tis circumcis'd ;

For 'twas deprived long ago

Of many a Member wee well know,

In some points 'tis a Jesuited Priest,

In some it is a Calvinist :

For 'tis not Justify'd, it saith

By Good-works, but by Publick Faith.

Some call't an Anabaptist : Some

Think now that Antichrist is come.

A Creature of an uncouth kind,

Both for its Body, and its mind :

Make hast and see't, else 'twill be gon,

For now 'tis sick, and drawing on.

London sad London.

AN ECCHO.

WHat wants thee, that thou art in this sad taking ?
A King
What made him first remove hence his residing ?
syding.

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Did any here deny him satisfaction ?

Faction.
Tell me whereon this strength of Faction lyes ?

On lyes.
^Vhat didst thou do when the King left Parliament ?

Lament.
What terms would'st give to gain his Company ?

Any.
But how wouldst serve him, with thy best endeavour ?

Ever.
What wouldst thou do if here thou couldst behold him ?

Hold him.
But if he comes not what becomes of London ?

Undone.

Upon bringing in the Plate.

ALL you that would no longer
To a Monarch be subjected,
Come away to Guildhall, and be there liberall,

Your Wish shall be there effected.
Come come away, bring your Gold, bring your Jewells,

Your silver Shaft, or Molten,
If the King you' I have down, and advance to the Crown
Five Members and K -

Regard no Proclamations,

They're Subjects fit to Jest on,
Henry Rising •i, far better than C. R.

Eesolv'd upon the Question.
Come, come away, drc.

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You Aldermen first send in

Your Chaines upon these Summons,

To buy Ropes ends, for all the Kings Friends,
They're Traytors to the Commons.
Come, come away, d^e. -

Your Basons large, and Ewers,

Unto this use alot them.
If ere you mean your hands to clean

From th' Sins by which you got them..
Come, come away, ^c.

Bring in your Cannes and Gobletts,

You Citizens confiding.
And think it no scorn, to drink in a Horn

Of your own Wives providing.
Come, come away, ^c.

Ye Bretheren strong and lusty,

The Sisters Exercise yee,
Get Babes of Grace, and Spoons apace,

Both Houses do advise yee.
Come, come away, &'c.

Let the Religious Sempstress

Her silver Thimble bring here,
'Twill be a fine thing in deposing a King,

To say you had a Finger.
Come, come away, ^c.

Your Childe's redeemed Whistle

May here obtain Admittance,
Nor shall that Cost be utterly lost,

They'le give you an Acquittance.
Come, come away, &'c.

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The Gold and Silver Bodkin,

The Parliament woo'd ha both,
Which oft doth make, the House to take

A Journey on the Sabboth.
Come, come away, c^c.

You that have store of Mony

Bring't hither, and be thrifty,
If th' Parliament thrive, they'le so contrive

You shall have back Four for Fifty.
Come, come away, a^c.

If when the Councell's ended,

Your Plate you will recover,
Be sure you may the chief Head that day

On the Bridge or Tower discover.
Come, come away, (S^c.

TAe Prentices Petition to the Close Com-
mittee.

TO you close Members, wee the Young men come
(If Justice in this house has any Room ?)
With a Petition, but it is for peace ;
If you are vext, pray let all Quarrells cease ;
First, for Religion. (If't be no offence.
Nor hinder things of greater Consequence)
We hope you do suppose there's some such thing,
'Cause 'thas bin often mention'd by the King.
Wee'l hav't establisht, and do hold it fit
That no Lay-Levites ought to meddle with't.

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Next, that in spight of Treason, we may have

A happy peace, but that we need not crave,

For when our bodkins cease 'twil be your pleasure

That arms may cease, not wanting wil, but treasure ;

Else you'le but put the King to farther trouble.

To beat you to't, and make you Subjects double.

We know y'are powerfull, and can wonders do

Both by your Votes and Ordinances too ;

In case all those Murther'd Innocent men

May by your Votes be made alive again,

Then your admiring Spirits shall perswade us

That neither War nor Famine can invade us :

Till then you'le give us leave to trust our Eyes,

And from our sad Experience, now grow wise :

Let not the Collonell's gaping son o'th' City

Be made the Mouth unto this close Committe ;

Whose gaudy Troope, because they're boyes, he boasts

They are the Children of the Lord of Hosts ;

And knows no reason, (for indeed tis' scant)

Why States are not like Churches Militant.

Next, that Truth, Wisedome, Justice, Loyalty,

And Law, five Members of our Faculty

(Who not by the King ; but you, have been so long

By Votes Expell'd from your Rebellious throng)

May be restored ; and in spight of Pym

Be heard to speak their mind as well as him.

Which if not granted, we do tell you this,

Your Lord (whose head's in a Parenthesis)

Shall not secure you, but we shall unty

That twisted Rabble of the Hierachy,

Clubs are good payments, and 'mongst other things

Know we are as many Thousands as you Kings.

In the Interim pray tell your fore-horse Pym,

Just as he loves the King, so we love him.

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Londons Farewell to the Parliament.

F Are well to the Parliament, with hey, with hey,
Farewell to the Parliament, with hoe,
Your dear delight the City,
Our wants have made us witty,

And a for the Close Committee,

With a hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell the Lord of Essex, with hey, with hey,

Farewell the Lord of Essex, with hoe.
He sleeps till eleven.
And leaves the Cause at six and seven,
But 'tis no matter, their hope's in Heaven,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell the Lord Wharton, with hey, with hey.

Farewell the Lord Wharton, with hoe.
The Saw-pit did hide him,
Whilst Hastings did out-ride him.
Then came Brooks and he out-ly'd him,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell Billy Stroud, with hey, with hey.
Farewell Billy Stroud, with hoe,

He swore all Whartons lyes were true.

And it concem'd him so to do.

For he was in the saw-pit too,
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell the Lord Brooks, with hey, with hey
Farewell the Lord Brooks, with hoe.

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He said (but first he had got a Rattle)
That but one hundred fell in the Battle,
Besides Dogs, Whores, and such Parliament
With hey trolly, lolly, loe. (Cattle,

Farewell Say and Scale, with hey, with hey,

Farewell Say and Scale, with hoe.

May these Valiant Sons of Anuncfi,
All be Hang'd as high as Haman,
With the old Anabaptist they came on,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell K with hey, with hey.

Farewell K with hoe.

Thy Father writ a Godly Book,

Yet all was fish that came to the hook.

Sure he is damn'd though but for his look.

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell K with hey, with hey,

Farewell K with hoe.

Thy House had been confounded,

In vain he had compounded.

If he had not got a Round-head,
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell D H with hey, with hey.

Farewell D H with hoe

Twas his Ambition, or his need.

Not his Religion did the deed.

But his Widow hath tam'd him of the speed.

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

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Farewell y^/;;? Hampden, with hey, with hey,

Farewell John Hampden with hoe,
Hee's a sly and subtile Fox,
Well read in Buchanan and Knox,
And hees gone down to goad the Oxe,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell John Fym, with hey, with hey.

Farewell John Fym with hoe,

He would have had a place in Court,
And he ventur'd all his partie for't,
But bribing proves his best support.

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell yb^« Pym with hey, with hey.
Farewell y^-^w Pym with hoe,

For all the feign'd disaster

Of the Taylor and the Plaster,

Thou shalt not be our Master,
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell Major Skippon, with hey, with hey.

Farewell Major Skippon with hoe.

Ye have ordered him to kill and slay,

To rescue him and run away,

Provide you vote fair weather, and pay.

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell our Worthies all, with hey, with hey,
Farewell our Worthies all with hoe.

For they instead of dying.

Maintain the truth by lying.

And get victories by flying,
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

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Farewell our Scotch Brethren, with hey, with hey,
Farewell our Scotch Brethren, with hoe,

They March but to the border,

But will be brought no farther,

For neither Ordinance nor Order,
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell my little Levites, with hey, with hey,

Farewell my little Levites, with hoe.
Though you seem to fear him.
Yet you can scarce forbear him,
And when you thank him, you but jeer him.

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell fears and jealousies, with hey, with hey,

Farewell fears and jealousies, with hoe.
Which, with lying Declarations,
Tumults, traytors, and protestations,
Have been the mine of two Nations,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell little Isaack, with hey, with hey.

Farewell little Isaack, with hoe,

Thou hast made us all, like Asses,

Part with our Plate, and drink in Glasses,

Whilst thou growst rich with 2s. Passes,

With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

Farewell to Plate and Money, with hey, with hey,
Farewell Plate and Money, \vith hoe,

'Tis going down by water.

Or something near the matter.

And a Publique Faith's going after.
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

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Farewell Members five, with hey, with hey,
Farewell Members five, with hoe.

Next Petition we deliver,

Sends you packing down the River,

And the Devil be your driver.
With hey trolly, lolly, loe.

A Song.

NEw-England is preparing a-pace.
To entertain King Pym, with his Grace,
And Isaack before shall carry the Mace,

For Routid-Iieads Old Nick stand up tuna.

No surplisse nor no Organs there.
Shall ever offend the Eye, or the Ear,
But a Spiritual Preach, with a 3. hours Prayer,
For Round-heads, 6^^.

All things in Zeal shall there be carried.
Without any Porredge read over the buried,
No Crossing of Infants, nor Rings for the Married,
For Round-heads, 6^c.

The Swearer there shall punisht be still,
But Drunkennesse private be counted no ill.
Yet both kind of lying as much as you will.
For Round-heads, 6^r.

Blow winds, Hoyse sailes, and let us be gone,
But be sure we take all our Plunder along.
That Charles may find little when as he doth come,
For Round-heads Old Nick stand up now.

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Sir John Hotham's Alarm.

COme Traytors, March on, to the Leader Sax John,
Though King Charles his friends disafiect you,
Do not obey him, but obey Devil Fym,
And the ParUament will protect you.

Let us plead that we Fight, for the King and his Right,

But if he desire for to enter.
Let us Armed appear, and let us all sweare

Our lives for his sake we will venter.

But if he give Command, to disarm out of hand,

As we our Allegiance do tender.
Let us presently Sweare, that Commanded we are

By the Parliament not to surrender.

If he desire for to see, what Command that may be,

We then will resolve him no further.
But intreat him to stay, while we send Post away,

He shall have a Copy of the Order.

But if he Proclaime, me a Traytor by Name,
And all you that adhere to my Faction,

What an Honour it will be, when my Country see me.
Second Fym in a Trayterous Action.

But when the King sends, to require amends

Of the Parliament for such denyal ;
Whether Treason or no, the Law shall ne're know,

I must be put to your Vote for a Tryal.

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And to put it to the Voice, or the Parliaments choice,

The House being now so empty \
If there be such a thing, as God or a King,

We'll carry it by five in the twenty.

If so please the Fates, as to change our Estates,
That the King his own Rights doth recover,

We will turn to their way, and the Town will betray,
Though a Ladder for our pains we turn over.

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The Publique Faith.

SOme tell of A/rick Monsters, which of old,
Vain Superstition did for God-heads hold.
How the yE^ptianSy who first knowledge spread,
Ador'd their Apis with the white Bulls head \
Apis still fed with Serpents that do hiss,
Hcunon, Osiris, Monster Anubis.
But Sun-burnt Africk never had, nor hath
A Monster like our English Publique Faith ;
Those fed on Snakes, and satisfi'd, did rest,
This, like the Curtain Gulf, will have the best
Thing in the City, to appease its still
Encreasing hunger, Glutting its lewd will
With Families, whose substance it devours,
Perverting Justice and the Higher Powers ;
Contemning without fear of any Law,
Preying on all to fill its ravenous Maw ;
Whose Estrich stomack, which no Steele can sate,
Has swallowed down Indies of Gold and Plate :

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This is the Pub/itjuc Faith, which being led

By th' Cities wealth, has in this Kingdom bred

Such various mischiefs with its viperous breath,

Blasting its peace and happinesse to death ;

And yet this IdoU which our world adores,

Has made men prostitute their truth like Whores,

To its foul Lust, which surely may as well

And soon be satisfi'd, as th' Grave, or Hell ;

This preys on Horses, yet that will not do,

Unlesse it may devour the Riders too :

This takes up all the Riches of the Land,

Not by intreaty, but unjust Command,

Borrowing extortively without any day

But the Greek Caletids, then it means to pay ;

This 'gainst the Law of Nations does surprise

The Goods of Strangers, Kings, & in its wise

Discretion, thinks (though its not worth their note)

They're bound to take the Publique Faiths trim Vote

For their security, when this Publique Faith

Has broke more Merchants then e're Riot hatii,

And yet, good men o'th City, you are proud

To have this Bankrupt Publique Faith allow'd

More credit then your King, to this you'll lend

More willingly then ever you did spend

Money to buy your Wives and Children bread,

By such a strange Inchantment being misled

To your undoings ; you whet upon Bond,

Nay scarcely upon ISIortgage of that Land,

Treble your Moneys value, would not part

With your lov'd Coinc, vanquish'd by th' powerful! nrt

Of this Magician Publique Faith, justly install

Him Master of your Bags, the Devil and all

That taught you get them by dercitfull wares.

And sucking in (like Mornings draughts) young Heirs ;

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Well, certainly if this fine humour hold,

Your Aldermen will have no other Gold

But what's in Thumb-rings, for their ponderous Chains,

They'le be the Publique Faiths just lawfull gains,

And have the Honour afterwards to be

Hang'd in them for its Publique Treachery.

What will become of you then, Grave and Witty

Inhabitants of this Inchanted City ?

Who is't shall those vast Sums to you re-pay.

When Master Publique Faith is run away ?

Or who shall those prodigious heaps renew.

Which were prodigally decreas'd by you ?

Whom the whole world imagin'd men of thrift,

What will your Orphans do ? How will they shift,

Whose whole Estates in th' City Chamber, hath

Been given a spoyle to ruin'd Publique Faith ?

Perhaps you'le pawn your Charter to supply

The worthy wants of your Necessity.

Who is't will take't, when all (but men misled

Like you) know 'tis already forfeited ?

Who is't will then into New Coine translate

Such monstrous Cupboards of huge antick Plate ?

To Publique Faiths vast Treasury bring in.

From the Gilt Goblet, to the Silver Pin,

All that was Coinable, and what to do ?

Even to create you Knaves, and Traytors too.

Faith if you chance to come off with your Lives,

Your way will be to live upon your Wives,

Their Trading will be good, when Fortune wears

Your Colours in the Caps of th' Cavaliers,

Whose Cuckolds you'll be then, & on your brow,

Wear their Horns, as you Publique Faitlis do now ;

Then, then you'll howle, when you shall clearly see

That Publique Faith, was Publique IVeachcry :

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Then youHl confess your selves to 've been undone

By Publique FaitJis man, Isaack Pennington ;

Then you'll repent that ever you did fling

Such monstrous Suras away against your King ;

When he in Triumph, with his War-like Train,

Shall to your terrour view your Town again ;

Unlesse his Mercy mittigate his wrath,

Justly conceiv'd 'gainst you and Publique Faith ;

That Reverent Alderman which did defile

His Breeches at the Mustering ere while,

Shall then again those Velvet Slops bewray,

Cause Publique Faith did make him go astray :

Pauls shall be opened then, and you conspire

No more against the Organs in the Quire,

Nor threat the Saints ith' Windows, nor repair

In Troops to kill the Book of Common-Prayer ;

Nor drunk with Zeal, endeavour to engrosse

To your own use, the stones of Cheap-side Crosse :

Then, then you'll bow your heads, your horns and all.

That so exalted were to save from thrall

Your ruin'd Liberties, and humbly pray

For Mercy, more then upon each Fast-day ;

When your Seditious Preachers to the throng.

Make Prayers Ex Tempore of five hours long ;

Lest you by early penitence prevent

Your certain danger, if not punishment,

Wbich you by no means may so safely do,

As quitting Publique Faith, and Treason too :

Then, then, though late, you to your grief will find,

That you have walkt (as Moles ith' Earth do) blind

Of your fair reason, and obedient light,

Involv'd in Mists of black Rebellious Niglit :

If these Instructions will not make you see

Your Errour, may you perish in't for me,

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And to your Ruine walk in deathfuU path,
That leads to'th Gallows with the Publique Faith.

TJie Sertce of the House, or the Reason why-

those Members who are tlie Remnant of

the two Families of Parliament

can7iot consent to Peace^ or

an Accommodation.

To the Tune of The New-England Psalm,

\Huggle Duggle, ho ho Iio the Devil he

latight aloud.

COme come beloved Londoners^ fy fy you shame us-
all,
Ycmr rising up for Peace, will make the close Committee

fall;
I wonder you dare ask for that, which they must needs

deny,
There's 30. swears they'l have no Peace, and bid me tell
you why.

First I'le no Peace quoth Essex, my Chaplain sayes 'tis

Sin
To loose 100 /. a day, just when my Wife lyes in;
They cry God blessc your Excellence, but if I loose my

Place
They'l call me Rebel, Popular Assc, and Cuckold to my

face.

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You Citizen Fools, quoth W d' ye talk to me of

Peace,
Who not only stole his Majesties Ships, but rob'd him of

his Seas,
No no I'le keep the Water still, and have my Ships well

man'd.
For I have lost and stole so much, I know not where to

land.

Do Brother do, says H for Peace breeds us no

quiet,
Besides my Places to have lost, with sixteen Dishes

dyet,
I play'd the Judas with the King, which makes the World

detest me,
Nay should his Majesty pardon me, 500. would arest

me.

K said, these Lofidoncrs deserve to loose their

Fares,

For now they'l all obey the King, like Citizen Cava-
liers ;

Let's vote this Peace a desperate Plot, and send them a
denyal.

For if they save the Kingdom, they'le give us a Legal
tryal.

The Welsh-men rage quoth S and call me villanous

Goat
For plundering Hereford's Aldermens Gownes to make

my Bcssc a Coat,
'Tis true the Town did feed me well, for which I took

good Fleeces,
But if Peace come thcy'lc tear mc and all my AVhorcs in

pieces.

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Fight fight quoth Say, now now hold up these Jealousies

and Fears,
The work will shew I laid the Plot above these 17.

years ;
'Tis I that am your Engineer, but if for Peace you vote,
Oh then they'le make me go to Church, or else they'le

cut my Throate.

My Father Goodwin quoth W calls me a silly

Lad,
And wonders theyl'e ask Peace of me who have been

lately mad ;
You chuse me Irish General, and I chuse to stay

here,
For should we fight among the Boggs, there's never a

Sawpit near.

Those Heathen Prentices quoth Brooks, that made my

Coach-man stay.
Bid me be bare, although I spoke but 13. Bulls that

day.
But if Peace lop off my learned Skull, then all my House

you'le see
The Sword of Guy, the Dun-cows rib, the Asses tooth,

and me.

I made a Speech quoth E when his Excellence first

began,
For which he swore by a Potile of Sack to make me a

Gentleman :
But if the King get to Whitehall then all my hopes arc

past,
My Father was first Lord of the House, and I shall be

the last,

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Keep Silence, quoth Mr. Speaker, but do not hold your

peace,
Let's sit, and vote, and hold them too't, for I'le do what

you please ;
I have had but poor 6000 /. besides some Spoons and

Bowles,
Nay, grant a Peace, and how shall I be Master of the

RoUes ?

Then spake 5. Members all at once 3 who for an Army

cry'd,
Last year, quoth they, you rescu'd us, else we had all

been try'd :
What though you be almost undone, you must contribute

still.
Or weele convey, our Trunks away, and then do what

you will.

My Venome swells, quoth H- that his Majesty full

well knows,
And I, quoth Havipdm, fetcht the Scots, from whence

this Mischief flows.
I am an Asse quoth Haskrigg, but yet I'me deep ith'

Plott,
And I, quoth Stroud, can lye as fast, as Mr. Pym can trott.

But I, quoth Pym, your Hackney am, and all your

drudgery do,
Have made good Speeches for my self, and Priviledges

for you :
I can sit down and look on men, whilst others bleed and

fight,
I eat their Lordships meat by day, and giv't tlieir Wives

by night.

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Then Varie grew black ith' face, and swore there's none

so deep as I,
The Stafif and Signet slipt my hand, my Son can tell you

why.
The name of Peace they say 'tis sweet, but oh it makes

me shrink,
Straffords Ghost doth haunt me so, I cannot sleep a

wink.

Were Strafford living, Mildmay said, he would do me no

ill,
I hid my self ith' Privy, when the House did pass his

Bill:
But all my Gold and Silver thread Gregory calls his

own.
Though in a Ship I made my will, I was not born to

drown.

You found me, quoth Sir R P I had been long

a Knave ;
You promis'd I should be so still, if you my Vote might

have.
And I, quoth Lmirence Whittaker, agreed to doe so too.
But if you serve old Courtiers thus, they'lc do as much

for you.

This Peace, quoth Michael Oldsworih, will bring me never

a Fee,
Although my Lord have sworn for Peace, and will not

follow me.
Down, down with Bishops, Wheeler said, for I have rob'd

the Church :
Oh base, will you conclude a Peace, and leave me in

the lurch.

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Who speaks of Peace quoth Ludlow, hath neither Sence

nor Reason,
For I ne'rc spoke ith' House but once, and then I spoke

High Treason,
Your meaning was as bad as mine, you must defend ray

Speech,
Or else you make my mouth as foul as was my Fathers

breech.

I'le plunder Him, quoth Baynton, that mentions Peace

to Me,
The Bishop would not grant my Lease^ but now I'le have

his Fee.
A Gunpowder Monopoly quoth Evelyn rais'd my Father,
But if you let this War go down, they'le call me Foiuder

Tray tor.

Oh Jove, quoth Sir John Hot/iam, is this a time to treat ?
\Vhen Newcastle and Cumberland me to the Walls have

beat?
You base-obedient Citizens d' ye think to save your

Lives ?
My Sonne and I will serve you all as I have serv'd Five

Wives.

Indeed, quoth Sir Hugh Cholmlcy, Sir John you speak

most true,
For I have sold, and morgagcd, most of my Land to

you;
My Brother would have serv'd the King, but was forbid

to stay ;
The King fore saw at Kcyntonjicld, Sir Harry would run

awa)-.

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I went down, quoth Sir Ralph Staplelon, with Musquet,

Pike and Drum,
To fetch Sir Francis IVortky up, but truly hee'd not

come.
Oh Lord, Sir Robert Harlow said, how do our Foes

increase ?
I wonder who the Devil it was that first invented

Peace.

Treason, Treason, Treason, Sir Walter Earle cryes out.

Worse than blowing up the Thames, the Dagger, or the
Clout.

Hang me, quoth Miles Corbet then, for we are all con-
founded,

And Cavaliers will Cuckold me, as well as did the
Roundhead.

Quoth Svc John Wray, Mr. Speaker! I'le end this matter
streit.

For this which is my Ninth Speech, I'm sure is none of
my Eight ;

I try'd it at my Tables end, my Neighbours know 'tis
right.

But Peace will make me speak lesse wit, and then fare-
well your Kniglit.

A-vengeance, quoth Harry Martin then, I'le ha no
Accommodation,

For it was I, that bravely tore his Majesties Proclama-
tion ;

Ith' House I spoke High Treason, I have sold both Land
and Lease ;

I shall not then keep but 3. Whores, Apox upon your
Peace.

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You see beioi'ed Londoners, your Peace is out of season^
For which you have the seme of tJie House, and every Mem-
bers reason :
Oh do not stand for Peace then, for tritst me if you doe,
Ecuh Coutity in the Kingdome will rise and doe soe too.

Essex Petition to the Best of Princes.

Sir,

THat All-Majesty (from whom you take
Your Heaven-Anointed Scepter) for whose sake
You drink the Dregs of Bitternesse, which turns
Your Crown of Glory, to a Crown of Thornes ;
View'd sinfull Sodom, Sodom that offended
Even him, as we do you, that vilely blended
His gracious Promises, did wrest his Powers,
And violate his Laws, as we do yours ;
Yet urg'd by him whose Zeal brookt no denyal,
Would have sav'd all, if ten were found but loyal.
Great Pri/ue, to whom the Breath of Heaven hath read.
The Principles of Mercy, in whose stead
You sit as God to punish, or to spare.
Whose equal Hand can ruine, or repair
Our staggering Fortunes. Pity, and behold
Rebellious E^ex ! Peo})le now grown old
In Dis-obedience, who descrv'dly stand
Like Calves, expecting Death from your Just hand.

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'Twas we that bleated first Rebellion out,

Who being Pulpit-led, not apt to doubt

Our Lecturing Zealots, and but green in reason,

Were made too wise, and frighted ijito Treason :

We are a Cock-brain'd Multitude, a Rabble

Of all Religions, and we daily squabble

About vain shades, and let the substance passe.

Hating good Manners as we hate the Masse ;

Our new discretions every day convince.

Our old Rebellions, 'gainst so mild a Prince

Were scarcely fixt, but a fresh Ordinance comes.

And damns our Conscience into deeper Sums ;

Breaks ope our Houses, Rifles all our Stuff,

Nay more, as if we had not yet enough,

Plunders our very wits ; nay if we do

Shew but a sorry shrug, Malignants too ;

That in so much our people now obeys

As many Tyrants as the Year hath dayes :

But we have ten, ten, ten times multiply'd,

And thousands more to that, which have deny'd

To bend their knees to Baal^ whereof some lye

Cloystered in Grates, where they unpittied, cry

For Superannuated Crusts, and there remain,

Even taking Gods and Charles his Name in vain :

Some scorning to be aw'd by Subjects, fled

From their dear Wives and Children ; led

Like Thea'es to Gaols, saluted with the Curse

Of every Dunghill scurfe, with durt and worse,

Where they are sadly, but yet dearly fed.

Some ag'd, some weak, some dying, and some dead :

For their dear sake (great Charles) they undertake

Deaths willing Martyrdome, for diaries his sake ;

Be gracious to their County, let her know

That she, a miserable Land, doth owe

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Her sweet Redemption to their Congruous merit,

And least thcy'lc abjure what now they scarce inherit,

Let that accustom'd Sun-shine of your Eye

Enrich her soyle, that she may still out-vye

Her Neighbouring Shires, & let that brand which now

She wears, be set on th' Epidemick brow \

And let the Loyal Gentry still be known

By this firm Mark from the perfidious Clown ;

Let them, like treacherous slaves, be alwaies bound

To pay Rack-rents, and only Till the ground ;

Let neither them nor their base off-spring dare

To be so rich as buy a Purchase there.

Dread Soveraign,
Forgive, Forget, Remember, and Relent,
Resemble him you so much represent.
And when pleas'd Heavens shall set thy Scepter free,
Triumph in //////, and wee'll triumph in thee.

The Cryer.

OYes, if any Man or Woman,
Of what degree soever,
Lord, Kriight, Esquire, Gentleman, or Yeoman,
Felt-maker, Buttori-maker, or Weaver,
Coach-man, Cobler, or Brick-layer,
Sheriff, Alderman, or Mayor,
In City, Town, or Country, hath
Lost his Religion, or his Faith,
Let him forthwith repair to th' Cryer

Of Westminster, where let Inm brinc^

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The Mark of what he doth require,

And he shall hear on't, if God hlessc the King.

O Yes, if any Man or Woman,

Of what degree soever,
From the Marquis^ to the Yeoman,

From the Strmcf-hat, to the Beaver,
From the Land-lord, to the Dray-man,
Whether the Clergy, or the Layman,
Hath lost a IVar-horse-Annes, or Dragooncs,
That were the Treasure of Buffooncs ;
Jewells, Money, Pearle, or Plate, ^
Cups for Service, or for State -^^
Come to the Cryer, and you then
Shall find them he knows where, but God knows when.

The Cavaliers Prayer.

GOd blesse the King and Queen, the Prince also,
And all his Lj)yal Subjects both high and low,
For RoiindJicads can pray for themselves we know ;
]Vhich 710 body can deny.

The Devil take Pytn and all his Peers,
(iod blesse Prince Rupert and his Cavaliers,
For if they come hither Pym will stink with fears ;
Which 110 body can deny.

God blesse Rupert and Maurice withall,
Tliat gave the Roundheads a great downfall.
And knockt their Noddles 'gainst Worcester wall ;
Which no body can deny.

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T^wn sleeves and Surplices must go down,
For why, King Pym doth sway the Crown ;
But all are Bishops that wears a Black Gown j
lV7iich no body can deny.

Let the Canons roar, and the Bullets flye,
King Pym doth swear he'll not come nigh,
He sayes, its a pittyfull thing to dye ;

Which no body can deny.

The Ilorners they are brave Blades,
I do not know, but it is said
The stout Earl of Essex is free of that trade ;
Which no body can deny.

The Baker over Burton cannot domineer,
For it is most firmly reported here.
He's as free of the Pillory as ever they were ;
Which no body can deny.

There is Isaack Pennington both wise and old,
I do not know, but 'tis for truth told
That he is turned poor Sexton of Pauls.

Which no body can deny.

There is a Lord W both wise and round.

He will meet Prince Rupert upon any ground.

And if that his hands behind him be bound ;

Which few people will deny.

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To whom tt concerns,

COme, come, ye Cock-brain'd Crew, that can suppose
No truth, but that which travells through the Nose ;
That looks on Gods Anointed with those Eyes,
You view your Prentices ; ye that can prize
A Stable with a Church ; that can Impeach
A Grave Devine, and hear an Hostler preach :
Are ye all mad ? has your Fanatick zeal
Stifl'd your stock of Sences at a Meal ?
Have ye none left to look upon these Times ?
With Grief, which you, and the unpunisht Crimes
Have brought upon this miserable Land ?
Are ye all Bruits ? not apt to understand
The neighbouring stroke of Ruine, till't be past ?
And you become the Sacrifice at last ?
What would you have ? can Reformation border
On Sacriledge ? or Truth upon Disorder ? ;
Can Rifleihg, and Religion dwell together?
Can the way hence be said the next way thither ?
Go, ply your Trades, Mechanicks, and begin
To deal uprightly, and Reform within ;
Correct your prick-ear'd Servants ; and perswade
Your long lov'd Arm-fulls ; if you can thus trade
In Pigges and Poultry : let them cease to smooth
Your Rumpled Follies, and forbear to sooth
Your pious Treasons, thus to kick and fling,
Against the lA}rds Anointed, and your King.

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By t)ie Author.

That neither loves for Fashiofi nor for Fear,
As far from Soundhead, as from Cavalier.

To the City.

DRaw near you factious Citizens ; prepare
To hear from me what hideous Fools you are ;
What lumps of sordid Earth ; in which we find
Not any least Resemblance of a Mind ;
Unlesse to Baseness and Rebellion bent
Against the King, to ayde the Parliament ;
That Parliament, whose Insolence will undoe
Your Cities Wealth, your Lives, and Safety too :
Are you so stupid, dull, you cannot see
How your best Vertues now are Treachery ?
Apparent Treason, Murder, and the like :
How with unhallowed hands you strive to strike
Him, whom you should your Loyalty aiford,
{Great Charles) the blest Anointed of the Lord?
How you do daily contribute, and pay
Mony, your Truths and Honours to betray ?
Bigg with Phanatique thoughts, and wilde desire :
'Tis you, that blew up the increasing Fire
Of foul Rebellion, you that only bring
Armies into the Field against your King ;
For were't not for supportment from your Baggs,
That Great and Highest Court that only braggs

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Of your vain folly, long ere this had bin
Punish'd for their bold Sacrilegious sin,
Of Actual Treason, there had never come
Upon this Kingdom such a Martyrdom.
Arraes hang'd up as uselesse, and the State
Retain'd his freedom ; had you kept your Plate,
No Keinton-Battails had with Mothers curse,
Made Childless there the Treason of your Purse ;
The Publick Purse o'th City ; which must be
Esteem 'd the Cause of Publick Misery ;
No Drums had frighted silken Peace from out
The Neighbouring Countries, nor need you about
Your City with your guilded Musquets goe
Trayning, not for good Service, but for Shew ;
That the whole Town may see your Feathers spread
Over your Halts, as th' Homes doe o're your Head ;
The Humble Parliament had never dar'd
To have prescrib'd Laws to their King, but spar'd
Their Zeal in bringing Innovations, and
Distractions o're the beautious face oth' Land,
They would not then have so Supreamly brought
Their Votes, to bring the Kingdomes Peace to nought ;
Nor with so sleight a value lookt on Him,
King Charles, and only doted on King Pym ;
Nor for Authentick doctrine, have allow'd
As Law, the Precepts of Ingenuous Stroud ;
Hampden nor Martyn had not then lookt bigge
Upon their King, nor Arthur Haslerigge;

Nor yet K on whom we now confer

The style of Trayterous Earle of M

Secur'd by you, the Patrons of the Cause,
Condemn'd his Loyalty, and the Kingdoms Laws ;
Nor mis-led Essex, had not you been, nere

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ii6 Rump Songs. Part I.

Had acted on this Kwgdoms Theater

So many Tragedies ; nor Warunck sought

T ingrosse the Naval Honours, no nor thought

On any Action so unjust, unmeet,

As keeping from his Majesty his Fleet;

Tis you have done all this, y'ave been the Head,

The very Spring from whence this River spread

The streams of foul Rebellion ; which we know

At last will drown'd you with its over-flow ;

You the Arch-Traytors are, you, those that slew

The Kingdoms happinesse, and th' Allegiance due

Unto his Sacred Majesty : you, you that have

Betray'd this Nations Honour to the Grave

Of lasting Obloquy ; you that have destroy'd

The smiling wealth of th' City, and made void

The good Opinion, which the King before

Had of your Loyalties, and th' Faith you bore

To th' Royal Stem ; which still has to your great

Advantage made this City their Chief Seat.

Fond and seditious Fools, d'ye think, yee

Are wiser than Times numerous Progeny 1

That have Ador'd your City, when did They

Your harmlesse Ancestors, strive to give away

Their Wealth, and Duty from their Sovcreigne Lord,

To make themselves Traytors upon Record ?

^Vhen did they their Plate and Coine bring in ?

To be the Cause of their own Ruyning ?

They never us'd to fright their King, nor draw

Tumults together, to affront the Law.

No, nor good Houses, their Corslets slept, and all

The Armes they us'd hung up in each mans Hall.

They did not then enamel' d Musquets carry

To Train in Moor-fields, and in Finsbury :

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But did in Comely Archery exceli,

Like honest grave Children of Adam Bell,

And Climjne oth' Clough, now each of you will be

More than a furious William Cloudeslee ;

And trace the Streets with terror, as if Ven,

With Fiilk and Mannwaring, were the only Men

Whom you did owe Allegiance to ; as if They

Could give you priviledge to disobey

The Royal Mandate, which does them proclaim

Guilty of Treason, and you of the same ;

As deeply stand Impeacht, and will at last

Pay dearly for't, when your vain hopes are past

All succours, which you credit for your Merit,

Will be afforded you, by the help oth' Spirit,

That is the Devil ; sure the Heavmly Powers,

Will never Patronize such Acts as yours.

Poor baffl'd City ! baffled by a Crue

Of Men, which are as arrant Fools as you ;

Surely your Brains can never be so dull

As not conceive this, which each empty Skull

Must needs resent ; how that their only Ayme

Is, to create your City all one Flame,

And as the Smoak and Sparks do /// aspire,

They'le sit and laugh (like Nero) at the Fire

Themselves have inade ; unlesse your Heads be all

Horns and no Flesh, you needs must see the Fall

That threatens you, like Lightning : To eschew

Which Ridne, 'twould be Wisedome to renue

Your lost Allegiance, and Repentance bring,

As z. fresh Victim, to appease your King ;

For be assur'd, Who to the King's untrue.

Must in their Nature needs he false to you.

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The MONSTER.

PEace, Vipers peace, let Crying blood nere cease
To haunt your bloody Souls, that love not Peace.
And curst be that Religion, that shall cry,
A Refortnaiion with Phlebotomye ;
Your Impious Firebrands, whom the very Tears
Of Crowning England, buried in their Fears,
Cannot extinguish ; whom the bleeding Veins
Of desperate Ireland, which even now remains
A very Golgotha, cannot asswage
Those Stripes, the earnest of Afiother Age
Taste of your salvage Piety, and ly
The La7nb-less Martyrs of your Cruelty ;
Whilst you lye softly emb'red, to encrease
T\it flames of Christen dotfie, and cry jw Peace,
Let Sampsons coupled Messengers convey
Those Firebrands hence, and let them make their way
To their own Houses, consume and devaste.
Burn down tJieir Barnes] and lay their Graynards wastes
Demolish all -svithin doors, and without,
Make havock there, destroy both Branch and Hoot.
Let all their Seri'ants flee ainazd; and cry,
Fire, Fire, and let no helping hand be nigh ;
Let their Wives live, but only live t' appear
Tlwriies in their Sides, and Thunder in their Ears ;
May all their Sons run mad into the Street,
And seeking Refuge there, there may they meet
Th' encountering Sword, and whom it spares to kill,
May they be Slaves, and labour at the Mill :
Let all their Daughters beg, and beg in vain ;
Let them be ravisht first, and then be slain ;

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Let all their Kindred wander up and down,
Like Vagabonds be lasht, from Town, to Town :
Let basenesse be Entituled on their Names,
Too firm for all recoveries : O let S/iames, ■
Reproach, and Lasting Infamy, remain
In deeper Characters than that of Cain ;

Let Caitiff P and that Bloody Plot,

Be Sanctified now, or at least forgot ;

And let those Vipers vindicate their Crimes

In every Almanack to after times ;

Where may there Treason live among their sences,

More firm then Reigns of either Kings or Princes.

Thus may these Firebands thrive, and if this Curse

Succeed not, let it yield unto a worse.

For them, let them burn still, till Heaven thinks good,

To Quench them in their Generatiofis Blood;

So that the World may hear them hisse and cry.

Who lov'd not Peace, in Peace shall never dye.

The Earl of Essex his Speech to the Parlia-
ment after Keinton Battle.

HAil to my Brother Round-heads, you that sit
At home, and study Treason, 'bove my Wit
Or Valour to maintain ; it's you whose hearts
And brains are stufft with all Devillish darts
Of Rapine, and Rebellion ; yet whose dark
Religious Villanies, hates the least spark
Of Justice or Obedience to the King ;

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To you, and none but you, true News I bring,

With all my Fellow Rebells that survive,

'Mongst whom in faith my self scapt scarce alive :

For when the Cavaliers, and Popish Schollers

Charg'd us so hot, my Coach full of Rex-dollers

I could have given to have been ten miles off;

And though the Zealots of our Party scoff.

And taunt the King's well-wishers, take't from me,

Happy were all the Round-heads tliat did flee ;

They scapt a scowering, which through very fear

Took me and all my Regiment in th' Rear,

At the first Charge ; for that when we should fight,

We sneakt away, and had more mind to

For had I dard, to venture my dear life,

I should have fought once for the Whore my Wife ;

Yet I dare swear that we had won the day,

Had not so many fallen and run away :

And yet for all this Blood that hath been spilt,

My Sword is guiltlesse, for fast by the hilt

I held it in my Scabbard, and still cry'd

Well done, Fight on, unto the Fools that dy'd ;

Whilst I stole towards Warwick, to avoyd

The Field, with the sad Spectacle quite cloyd :

I lost my Coach, and (which doth make me fret)

I lost Blake's Letter in my Cabinet,

That reveal'd all our Treason, he good man

Suffer'd at Oxford, and unlesse I can

Repent, 'tis said, that I must dye like him,

Be Hang'd and Quarter'd, and you Mr. Pyni :

We must be cautious, for the Cavaliers

Have desperate souls, concerning those base fears

That brought mee back again ; besides, the King

Has a Just Cause you know, and though we bring

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The silly Multitude into the Noose,

Our own hearts tell us we are like to loose

Our heads, if Charles prevail ; which we must do

If he proceeds thus, to kill ten for two

You must provide new Armour, and more Armes,

And a new Generall, that dares hear Alarms

Oi Drums and Trumpets ; one that may have sence

And valour to excell my Excellence.

The Peevish Women as I pass'd the Strand,

Blesse me knee deep, and would have kiss'd my hand.

As King, whilst I most curteously vayl'd

My Hat, and Feather to them, others rayl'd ;

And them as wisht, or knew I had the worst,

For one that pray'd for me, devoutly curst.

The truest News of all I hope to tell ye.

Is that I have more mind to fill my belly,

Then fight again, for that same Dutchland Devil,

Rupert, the Prince of mischief, and all evil.

My Victuals took away, and burst my Waggons,

Whilst the Kings Forces fought with fiery Dragoons,

And beat me ovXd'Cci Field ; although we blind

The Multitude, and say w' had sea and wind.

Yet I protest the Elements themselves

Conspir'd to ruine us. Rebellious Elves :

And to conclude, from Jeering Cavalier,

Has put upon us, in a Song, this Jeer,

Rather than they should have the betters,

That you and I were drawn and hang'd, 6-<r.

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^ Dialogue between two Zealots
upon the &c. in the Oath.

Sir Roger from a zealous piece of Freeze,
Rais'd to a Vicar of the Children threes ;
Whose yearly Audit may, by strict account,
To twenty Nobles, and his vails Amount ;
Fed on the common of the female charity,
Untill the Scots can bring about their parity,
So shotten, that his Soul like to himself.
Walks but in Qiierpo : this same Clergy Elf,
Encountring with a Brother of the Cloth,
Fell presently to Cudgels with the Oath :
The Quarel was, a strange mis-shapen Monster
Qx'c. (God blesse us !) which they conster
The brand upon the buttock of the Beast,
The Dragons tayle ty'd on a knot, a neast
Of young Apocraphas, the fashion
Of a new mental Reservation.

While Roger thus divides the text, the other
Winks and expounds, saying, My pious Brother,
Hearken with reverence ; for the point is nice,
I never read on't, but I fasted twice ;
And so by revelation know it better,
Than all the Idolaters o'the Letter.
With that he swell'd, and fell upon the Theam,
Like great Goliah with his Weavers beam :
I say to thee, ct'c. thou ly'st,
Thou art the curled lock of Antichrist :
Rubbish of Babel, for who will not say.

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Tongues were confounded in ^c ?

Who swears &>€. swears more Oaths at once

Than Cerberus out of his triple Sconce :

Who views it well, with the same eye beholds

The old half Serpent in his numerous folds.

Accurst &>€. thou, for now I scent,

What lately the prodigious Oysters meant.

Oh Booker, Booker^ how cam'st thou to lack

This Sign in thy prophetick Almanack ?

It's the dark Vault wherein th' infernal plot

Of Powder 'gainst the State was first begot.

Peruse the Oath, and you shall soon descry it,

By all the Father Garnets that stand by it ;

'Gainst whom the Church, whereof I am a Member,

Shall keep another fifth day of November :

Yet here's not all, I cannot halfe untrusse

^c. it's so abominous.

The Trojan Nag was not so fully lin'd !

Unrip <Sn^. and you shall find

Og the great Commissary, and which is worse,

Th' Apparatour upon his skew-ball'd horse.

Then (finally my Babe of Grace) forbear,

&=€. will be too far to swear ;

For 'tis (to speak in a familiar style)

A York-shire wea-bit, longer than a mile.

Then Roger was inspir'd, and by Gods-diggers,
Hee'l swear in words at large, and not in Figures.
Now by this drink, which he takes off as loath
To leave &^c. in his liquid Oath.
His Brother pledg'd him, and that bloody wine,
He swears shall seal the Synods Cataline.
So they drunk on, not offering to part
Till they had quite sworn out th' eleventh quart :

124 Rump Songs. Parti.

While all that saw and heard them, joyntly pray,
They and their tribe were all, d^r.

The Publique Faith.

STand off my Masters : 'Tis your pence apeece,
Jason, Medea,- and the Golden Fleece ;
What side the line good Sir ? Tigris, or Fo ?
Lybia 1 Japan ? Whisk ? or Tradinktido ?
St. Kits ? St. Ovierl or St. Margaret's Bay?
Presto begon ? or come aloft ? what way ?
Doublets ? or Kjiap ? the Cog ? low Dice ? or high ?
By all the hard names in the Letany,
Bell, Book and Candle, and the Pope's great toe
I conjure thy account : Devil say no.

Nay, since I must untniss, Gallants look to't,
Keep your prodigious distance forty foot.
This is that Beast of eyes in th' Revelations,
The Basilisk has twisted up three Nations.
Ponteus Hixiiis doxius, full of tricks,
The Lottery of the vulgar lunaticks.
The Knapsack of the State, the thing you wish,
Magog and Gog stewed in a Chaffendish
A bag of Spoons and Whistles, wherein men
May whistle when they see their Plate agen.
Thus far his Infancy : his riper age
Requires a more mysterious Folio page.
Now that time speaks him perfect, and 'tis pity
To dandle him longer in a close Committee,
The Elf dares peep abroad, the pretty Fool
Can wag without a truckling standing-stool ;

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Revenge his Mother's infamy, and swear
Hee's the fair Off-spring of one half-score year ;
The Heir of the House and hopes, the cry
And wonder of the Peoples misery.
'Tis true, while as a Puppy it could play
For Thimbles, any thing to passe the day ;
But now the Cub can count, arithmetize,
Clink Masemllo with the Duke of Guise ;
Sign for an Irish purchase, and traduce
The Synod from their Doctrine to their Use ;
Give its Dam suck, and a hidden way
Drinks up arrears a tergo mantica.
An everlasting Bale, Hell in Trunk-hose,
Uncased, the Divel's Dofi Quixot in prose.
The Beast and the false Prophet twin'd together,
The squint-eyed emblem of all sorts of weather.
The refuse of that Chaos of the earth.
Able to give the World a second birth.
Affrick avaunt ! Thy trifling Monsters glance
But Sheeps-eyed to this Penal Ignorance.
That all the Prodigies brought forth before
Are but Dame Natures blush left on the score.
This strings the Baker's dozen, christens all
The cross-leg'd hours of time since Ada}?i's fall.

The Publick Faith ? why 'tis a word of kin, ^
A Nephew that dares Cozen any sin.
A Term of Art, great Bohemoth's younger Brother,
Old Machiavel, and half a thousand other.
Which when subscrib'd writes Legion, names on truss,
Abaddon, Belzebub, and Incubus,
All the Vice-Royes of darkness, every spell
And Fiend wrap'd in a short Trissillable.

But I fore-stall the Show. Enter and see,
Salute the Door, your Exit shall be free.

126 Rump Songs. Part I.

In brief 'tis call'd Religions ease, or loss ;
For no one's suffer'd here to bear his crosse.

A Committee.

CAst Knaves my Masters, fortune guide the chance,
No packing I beseech you, no by-glance
To mingle pairs, but fairly shake the bag,
Cheats in their spheres like subtile spirits wag.
Or if you please the Cards run as they will,
There is no choyce in sin and doing ill.
Then happy man by's dole, luck makes the ods.
He acts most high that best out-dares the gods.
These are that Raw-borid Herd of Pharaoh'^ Kine,
Which eat up all your Fallings, yet look lean.
These are the after-claps of bloudy shoAvres,
Which, like the Scots, come for your guide and yours.
The Gleaners of the Fielde, where, if a man
Escape the sword, that milder frying-pan ;
He leaps into the fire, cramping the claws
Of such can speak no English but the Cause.
Under that foggy term, that Inquisition,
Y' are wrackt at all adventures On suspition :
No matter what's the crime, a good estate's
Delinquency enough to ground their hate.
Nor shall calm innocence so scape, as not
To be made guilty, or at least so thought.
And if the spirit once inform, beware.
The flesh and world but renegadoes are.

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Thus once concluded, out the Teazers run,

And in full cry and speed till Waf^ undone.

So that a poor Delinquait fleec'd and torn

Seems like a man that's creeping through a horn,

Finds a smooth entrance, wide, and fit, but when'

Hee's squeez'd and forc'd up through the smaller end,

He looks as gaunt and pin'd, as he that spent

A tedious twelve years in an eager Lent ;

Or bodies at the Resurrection are

On wing, just rarifying into aire.

The Ejtibkyn of a man, the pitied Case

And shape of some sad being once that was.

The Type of flesh and blood, the Skeleton

And superfices of a thing that's gone.

The winter quarter of a life, the tinder

And body of a corps squeez'd to a cinder ;

When no more tortures can be thought upon,

Mercy shall flow into oblivion.

Mercifull Hell ! thy Judges are but three,
Ours multiform, and in plurality !
Thy calmer censures flow without recall.
And in one doom souls see their finall All.
We travel with expectance : Suffrings here
Are but the earnests of a second fear.
Thy plagues and pains are infinite ; 'tis true ;
Ours are not only infinite, but new.
So that the dread of what's to come, exceeds
The anguish of that part already bleeds.

This only difference swells 'tvvixt us, and you,

Hell has the kinder Devils of the two.

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The Model of the New Religion.

WHoop ! Mr. Vicar in your flying frock ?
What news at Babel now ? how stands the Cock !
When wags the floud ? no Ephimerides ?
Nought but confounding of the languages ?
No more of th' Saints arival ? or the chance
Of three pipes two pence and an ordinance ?
How many Queer-Religions ? clear your throat,

May a man have a peny-worth ? four a groat ?
Or do Xhejamto leap at truss-a-fayle ?
Three Tenents clap while five hang on the tayle ?
No Qiierpo inodeR never a knack or wile?
To preach for Spoons and Whistles ? cross or pile ?
No hints of truth on foot ? no sparks of grace ?
No late sprung light ? to dance the wilde-goose chase ?
No Spiritual Dragoones that take their flames
From th' inspiration of the City Dames ?
No crums of comfort to relieve your cry ?
No new dealt mince-meat of Divinity ?

Come lets's project : by the great late Eclipse
We justly fear a famine of the lips.
For Sprats are rose an Onicr for a sowse,
Which gripes the conclave of the lower House.
Let's therefore vote a close humiliation
For opening the seal'd eyes of this blind Nation,
That they may see confessingly, and swear
They have not seen at all this fourteen year ;
And for the splints and spavins too, tis said
All the joynts have the Riffcage, since the head

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Sweird so prodigious, and exciz'd the parts
From all Allegiance, but in tears and hearts.

But zealous Sir, what say to a touch at Prayer ?
How Quops the spirit ? In what garb or ayre ?
With Souse erect, or pendent, winks, or haws ?
Sniveling? or the extention of the jaws ?
Devotion has its mode : Dear Sir, hold forth,
Learning's a venture of the second worth.
For since the peoples rise and its sad fall,
We are inspir'd from much, to none at all.

Brother adieu / I see y'are closely girt,
A costive Dover gives the Saints the squirt.
Hence (Reader) all our flying news contracts
Like the States Fleet, from the Seas into Acts :

But Where's the Model all this while, you'll say

'Tis like the Reformation, run away.

To a Fair Lady weeping for her Husband

Committed to Prison by the

Parliament. \ 643.

TUsh, let them keep him if they can.
He's not in hold while you are free,
Come, sigh no more, but pledge the man,
What though in Fetters, yet can he
Be Prisoner unto none but thee ;
Then dry your Eyes, for every tear
Makes them like drowned worlds appear.

130 Rump Songs. Part I.

Post through the Aire, my fancy went,
With wings disguis'd, and there stood by

When he was brought to th' Parliament,
And streight to iJi Bar, to tK Bar, they cry,
The smiling Captain asked, Why 1

With that they soon drew up his Charge,

Which Lady you shall hear at large.

Imprimis, he was married late.
With a Gold Ring, unto a Dame,

Would make the best of us a Mate
Witty, Pretty, Young, and Quaint,
And fairer then our selves can Paint :

Her lips do set mens teeth on edge.

Sure 'tis a Breach of Priviledge.

And her Malignant beauty, can

Provoke our Members up to rise.
Nay make our General prove a man ;

And the Star-Chamber of her Eyes,

Robs Subjects of their Liberties :
And then her voice keeps Eares in awe,
Even like the High-Commission Law.

Nay more, the fair Delinquent hath

A pair of Organs in her throat.
Which when she doth inspire with breath,

She can command in every noat,

More then both our Houses Vote
Her very Hair, put in Array,
Can fetter our Militia.

Her Cheeks still Natures Pattent have.
Not yet call'd in, for only she

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In them ingrossed all that's brave,

And other Ladies Hucksters be,

Her Beauty's the Monopolie ;
When theirs is spent, to her they come,
And chaffer with her face for some.

She keeps an Alter on her brow,

Her Eyes two Tapers on each side,
There Superstitious Lovers bow ;

Her Name is Alary too beside.

Who owns a Faith that's sanctifi'd ;
Let's clap up him till further leisure.
And send for her to wait our pleasure.

Then go fair Lady, follow him,
Fear no Trumpet, fear no Drum,

Fair Women may prevail with Pyju,

And one sweet smile when there you come.
Will quickly strike the Speaker dumb :

If not, then let one tear be spent,

And 'twill dissolve the Parliament.

Mr. Fullers Complaint.

ENgland once Europes joy,
Now her scorn ;
Ambitious to be forlorn,
Self, by self torn ;
Stand amaz'd ?
Thy woes are blaz'd,
By silence best.
And wanting words, even wonder out the rest.

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132 Rump Songs. Part I.

Help Gracious King,
The source and spring
Of all our bliss,
Alas the fault's not his ;
Good Prince how is he griev'd,
That he's mistook ?
Or what's a Curse,
Far worse, he is not believ'd.

Help long-wisht for Parliament,
If so good by your intent ;
And will,
And skill,
Why ill is your successe ?

Alas Malignant humors lurk,
And cause the Physick not to work,
To give our woes redresse.

Help in the Law, ye Learned Sages,
Studied well in former ages :
But our Rents
Are above all Presidents ;
In fight, what's might,
That's right :
For Statutes are by Lawyers awed.
And Common-law by Canon-law out-lawed.

Help ye Divines our souls to plaister,
Settle the Legacy which your Master
Bequeath'd to his own at his decease.
Even Peace :

Alas alas in Gileady

Where is no balm for to be had ;

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O Cruell,
They that should holy water bring, bring fiery fiiell.

No help, no help,

Why then 'tis vain
For to complain ;
And why men sin with all their heart,
Sorrow only but in part ;
And still they cry *
That all is ill,
And love to make't and keep't so still.

Since then our wounds
Are grown so wide,
And all means try'd.
And all deny'd ;
Good God help us at last,
Before all help be past.
For this is sure, (cure.

Men made the wounds, but God alone can help the

upon wearing the Kings Colours.

A Las, what take ye pepper in the Nose
To see King Charles his Colours worne in Pose ?
'Twas but an Ornament to grace the Hat,
And must we have an Ordinance for that ?
O serious worthies ! how can you dispence
With so much time to draw a Grievance thence ?
But you do very well to make it known,
When others Liberties surmounts your own ;

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You can and will suppresse it, well, you may

Do even what you please, we must obey ;

I hope you'll take in hand the Taylors Ti'ade,

And teach us how our Apparell must be made,

That women in a Vote shall plainly see

How wider their Smocks and Petticoats shall be ;

If this continue, faith turn Barhars too,

And cut our hair of the same length you do ;

And let it be no less a Crime then Treason,

To wear, do, or speak any thing that's reason :

As for the King, you'll say he's King, 'tis true.

But he can rule himself, and order you :

What, can he so ? he's mightily too blame,

And fain into displeasure for the same ;

He will not grant that you're his Friends 'tis true.

Should you rule two Kingdoms as a third does you.

Lest from a Ribbin then, should spring a Faction,

'Twas wisely done to stop its growth i'th' Action ;

Yet in despight of you, that this controule,

I'le wear my Soveraigns Colours in my Soul.

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A Western Wonder.

DO you not know, not a fortnight agoe,
How they brag'd of a Western wonder ?
When a hundred and ten, slew five thousand men,
With the help of Lightning and Thunder.

There Hopton was slain, again and again.

Or else my Author did lye ;
With a new Thanksgiving, for who are living,

To God, and his Servant ChutiUigh.

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But now on which side, was this Miracle tryd,

I hope we at last are even ;
For Sir Ralph and his Knaves, are risen from their Graves,

And Cudgel'd the Clowns of Devon.

And now St. came, for his Honour was lame

Of the Gout three months together ;
But it prov'd when they fought, but a running Gout,

For his heels were lighter then ever.

For now he out-runs, his Armes and his Guns,

And leaves all his money behind him ;
But they follow after, unlesse he take water

At Plymouth again, they will find him.

What Reading hath cost, and St. hath lost,

Goes deep in the Sequestration ;
These wounds will not heal, with your new Great Seal,

Yox Jepsons Declarations.

Now Peters^ and Case, in their Prayer and Grace,

Remember their new Thanksgiving ;
Isaack and his Wife, now dig for their life,

And shortly must do't for their living.

A SONG.

THe world is now tum'd upside-down,
'Tis thought K. Charles will keep his Crown,
The Roundheads now shall all be put down,

And alas poor Parliament now, no7C>, no7v.

136 Rump Songs. Part I.

Prince Rupert made fair work f other day,
He kild all the Troopers that durst to stay,
The rest he kild, their Horses running away :

And alas poor Parliament jiouf, now, now.

And Essex his homes hung so in his light,
Alas poor Cuckold, he could not see to fight,
And both Houses they were all ready to

And alas poor Parliament now, now, now.

Then send for W and give him good pay,

He'le hoise up his Sayles and carry you away.
In hopes you'le stand his Friend another day :

And alas poor Parliament now, nmv, now.

upon Aldernian Atkins bewraying his Slops
on the great Training day.

I Sing the strange adventures and sad Fate,
That did befall a Collonel of late,
A portly Squire ; a Warlike hardy wight.
And pity 'tis, we cannot call him Knight,
A stout man at Custard, and Son of Mars,

But oh the foul disaster of his

Before the Worthies, and the rest beside.
Who saw how he his Courser did bestride,
Weilding his Truncheon, like a Weavers beam,

And yet his hose in every seam ;

I cannot tell how fair he was i'th' Cradle,

But sure I am he was foul enough i'th' Saddle :

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For feats of Armes none could come near him then,

He smelt so strong, and when eight thousand men

Discharg'd their Musquets, he discharged too,

But what ? his Office and his Guts ? what though

He made a House of Office of his Hose ?

Stand further off, if it offend your Nose :

Belike he meant to hansell his New Satten,

Or, like fat Oxen, in his dung to batten ;

But when in triumph he from Finsbury

Came home to Leaden-hall, he call'd to see

His Hellma, his Sultanesse, when she

At's first approach smelt out his Knavery ;

And lest by the hot skirmish of the day.

Her Paris might miscarry in the way,

Or mett with some wounds, sends for in all haste

Shanlbrook\!ci^^^}d\^SS. Chirurgion,'who begins at th' waste

T'untruss, and as he stumbling downwards tends.

He had the businesse at his fingers ends ;

Foh, quoth the Chirurgion, call the Kitchin Quean

With clout in hand to make his Worship clean ;

Then about the Master all the Servants shuffl'd,

He, like old Lockwood in the Counter, scuffl'd,

Shew'd two broad mighty Hanches all bewray'd,

Nay then, quoth Shambrook, how shall I be paid ;

The Devil a wound I see, is this the prime

Of six City Colonels in good time ?

They say that shitten luck is good, and I

Will put it to the Vote of Chivalry,

Whether all be not likely well to jump

In th' New Militia, when a is trump.

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The Downfall of Cheapside- Crosse,
May 2, 3, 4. 1643.

WHat hast thou done poor Crosse, that this hard
doome
Is laid upon thee ? what is now become
Of all the gilded Images ? for behold,
That now is Stone and Brick, which once seem'd Gold,
The City-Rulers, in their Graver wit.
And late got Power, have now thought it fit,
That thou shouldst be demolisht, and pluckt down
By th' warrant of Lord Isaack Penningtoji ;
Londoiis chief (?// vis) who thinks store of good
He doth, in prisoning, hanging, shedding blood.
In robbing, plundering each that's good to's King,
Because no Plate, nor Mony, they will bring
Into Guildliall: nay then it is no wonder.
If by his Order thou art pluckt asunder.
When first the top of thee with many a knock
They did beat down, (Lord) how the silly flock
Of Round-heads shouted, looking up to th' Skies,
Giving God thanks for the great Victories
They had got 'gainst thee, whilst the Drums did beat,
And Trumpets sounding ; truly it was meet :
They threw their Hatts up, and their Muskets shot,
They shook their Heads, and clapt their Hands, what
not?

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And thus when any Picture, Legge, or Arme

Was thrown to th' Ground, the Roundheads all did

swarme,
And sundry heaps tumbling one on another,
Striving who first should see it, then a Brother
A long Prayer made for thanks, that now they might,
Doe what they list, be it nor Just, nor Right ;
For now they keep the whole City in awe,
With wrong-expounded, and misconstrued Law,
Doing what they think fit, what's good i'th eyes
Of them, being led even as their Spirits rise.
But for their Misdemeanours let this Curse
Light upon them, or a ten-times far worse :
May they no Silver have, nor yet no Gold,
Because there's Crosses in't : and, to be bold.
May they lead Lives so crost with grief and care.
That, at the last, may bring them to despair.
May they no good thing quietly enjoy,
May they even perish as they walk, and dye,
And may they still crost be, and crost again,
May Crosses mixt with Losses be their pain.
Nay, because Crosses they desire none,
May they have ever Crosses two for one.
May all their Noses rot, that we may know
Them, may their Eares as long as Asses grow.
May their Hair nere be long, and may their hands
Even pine away, may they stink as they stand :
And to conclude, may they all lead crosse Lives,
Nay, which is worse, be troubled with crosse Wives.

140 Rump Songs. Part I.

A Vindication of Cheapside-Crosse against
the Roundheads.

MUst I then down ? is an eternal doome
Past out against me ? must I needs to Rotne ?
And why ? it is contrary to the Laws,
To judge th' offendor e're they hear the Cause.
Why come you arm'd against me ? what may be
The cause of difference 'twixt you and me ?
Have I transgrest the Law ? or did I ever
Our gracious Soveraign from his People sever ?
Did I to a factious Covenant subscribe,
Or turn ay^^-^-on-both-sides for a bribe ?
Rebells have long our wisht for blisse defer'd,
All rose in armes, but yet I never stir'd.
Wlien such a Prick-ear troop upon me gaz'd,
Crying (no Crosse) good faith I stood amaz'd :
I was struck dumb with wonder, and which worse.
Because I'de gold about me, fear'd my Purse.
This zealous rabble came not to adore me.
Yet (thanks to th' Butchers) some fell down before me,
Others ran quite away, the rest disputed,
Mis-using Scripture phrases, but confuted,
Wisedome they call'd Apocriphal, threw dirt on

All Fathers faces, but Saint F and Burton.

Was God ith' middle of this Congregation ?
Or were they led by instinct, or revelation ?
Kings doft their Crowns, and Cardinals their Copes,
All must be bare unto a crew of Crops.

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But do's Religion such a hatred bring,

To hate the very picture of a King ?

Brethren what would you have ? or what d'ye fear ?

I draw no sword, nor do I wear long hair.

I'le do no wrong (though arm'd with Pikes about)

Would you know why? 'twas to keep Roundheads

out.
Who have not sworn, but tane a Protestation
To leave no golden Crosse to blesse our Nation,
They will divide my Coat, my Flesh, my Bones,
Theyl'e share the Gold, and give their Wives the

Stones.
They say they'le pluck the Tower of Babel down,
All things go right when there's no Crosse it'h

Town.
But who can live without them ? Crosses are
The good mans blessings, and his certain share.
He that would win an everlasting Crown,
Must elevate his Crosse, not throw it down.
They'le have no Common Prayer, but do abhor

All that is common, but a common W

Will you hear reason ? that's not common to ye,
Will Prayers prevail ? He pray ex tempore.
You think 'tis justice that your factious crew
Are crosse to me 'cause I am Crosse to you.
You will have flesh for flesh, It's very dear
That Peters nose should pay for Malchas ear.
If he should snuffle now, that were a jest.
That very thing would make him full blest :
You'l run to hear him, and cry's doctrine strong,
Though non-sense, in regard he stands so long.
Put out his eyes next time, and you may find
A second like the first, and doctrine blind.

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Some call me Popish, and report they see
Divers adore me, what's all that to me ?
Because they worship me shall I fall down
Unto such Calves, Mechanicks of the Town.
'Tis Popery, let them kneel that list, He stand ?
Before lie bow. He fly to some new Land.
Be sorry Brethren, I am pleas'd to think
'Twas from too little wit, or too much drink.
He be a Roundhead spiritually sent
To pardon your affronts, if youl repent.
I am a foe to Rome, for you shall find
When I am gone, there's the more room behind.

A Song 171 defence of Christmass.

NOw Christmass is come, let us beat up the Drum,
And call our good Neighbours together.
And when they appear, let us make them good chear.

That will keep out the wind and the weather,
To feast at this season, I think 'tis no treason,

I could give you a reason why,
Though some are so pure, that they cannot endure to see
a Nativity Pye.

I cannot but wonder, that the Souldiers should plunder,

For keeping our Saviours birth.
For all Christians then, or I cannot tell when.

Should shew forth their joy and their mirth,

Part I. Rump Songs. 143

But our Saints now adayes, despise good old wayes,

'Gainst which they both preach and pray,
But to give them their dues, they're no better than

J ewes,
That speak against Christmass day.

These Uke the good chear, all times oth' year,

'Tis the birth day that doth them annoy,
Plumb-porrage and brawn, and the Doe and the Fawne,

With the Creature, they love to enjoy,
They often have meetings, and then there's such greetings,

Such traceing of Sisters about,
They preach and they pray, but I must not now say

What they do when their Candles are out.

Yet I cannot forbear, to tell in your ear

What befell at a breaking of bread,
How a Virgin full neat, went thither to eat.

But it cost her, her Maiden-head ;
These men of high merit, though much for the spirit.

Are yet for the Flesh now and than,
For a new Babe of Grace, was got near the Place,

By a Congregational man.

The Dippers and Ranters, and our Scotch Covenanters,

That bragge of their Faith and their Zeale,
These abound in their fainings, but I'le make no com-
plainings.
Nor will I their Secrets reveale,

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The poor Cavaliers, that still lives in fears

Of Prisons, and Sequestration,
Though they keep Christmasse day, are more honest

than they,
But Honesty's quite out of fashion.

If you view our great Cities, and our Countrie Com-
mittees,

You will not find overmuch there,
Our Divines, though they preach it, themselves do scarce
reach it ;

And our Lawyers have little to spare.
I could tell of some more, that have no great store,

Of our Gentry, both Old and New,
But I think it is best, with edge tools not to jest.

Nor to speak all we know to be true.

But the poor Cavalier, as to mirthe and good cheere,

But now bid Christmass adieu,
If the Taxes hold on, their Money will be gone.

They will want both to bake and to brew.
Their Healths are put down, who adher'd to the Crown,

'Tis they that must fast and pray.
For to any mans thinking, both their eating and drinking.

Is like to be taken away.

Part I.

Rump Songs.

The Bishop of Ossery on the Rebells.

LEt proud Babilon cease to boast
Of her Pyramid's stately spires,
This Rebellion is more strange,
Surmounting all Infernal fires.
No Age the like hath ever bread,
Nor shall when these Rebells be dead.

A Bill on Si. Paul's Church Door.

THis House is to be let.
It is both wide, and fair ;
If you would know the price of it,
Pray ask of Mr. Maior.

Isaack Pennington.

A SONG.

WHat though the Zealots, pull down the Prelates,
Push at the Pulpit, and kick at the Crown,
Shall we not ever, strive to endeavour

Once more to purchase our Royal Renown ?
Shall not the Roundhead first be confounded ?
Sa, sa, sa, sa boyes, ha, ha, ha, ha boyes,

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Then wee'le return home, with Triumph and Joy,
Then wee'le be merry, drink Sack and Sherry,

And we will sing Boys, God blesse the King Boys,

Cast up our Caps, and cry, Vive le Roy.

What though the wise, make Alderman Isaack,
Put us into Prison, and steal our Estates ;

Though we are forced, to be un-horsed.
And walk on foot, as it pleaseth the Fates,

In the Kings Army, no man will harm ye ;

Then come along Boyes, valiant and strong Boys,
Fight for your Goods, which the Roundheads enjoy es ;

And when you venter, London to enter,

And when you come Boys, with Phife and Drum Boyes,
Isaack himself shall cry, Vive le Roy.

If not then, chuse him, 'twill not excuse him,

Since honest Parliaments never made them Theeves ;
Charles ne're did furder, Theeves dipt in Murder,

Never by Pardon, long Lease, or Reprieves ;
For such Conditions, and Propositions

Will not be granted, then be not daunted,

We will our honest old Customes enjoy :
Pauls now rejected, shall be respected,

And in the Quire, Voyces sing hire.

Thanks to Jehovah, then Vive le Roy.

Part I. Rump Songs. 147

On two Parliaments dissolved.

TWo Parliaments dissolv'd ! then let my heart,
As they in Faction, it in fraction part,
And, like the Levite sad with rage, ascribe
My piece-meal Portion to each broken Tribe,
And say, that Bethlehem, Jiidahs love, hath been
Wrong'd by the Fag-end crue of Benjamin,
O Let such High presumption be accurst.
When the last Tribe shall wrong the best, and first ;
While, like the Levite, our best Charles may say.
The Ravenous Wolf hath seiz'd the Lions prey.
Thus oft Inferiour Subjects are not shye,
A love to mock at Sacred Majesty.
What Faculty should not be injured,
If that the Feet had Power to spurn the Head ?
And Kings Prerogative may soon fall down,
When Subjects make a Footstool of a Crown :
The Starrs, the Heavens Inferiour Courtiers might.
Command the Darknesse, but not rule the Light,
Nor him that made it ; should they all. combine
With Luna at the full, our Sun should shine
Brighter than they, nor can he be subdu'd.
Though he but one, and they a Multitude.
Say, Subjects ye were Starrs, and 'twere allow'd.
You justly of the Number might be proud ;
Yet to your Sun be humble, and know this,
Your Light is borrowed, not your own, but His.
When the unfettered Subjects of the Seas,
The Fountains, felt their feet, and ease,

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148 Rump Songs. Part I.

No sooner summon'd, but they nimbly went

To meet the Ocean at a Parliament.

Did then these petty Fountains say their King,

The Ocean, was no Ocean, but a Spring ?

Let me alone, if fresh excess of store

Can make me poorer than I was before.

And shall we then the power of Kings dispute ?

And count it lesse, when more is added to't ?

No, let the Common body, if it can,

Be not a River, but an Ocean,

And swell into a Deluge, till it hide

The top of Mountains in its teeming pride.

Kings, like Noahs Ark, are nearer to the Skies,

The more the Billows underneath them rise.

You then, who if your hearts were first in love.

Might sit in Counsell with the Gods Above :

You, that do question your Kings Power Below,

If you come there, will you use Heavens King so ?

Do not aspire, you must take up you rest

More safe Below, than in the Eagles nest.

Hath Clemency offended ? will you harm

And pluck the Sun from Heaven that makes you

warm ?
No King nor Bishops please ? what, have we got
An Outside Ejtg/ish, and an Inside Scot ?
If Faction thus our Countries Peace distracts,
You may have want of Parliaments, not Acts.
Ill-ended Sessions, and yet well begun.
Too much being spoke hath made too little done.
So Faction thrives, Puritanism bears sway.
None must do any thing but only Say.
Stoop, stoop, you baren-headed PI ills, confess
You might be fruitfuller, if ye were lesse.

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Tremble ye thred-bare Commons : are you vext
'hat lambs feed on ye ? Lions will come next.

Collonel Vennes Encouragement to his
Souldiers.

A SONG.

Fight on brave Souldiers for the Cause,
Fear not the Cavaliers,
Their threatnings are, as sencelesse as

Our jealousies and fears.
'Tis you must perfect this great Work,

And all Malignants slay,
You must bring back the King again
The clean contrary way.

'Tis for Religion that you fight,

And for the Kingdoms good,
By robbing Churches, plundering them.

And shedding Guiltlesse blood.
Down with the Orthodoxal Train,

All Loyal Subjects slay,
When these are gone, we shall be blest

The clean contrary way.

When Charles we have made Bankrupt,
Of Power and Crown bereft him,

And all his Loyal Subjects slain,
And none but Rebells left him,

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When we have beggar'd all the Land,

And sent our Trunks away,
Wee'le make him then a Glorious Prince

The clean contrary way.

'Tis to preserve his Majesty,

That we against him fight,
Nor ever are we beaten back,

Because our Cause is right.
If any make a scruple at

Our Declarations, say
Who fight for us, fight for the King

The clean contrary way.

At Keinton, Brainsford, Plymouth, York,

And divers Places more,
What Victories we Saints obtain,

The like nere seen before.
How often we Prince Rupert kill'd,

And bravely wonne the day.
The wicked Cavaliers did run

The clean contrary way.

The true Religion we maintain,

The Kingdoms Peace and Plenty,
The Priviledge of Parliament,

Not known to One of t^venty.
The antient Fundamental Laws,

And teach men to obey
Their lawfull Soveraign ; and all these

The clean contrary way.

Wee, Subjects Liberties preserve
By Imprisonment and Plunder,

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And do enrich our selves and State,

By keeping th' Wicked under,
Wee must preserve Mechanicks now,

To Lectorize and pray,
By them the Gospel is advanc't

The clean contrary way.

And though the King be much misled

By that Malignant Crew,
Hee'le find us honest at the last,

Give all of us our due.
For we do wisely plot, and plot

Rebellion to allay.
He sees wee stand for Peace and Truth

The clean contrary way.

The Publique-Faith shall save our Souls,

And our good Works together.
And Ships shall save our Lives that stay

Only for Winde and Weather.
But when our Faith and Workes fall down,

And all our Hopes decay.
Our Acts will bear us up to Heaven

The clean contrary way.

152 Rump Songs. Part I.

^ Second Western Wonder.

YOu heard of that wonder, of the Lightening and
Thunder,
Which made the lye so much the louder ;
Now list to another, that Miracles Brother,
Which was done with a Firkin of Powder.

h what a damp, struck through the Camp,
But as for Honest Sir Ralph,
It blew him to the Vies, without beard, or eyes,
But at least three heads and a half.

When out came the book, which the News-monger took

From the preaching Ladies Letter,
Where in the first place, stood the Conquerors face,

Which made it shew so much the better.

But now without lying, you may pains him flying,

At Bristoll they say you may finde
Great William the Con. so fast he did run.

That he left half his name behind.

And now came the Post, saves all that was lost.

But alas, we are past deceiving,
By a trick so stale, or else such a tayl

Might mount for a new Thanks-giving.

This made Mr. Case, with a pittifuU face,

In the. Pulpit to fall a weeping,
Though his mouth utter'd lyes, truth fell from his eyes,

Which kept our Lord Maior from sleeping.

Part I. Rump Songs. 153

Now shut up shops, and spend your last drops,
For the Laws of your Cause, you that loath 'um,

Lest Essex should start, and play the Second part^
Of Worship/ull Six John Hotham.

Tlie Battel of Worcester.

A LI you that be true to the King and the State,
Come listen, and He tell you what happen'd of late.
In a large field near Worcesters gate.

Which no body can deny.

Brave Sir John Byron, true to the Crown,
With forces too few, 'tis very well known.
Went thither, 'tis said, to keep the Town,

Which no body can deny.

But whether 'twas true, ye have learn'd to guess,

As for my own part I think no lesse.

To give you a taste of our Future successe.

Which no body can deny.

Thither came Fines with armes Complete,
The Town to take, and Byron defeat.
Provisions were made, but he staid not to eat.

Which no body can deny.

But as soon as he heard our great Guns play,
With a Flea in's ear, he ran quite away,
Like the lawfuU begotten Son of Lord Say,

Which no body, cs^c.

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Nay had the old Crop-ear'd his Father dar'd

To approach the walls, his design had bin marr'd,

For Byron would not have proved a Ward.

Which no body can deny.

Pox on him he keeps his Patent yet,
But I hope next Term he shall not sit,
'Twas but quam diu se bene Gesserit^

Which no body, dfc.

But now behold, increased in force,

Hee comes again with ten Troups of Horse,

Oh bloudy-Man he had no remorse.

Which no body, dfc.

They marched up boldly, without any fear.
Little thinking Prince Rupert was come so near.
But alas poor souls it cost them dear.

Which no body, &>c.

The Prince like a Gallant man of his trade,
Marcht out of the Town till this quarter was made,
Sir, the Enemies are near at hand it is said :

Which no body, ^'c.

Where, where are they ? Prince Rupert cryes,
And looking about with fiery eyes,
Some thirty behind a hedge he spyes.

Which no body, c^c.

This Forlorn-hope he no sooner saw.

But 4. or 5, more did towards them draw ;

He asked, who's there ? one answer'd him, haw,

Which )w body, &'c.

Part I. Rump Songs. 155

The man you'll say was rudely bred ;
The Prince shot a Bullet into his head,
His haw had been better spared than said,

Which no body, cfc.

Prince Maurice then, to second his Brother,
Discharg'd his Pistol, and down fell another,
'Twere pitty but news were sent to his Mother,

Which no body, ^fc.

Lord Digby slew one to his great fame.

So did Monsieur de Lisle, and Sir Rich. Crane,

And another French man, with a harder name,

Which no body, &'c.

Prince Rupert to his own Force retired,

And bad them not shoot till their Doublets were fired.

His Courage and Conduct were both admired.

Which no body, &'c.

He Charged but twice, yet made them shrink,
'Twere hard to get off now one would think,
Yet both can do it as easie as drink.

Which no body, &'c.

Then have amongst ye, quoth Sir Lewes Dives,
For a good Cause you know alwayes thrives.
His heart in his shoulders cost many mens lives,

Which no body, &c.

John Byron did as bravely fight ;

To the Prince of Wales his great delight,

He came home in safety and was made a Knight.

Which no body, &'C.

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\y Friend David Walter in Doublet white,
A^ithout any Armes either rusty or bright,
Jharg'd through them twice like a little spright.

Which no body, &'c.

J<ut oh Prince Maurice, where was he ?
v'here one of us would be loath to be,
ourrounded with Butchers three times three,

Which no body, &'c.

These men of East-cheap little said,

But all their blows at his head they made,

Vs if they had been at work at their Trade,

Which no body, 6^^.

Then came a French-man fiery and keen,
He broke the Ring and came in between.

Ere a man let a not a Butcher was seen.

Which no body, qt'c.

Brave Lord Wilmot, by whose hands did fall

Many a Rebell stout and tall,

Came to him without any Armes at all.

Which no body, &^c.

Their Horses then close up they spur'd.

The wounds they gave were all with the Sword,

Their Piscjls proved not worth a

Which no body, ^-c.

But the Parliament having quite forgot

To Vote that Sandys should not be shot

''v the hand of a Moutisier he went to the pot.

Which no body, <^c.

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Douglas a Scotch-man of great fame
Was slain that day for want of the same ;
The Houses in this were much to blame,

Which no body, ^'c.

Of all their chief Commanders that day,
I hold it fit I should something say,
His name was Brown, and he ran away,

Which no body, &>€.

If a few more o'em should shew such a freak,
Both Houses surely would quickly break.
And honester men would have leave to speak,

Which no body, &»c.

They fly, they fly, Prince Rupert cry'd,

No sooner said, but away they hy'd ;

The force of his Armes they durst not abide,

Which no body can deny.

Smectymnuiis, or the Club-Divines.

SMectymnuus ! the Goblin makes me start !
I'th' Name of Rabbi Abra/mm, what art ?
Syriack 1 or Arabick ? or Welch 1 what skilt ?
Ap all the Brick-layers that Babel built !
Some Conjurer translate, and let me know it,
Till then 'tis fit for a West-Saxon Poet.
But do the Brother-hood then play their Prizes
Like Mummers in Religion with disguises ?
Out-brave us with a name in Rank and File,
A name, which if 'twere train'd, would spread a Mile ;

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The Saints monopolie, the zealous cluster,

Which, like the Porcupine, presents a muster,

And shoots his quills at Bishops and their Sees,

A Devout litter of young Maccabees.

Thus Jack of all trades hath devoutly shown

The twelve Apostles on a cherry-stone.

Thus fashion's Al-a-Mode in Treasons fashion ;

Now we have heresie by Complication

Like to Don Qiiixots Rosary of slaves

Strung on a chain ; a Mumival of Knaves

Packt in a trick, like Gypsies when they ride,

Or like Colleagues, which sit all on a side :

So the vain Satyrists stand all a row,

As hollow teeth upon a Lute-string show :

Th' Italian Monster, pregnant with his Brother,

Natures Dueresis, half one another,

He, with his little sides-man Lazarus,

Must both give way unto Smectymmius.

Next Sturbridge Fair is Smecks, for lo his side

Into a five-fold Lezar's multipli'd.

Under each arm there's tuckt a double gyssard,

Five faces lurk under one single vizard :

The Whore of Babylon left these brats behind.

Heirs of confusion by Gavelkind.

I think Pythagoras^ s soul has rambl'd hither.

With all the change of Rayment on together :

Smec is her general Ward-robe, shee'l not dare

To think of him as of a thorough fare ;

He stops the Gossiping Dame ; alone he is

The purlew of a Metempsichosis.

Like a Scotch Mark, where the more modest sense

Checks the loud phrase, and shrinks to 13. pence :

Like an Ignis fatuus, whose flame.

Though sometimes tripartite, joynes in the same :

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Like to nine Taylors, who if rightly spell'd,
Into one man are Monosyllabel'd :
Short-handed zeal in one hath cramped many,
Like to the Decalogue in a single penny.

See, see ! how close the curs hunt under sheet,
As if they spent in Quire, and scann'd their feet ;
One Cure, and five Incumbents leap a truss :
The title sure must be litigious !
The Sadduces would raise a question.
Who must be Smec at th' Resurrection.
Who coop'd them up together were to blame.
Had they but wire-drawn, & spun out their name,
'Twould make another Prentices Petition
Against the Bishops and their Superstition.

Robson and French (that count firom five to five.
As far as nature fingers can contrive.
She saw they would be sessors, that's the cause
She cleft her hoof into so many claws,)
May tire their Carret-bunch, yet ne're agree
To rate Smectymnuus for Pole-money.

Caligida, whose pride was mankinds bail,
(As who disdain'd to murther by retail)
Wishing the world had but one general neck.
His glutton blade might have found game in Smec,
No eccho can improve the Author more,
Whose lungs pay use on use, to half a score :
No Felon is more letter'd, though the brand
Both superscribes his shoulder and his hand.
Some Welsh-man was his Godfather, for he
Wears in his name his Genealogy,
The Banes are ask'd, would but the time give way,
Beewixt Smectymnuus and Et ccetera ;
The Guests invited by a friendly Summons,
Should be the Convocation and the Commons ;

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The Priest to tye the Foxes tayles together,

Mosely, or Sancta Clara, chuse you whether.

See, what off-spring every one expects !

\Vhat strange pluralities of men and sects ?

One sayes hee'l get a Vestery, another

Is for a Synod : But upon the Mother :

Faith ! cry St. George, let them go to't, and stickle,

Whether a Conclave or a Conventicle ;

Thus might Religions catter^vaul, and spight,

Which uses to divorce, might once unite.

But their crosse Fortunes interdict their trade,

The Groom is Rampant, but the bride displaid.
My task is done, all my Hee-Goats are milkt,

So many Cards i'th' stock, and yet be bilkt ?

I could by Letters now untwist the Rabble,

Whip Smec from Constable to Constable.

But there I leave you to another dressing,

Only kneel down and take your Fathers blessing,
May the Queen Mother justifie your fears,
And stretch her Patent to your leather ears.

^Sf-

wmmmmMMmmmmMm

A Lenten Letany.

Composed for a confiding Brother, for tJu benefit and
edification of the Faithftdl Ones.

FRom Villany drest in the Doublet of Zeal,
P'rom three Kingdomes bak'd in one Common weal,
From a gleek of Lord Keepers of one poor Seal,

Libera nos, ^c.

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From a Chancery-writ, and a whip and a bell,
From a Justice of Peace that never could spell,
From Collond /*. and the Vicar of Hell,

Libera fios, 6fC.

From Neat's feet without socks, and three-peny

Pyes.
From a new sprung Light that will put out ones

eyes,
From Goldsmiths-hall, the Devil, and Excise,

Libera nos, dfc.

From two hours talk without one word of sense,
From Liberty still in the future tense,
From a Parliament long-wasted Conscience,

Libera nos, &'c.

From a Coppid Crown-tenent prick'd up by a

Brother,
From damnable Members, and fits of the Mother,
From Ears like Oysters that grin at each other.

Libera nos, 6f^c.

From a Preacher in buflf, and a Quarter-staff-steeple,
From th' unlimited Soveraigne Power of the People,
From a Kingdom that crawles on its knees like a
Creeple,

Libera nos, &'c.

From a vinegar Priest on a Crab-tree stock,
From a foddering of Prayer four hours by the
Clock.

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From a holy Sister with a pittifuU Smock,

Libera tios, &>£.

From a hunger-starv'd Sequestrators maw,

From Revelations and Visions that never man saw.

From Religion without either Gospel or Law,

Libera nos, <S^-r.

From the Nick and Froth of a Peny Pot-house,
From the Fiddle and Crosse, and a great Scotch

Louse,
From Committees that chop up a Man like a

Mouse,

Libera nos, <5^'^.

From broken shins, and the blood of a Martyr,
From the Titles of Lords, and Knights of the Garter,
From the teeth of mad-dogs, and a Country mans
quarter,

Libera 7ios, 6^^.

From the Publique Faith, and an Egg & Butter,
From the Lrish Purchasers, and all their clutter.
From Ojnega's nose, when he fettles to sputter,

Libera nos, dr^c.

From the zeal of Old Harry lock'd up with a

Whore,
From waiting with Plaints at the Parliament dore,
From the death of a King without why or where-
fore.

Libera nos, d^c.

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From the French disease, and the Puritan fry,
From such as nere swear, but devoutly can lye,
From cutting of capers full three story high,

Libera jws, &'c.

From Painted glass, and Idolatrous cringes,
From a Presbyters Oath that turns upon hinges.
From Westminster Jews with Levitical fringes,

Libera nos, &>€.

From all that is said, and a thousand times more.
From a Saint, and his Charity to the Poor,
From the Plagues that are kept for a Rebel in
store.

Libera nos, &>c.

The Second Part.

THat if it please thee to assist
Our Agitators^ and their List,
And Hemp them with a gentle twist,

Qucesumiis te, &'c.

That it may please thee to suppose
Our actions are as good as those
That gull the People through the Nose,

Qucesumus te, &=€.

That it may please thee here to enter.
And fix the rumbling of our center.
For we live all at peradventure,

QiuBsttmus te, <S^e.-
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That it may please thee to unite
The flesh and bones unto the sprite,
Else Faith and literature good night,

QucBstimus te, dv^.

That it may please thee O that wee
May each man know his Pedigree,
And save that plague of Heraldry,

Quasumus te, &'c.

That it may please thee in each Shire

Cities of refuge Lord to rear.

That failing Brethren may know where,

QucBsumus te, &>€.

That it may please thee to abhor us.

Or any such dear favour for us,

That thus have wrought thy peoples sorrows,

QtuBsumus te, (Sv<r.

That it may please thee to embrace
Our dayes of thanks and fasting face.
For robbing of thy holy place,

Qucesumus te, cvr.

That it may please thee to adjourn
The day of judgement, least we bum,
For lo it is not for our turn,

Quasumus te, &•€.

That it may please thee to admit
A close Committee there to sit.
No Devil to a Humane wit !

Qimsumus te, ^-r.

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That it may'please'thee to dispence

A little for convenience,

Or let us play upon the sense,

, Quasumus /<?, i^c.

That it may please thee to embalm
The Saints in Robin Wisdom's Psalm,
And make them musical and calm,

Quasumiis te, &'C.

That it may please thee, since 'tis doubt
Satan cannot throw Satan out.
Unite us and the Highland rout,

Qucesumus te, &*c.

AN ELEGIE
On the Death of Sir Bevile Grenvile.

TO build upon the merit of thy Death,
And raise thy Fame from thy expiring Breath,
Were to steal Glories from thy Life, and tell
The World, that Graivil only did dye well.
But all thy Dayes were fair, the same Sun rose,
The Lustre of thy Dawning, and thy Close.
Thus to her Urn th' Arabian wonder flyes,
She lives in Ferfutnes, and in Perfumes dyes :

E're stormes, and tumults (Names undreaded here)
Could in their Bloome and Infancy appeare ;

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He in the stock and treasure of his mind

Had heaps of Courage, and just heat combin'd.

Where, like the thrifty Ant, he kept in store

Enough for Spring, but for a Winter more.

In Peace he did direct his thoughts on Warrs,

And learn't in silaue how to combat Jarres.

And though the Times look't smooth and would

allow
No track of Frown or Wrincle in their Brow :
Yet his quick sight perceiv'd the Age would low'r,
And, while the Day ytasfaire, fore-saw the Stundr.

At this the prudent Augur did provide
Where to endure the storme, not where to hide,
And sought to shun the Danger now drawn nigh.
Not by Concealmait but by Victory.
As valiant Seamen, if the Vessel knock,
Rather sayle dre it, than avoid the Rock.
And thus Resolv'd, he saw on either hand.
The Causes, and their bold Abettors stand.
The Kingdoms Law is the pretence of each,
Which these by Law preserve, these by its breach,
The Subjects Liberty each side maintains,
These say it consists va. freedom, these in Cha^ies,
These love the decent Church, but these not pass
To dresse our Matron by the Geneva Glass ?
These still enshrine their God ; but these adore
Him most at some Arautmh's Threshing-floor.
Each part defends their King a several way.
By true Subjection these, by Treasons they.
But our Spectatour soon unmask't the sin,
And saw all Serpent through that specious skin.
And midst their best Pretext did still despair,
In any dresse to see their Moor look fair.

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And though the Number weigh'd ith' popular scale,
As light things float still with the tyde and gale,
He with the solid mixt, and did conclude,
Justice makes Parties great, not Multitude.
And with this constant Principle possest,
He did alone expose his single Breast,
Against an Armifs force, and bleeding lay,
The great Restorer dtK Declining Day.

Thus slain thy Valiant Ancestor did lye,
When his one Bark a Navy durst defie,
When now encompass'd round, he Victor stood,
And bath'd his Pinnace in his conquering Blood.
Till all his Purple current dr/d and spent,
He fell, and left the Waves his Monument,

Where shall next famous Grenvills Ashes stand ?

Thy Grandsire fills the Seas, and Thou the Land.

To my Lord Bishop of S. on New-
years day.

T Hough with the course and motion of the year.
Not only Starres and Sun
Move where they first begun ;
But Things and Actions do
Keep the same Circle too,
Return'd to the same point in the same Sphear.

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Griefs and their Causes still are where they stood,

'Tis the same Cloud and Night

Shuts up our foyes and Light :

Warres as remote from Peace,

And Bondage from Release,
As when the Sun his last years Circuite rode.*

Though Sword and Slaughter are not parted hence,

But we like years and times.

Meet in unequal chimes.

Now a C7(7z^dr and then a 6a«,^

Undoe and are undone.
Let loose and stopt by th' Orbes intelligence."^

Though Combates have so thick and frequent stood.

That we at length may raise

A Calendar of dayes,

And style them foul or fair.

By their success, not Aire:
And sign our Festivals by Rebels blood.

Though the sad years are cloath'd in such a dress,

That times to times give place.

And seasons shift their grace,

Not by our Cold or Heat,

But Conquest or Defeat :
And Losse makes Winter, Summer, happiness.

Nay though a greater Ruine yet await ;

Such as the Active curse,*

Sent to make worst times worse.

Deaths keeti and secret dart.

The shame of Hearths and Art
Which proves at once our Wonder and our Fate.
* The new disease.

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Though these conspire to sully our request,

And labour to destroy,

And kill your New-years joy,

Yet still your wonted Art

Will keep our wish in Jieart.
Proportion'd not toth' times but to your breast
Thus in the Storme you Calme and Silence find,
Nor Sword nor Sickness can approach your mind.

A SATYR,

Occasioned by the Authors Survey of a

Scandalous Pamphlet, intituled

The Kings Cabinet opened.

WHen Lawes and Princes are despis'd and cheap,
When High patcht Mischiefs all are in the
heap ;
Returns must still be had : Guilt must strive more
Though not to' Enohle, yet to Enlarge Jier store.
Poor cJieap Design ! the Rebell now must flie
To Pcuket Warre, to Paper- Treacher ie.
The Basiliskes are tum'd to Closet-Spies,
And to their Poys^twus adde Efiquiring eyes :
As Snakes and Serpents should they cast their sting,
Still the same Hate, though not same Poyson fling ;
And their Vain teeth to the same point addresse,
With the like Rancor, though unlike Successe :

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So those that into undisceming veines,

Have thrown their Vemm deep, and their dark

stains,
By frail Advantages, still find it good,
To keep th' Infection high ith' Peoples Blood.

" For Active Treason must be doing still :

" Lest she unlearn her Art of doing ill.
Who now have waded through the Publick aw.
Will break through Secrets and prophane their Law.
Know you, that would their Ad and Statute see
Nature kept Court, and made it her Decree.

When Angells talke, all their Conceipts are brought
From Minde to Minde, and they discourse by

Thought.
A Close Idea moves, and Silence flies
To post the Message, and dispatch Replies.
And though Ten Legions, in the Round are bent,
They only hear to whom the Talk was meant.
Now, though in Men a different Law controules,
And Soules are not Embassadours to Soules :
Nature gave Reason power to find a way.
Which none but these could venture to betray.

"Two close safe Pathes she did bequeath to
men,

" In Presence, Whisper; and at Distance, Penne.
Publick Decrees and Thoughts were else the same,
Nor went it to Converse, but to Proclaim.
Conceipts were else but Records, but by this care
Our Thoughts no Commons, but Inclosures are :
What bold Intruders then are, who assail
To cut their Prince's Hedge, and break his Pale ?
That so Unmanly gaze, and dare be seen
Ev'n then, when He converses with his Queen ?

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Yet, as who breaks the tall Bank's rising Side,
And all the Shore doth levy with the Tyde,
Doth not confine the Waves to any Bound,
But the whole Streame may gain upon the Grovmd ;
So these streight Prospect scorn, and Private View,
" The Crime is small that doth engage a Few.
These print their Shame, they must compleat their Sinne :
Not take some Waves, and shut the Sluce agen.
But, to the Raging of their Sea, they do
Let in the Madnesse of the People too.

But, 'cause their Crime must wear a Mask and Vail,
And fain the Serpent would conceal his Tail.
No sooner comes the Libell to our view,
But see a stay'd demure, grave Preface too :
Which seems to show they would not thus intrude.
Nor presse so far, but for the Publick good :
But as some London Beggers use to stand.
In Grecians Coats with Papers in their hand.
Who are (as them indifferent Parts we meet)
English at Home, but solemn Greeks ith' street.
Of whom iincloatKd, and when the truth is heard,
Constantinople only knows the Beard.
So this sly Masker, lay its Tinsell by.
Is only Painted Zeal, and Pageantry.

We need not let our Satyr here compute.
How it prophanes God in His Attribute.*

But for its Light it need no Bushell call,
A Sempsiresse Thimble will Eclypse it all.

O ! in what meeknesse it pretends to creep !
How well the Tyger personates the Sheep !

It not Returns ill Language to the King,
Though the next Lines the Psalms against Him bring.
* See the Preface.

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Then it to th' Business comes, and lets us know,

Who reads it either is its Friend or Foe.

If Friend, the Scandals all must true appear :

If Foe (alack the man is ne're the near.)

Foe no Light moves, no Miracles like these,

Hee'le say they're not the Kings too, if he please.

And tell us pray? what, may'nt your last words

stand?
You counterfeit his Seal, why not his Hand ?
But to admit. We now deduce and bring,
WTiat after-notes clearly imply oth' King

First, They His Comfort from His Secrets wrest.
They doe allow the King, but not the Breast,
The Sacred Knot must have a Tye, and Force,
To joyne their Hands, but yet their Thoughts Di-
vorce.
And, as the Ivye weddes her Consort-Tree,
Though join'd, and close their chast Embraces be.
Yet in those Twinnes and Circuits we can find
No Traffique, no Commerce of mind with mind :
So must the Sacred Laws of Marriage pierce ;
Here she may Sprout and Grow, but not Converse.
And, like a Plant remov'd by Grafters toyle,
She finds not Nuptials, but a change of Soyle.
Etigla?ul to th' Queen transplanted thus must prove.
No Forraigne Kingdome, but a Forraigne Grove.

But, least this groundlesse seem, they reasons vex,
And tell the World Shee's of the Weaker Sex.
In what wilde Braines this Madnesse first began !
They're wondrous angry, 'cause the Queen's no

Man.
Fond Sirs forbear, do not the world perplex :
Reason and Judgemmt are not things of Sex.

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Souls and their Faculties were never heard
To be confin'd to th' Doublet and the Beard.
Consult one Age from this, and you shall find
A Queen the Glory of your Annals shin'd.
But who to farre and distant Objects flies,
Must say the Sun wants Lustre, or he Eyes.
Our Present injured Queen returns that store.
And doth again, what could be done before :
By the King's Judgement, shews Her own is Right,
And still she meets His Ray with her own Light.
Thus the wise King to Shebah's Queen was known.
Who knew Him wise by Wisedom of /ler own.
But as all Publick Knowledge barr'd must be.
So ITous hold- Acts must have their Mysterie:
No Circumstance can passe, no Servant made,
But must be wrapt in silence and close shade.
One Plaa in Court a Riddle must afford.
Worthy a secret SybiFs dark Record.
As the Kings Acts must all their limits prove.
So their Restraint and Reins must check his Love.
Esteems of 's Comfort by their ///<:^ must fly,
Nor must He rate his Dear Queen's Health too high.
He must affect ihusfar, and then no more,
His Tydes must be proportion'd to their shore;
His Tenderness their Weights and Ballance weare.
By Graines and Scruples they Confine His Care,
But (Savage) know, there can no ransome be
Poys'd with the Health of such a Queen as She.
She that at once such weighty Acts can do.
That can be Qiiecn and yet negotiate too :
Send and be sent, and without more demurre.
Be both the Qiieen and her Embassadour.
That gives dispatch for Ships, and when she please,
Divides the Empire with the Queen o'th Seas :

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Who dares the threats of any danger stand,
The stubborn Rock, or the Devouring Sand.
And though the Sea swell like Ker/afe and Grave,
Look at Her Consort, and despise the Wave.

The Captive Queen did (thus) the Tyrant tell,

I am no Captive so my King be well*
By these her worth and rate is faintly known,
Past stories blush when she erects her own.
Search old ^ay Annals, you may find at length,
Some Queen in Vigour, and her mid-day strength;
Who in her injured Consorts cause, referres
To Copies glancing at these Acts of Hers.
But if Infirm and Sickly Queens we scanne.
No story patterns her, None ever can
Shew us a Queen fraught with such wide Affairs,
Here private Weaknesse, there a Kingdom^'s, care,
Perplext and tortur'd from her rest and ease,
By a Rebellion here, there a Disease :
Advice and Medcines at one time we view,
A Counsel-board, Board of Physicians too.
Yet her Capacious Soul both these defeats.
While this hand holds Instructions, that Receipts.
These are our fam'd Queens Crimes, but yet one more
Must be the main Ingredient of the store.
Which seems to presse so deep, there's nought so bright,
But this may sully all its lustre quite :
'Tis her Religions Care : She tryes Her Pow'rs
To keep that still, do not we so for Ours ?
Why to one lace so diff 'rent shapes have bin.
What Virtue is in Us, in Her is Sin.
Our difTrent Faiths did long together grow.
And neither suffer'd, neither losse did know ;
* Q. Curtius, lib. 3.

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And like a stream, which 'twixt two fields doth flow,

Which as it Moistens, so Divides them too :

So did the Kingdoms Law throw Dew and growth.

In Weight and \v&t proportion unto both,

And like a parting Current, slide along

To keep them wide, that neither neither Wrong.

Our Faiths were then but Two, but since a sp'rit

So many Mushrome Sects rais'd in a Night :

The Protestant (as she could Parties gain

Who unconcem'd were in the Dregs and staine)

Did recommend her Votaries, and bring

Her Faith to its Defender, o\xx Just King.

Who with such Zeal hath kept her Rites entire,

As well fi'om Languishing, as from strange Fire :

That still the Censer savours its true scent.

Without Accession, yet no Perfume spent;

The happy Martyrs find their Faith had stood

In Him, as when they bath'd it in their blood.

They joy to see that He his God adores.

Not at High-places, nor at Threshingfloores,

But spight of Scandals, pays his homage still

In the Just Beauty of the Sion-Hill.

The Other Sects, though as in Common-fields,
Which Swine, and Horses, Mules and Oxen yields,
Who though at Distance fed, Approaching clash.
And disproportion'd shapes together dash.
So they, though one Rebellion them sustain,
Themselves Accuse, and are Accus'd again.
Could they comply, then possibly might dwell
Some faint Agreement, though no Peace in Hell :
Now, these nice tasts no Forraigne aids indure,
(Their Rebell Scots are English Retells sure,)
No, nor the Papists : much it with them sticks,
Lest these Men's Punniards should be Hereticks :

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Their souls would be propJmrCd, and clean undun,

Should they be slain by an Idolatrous Gun.

Go lay your Vizar by, your Masking stuff,

The Devil is tyr^d, and Hell hath laiigfid enough :

The world descryes the Cheat, 'tis quickly known

They no Faith hate, who have Resoltfd on None.

These may not fight : that is, the King you'd have

Tamely forsake his Crown, and be your Slave.

His Easier Subjects long agoe you gat.

All who approv'd your Baite, and swallowed that.

Indeed, Discerning souls the snare forsqok,

And through the Wave did still descry the Hook :

But yet so close designs were cast about.

Your Race was half runne e're the King set out.

Yet you complain, and guilty fears do gnaw.

Lest you should scanted be for Space and Law :

Conscious, though you your cause did forward meet.

Its Guilt and Sin hangs Plummets at its feet.

Are not ^tjews, Walloones, the Turks, and all
Whom from as DiffWent Gods as Lands you call,
An Army strong to keep the cause in heart,
But that the King must with His Subjects part ?
Can no Accession so much safety send.
But you will Dread Him still before you end ?

Sometimes at Ebbes his God doth let Him stand.
That so the Rescue may declare His hand.
But, what (you hope) may make the King's side pause,
Is what he writes about the Petiall Laws.
Poor shallow souls, I deem it one from hence
To forfeit Loyalty, and forfeit Sence.

Shall such as wast their Blood be quite debarr'd,
And kept without the Pale from all Reward 1
Shall fame report, shall after Ages tell,
So just a King regards not who do dwell ?

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But you pretend, this was a State-Decree,
Nor without Pow'r which made may cancel'd be
The King nevW sayes it shall : but cannot doubt
That when his God hath brought his work about,
And shifted Jarres and Tumults into Ease,
And set him 'midst his Counsell in High peace :
Their yiy/z/ united suffrage will think fit
To give this Act, or something Great as it.

But see. His Pardon then to Ireland came,
(Wild Rebells) offers he not you the same 1
He holds still out the same fresh chearfuU Ray,
You shut your Windows and exclude the Day :

Embrace the shincy or else expect the stroak.

The Flint the Sun ne're melts, at last is broke.
But now the Flood-gates ope, and a free sluce,
Lets in all sencelesse Doctrines, and wild use ;
And by Comparing what's said long agoe,
Finds Disproportion in the King's Acts now.
His past Resolves it up to Present brings,
His Vowes to Vowes, and Things to combate Things.
A Different face throughout, and a. fresh Scene
Succeed : and all his Acts seem shifted clean.
Weak men ! who are depriv'd by Guilt or chance,
Of all the lights of Common Circumstance ;
That have unlearn't that Actions shift their Face,
And date their worth from Persons, Time, and Pla^e.
And sundry such, from whose Neglects appear
Acts as Sinms there, which are Trfd Virtues here.
For instance then, oft as the King reflects
His Oath's enjoy n. His People he protects.
Which Oathes extent, and Circuit we may view
Spread ore th' Five Execrable Members too.
Yet (far as't them concerns) that Chain is broke,
That Oath left Him, because they left His Yoakc.

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Now of this Pitch, and Size, do still appear
All Aiery Scruples which are started there.
The King Declared, He thought you meant no ill,
Say, would you have the King Declare so still ?
Allow but Different Circumstance, and we
Find all your Scandalls will his Glories be.
Now, as the worst things have some things of stead.
And some Toades treasure J^ewells in their Head.
So doth this Libels womb Girt, and contain.
What though it compasse Round ? it cannot stain
Lines of so cleare, yet so Majestick straine;
A most Transparent, yet a close-wove Veine ;
"Which when we reach its Sense, we may descry,
We see more by its Light, then our own Eye.

So Phoebus (when the Cloud and Night is done) ,

Lends us his Light, to know he is the Sunne.
Yet this expressive cleamesse is but barke,
An Out-side Sunne which guards us from the dark.
Here the Bright Language shuts in Brighter sense,
Pich Diamonds sleep within a Crystall Fence.
Gemmes of that rate, to Ttilly they'd appear
Fit purchase ^r his Critick Senates Ear :
And their whole Shitie in a full Lustre tends
To God, His Conscience, Comfort, and his Friends.

THE CLOSE.

No winding Characters, no secret Maze,

Could so perplex, but they have found their wayes.

They tlired the Labyrinth, and what to do ?

Whe'r tends the Guide ? vihdX purchase in this Clew ?

Rash Alexander forc't King Gordius Knot,

And so in hand found he a Rope had got.*

* Q. Curtius, lib. 2.

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To ajyo g)T(» c)T« (ylo o)T(>

^ iWze; Diurnal of Passages more
Exactly drawn up then heretofore.
Printed and Published, 'tis order d to be,
By Henry Elsing the Clerk of the P.

\ June 1643.

Since many Diumals (for which we are griev'd)
Are come from both Houses, and are not believ'd ;
The better to help them for running and flying,
We have put them in Verse to Authorize their lying.
For it has been debated, and found to be true,
That lying's a Parliament Priviledge too :
And that they may the sooner our Conquests rehearse,
We are minded to put them in Galloping Verse ;
But so many Maim'd Souldiers from Reading there

came,
That in spight of the Surgeons, make our Verses go

lame.
We have ever us'd Fictions, and now it is known,
Our Poverty has made us Poetical grown.

Munday.

On Munday both Houses fell into debate,
And were likely to fall by the ears as they sate ;

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i8o Rump Songs. Part I.

Yet would they not have the businesse decided,

That they (as the Kingdom is) might be divided.

They had an intention to Prayers to go,

But Ex tempore Prayers are now Common too.

To Voting they fall, and the key of the work,

Was the raising of Money for the State and the

Kirk.
'Tis only Free-loan, yet this Order they make.
That what Men would not lend, they should Plunder

and take ;
Upon this, the word Plunder came into their minds,
And all of them did labour a new one to find ;
They call'd it distraining : yet thought it no shame.
To persist in the Act, which they blusht for to

name.
They Voted all Persons from Oxford that came,
Should be apprehended : and after the same.
With an Humble Petition, the King they request.
He'd be pleas'd to return, and be serv'd like the

rest.
A Message from Oxford conducing to Peace,
Came next to their hands, that Armes might cease ;
They Voted and Voted, and still they did vary,
Till at last the whole sense of the House was con-
trary
To reason ; they knew by their Armes they might

gain,
What neither true reason, nor Law can maintain.
Cessation was Voted a dangerous Plot,
Because the King would have it, both Houses would

not.

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But when they resolv'd it, abroad must be blowne,
(To baffle the World) that the King would have

none.
And carefully muzzled the mouth of the Press,
Least the truth should peep through their jugling

dress.
For they knew a Cessation would work them more

harmes.
Then Essex could do the CavaHers with his Arms.
While they keep the Ships and the Forts in their

hand,
They may be Traytors by Sea, as well as by Land.
The Forts will preserve them as long as they stay.
And the Ships carry them and their Plunder away.
They have therefore good reason to account War the

better.
For the Law will prove to them but a Killing Letter.

Tuesday.

A Post from his Excellence came blowing his Horn,
For Money to advance, and this spun out the

Mom;
And strait to the City some went for relief,
The rest made an Ordinance to carry Powder-Beef.
Thus up go the Roundheads, and Essex advances,
But only to lead his Souldiers new dances.
To Reading he goes, for at Oxford (they say)
His Wife has made him Bull-works to keep him

away.

1 82 Rump Songs. Part I.

Prince Rupert, for fear that the Name be confounded,
Will saw off his Homs, and make him a Round-
head.
The news was returned with General fame,
That Reading was taken ere ever he came.
Then away Rode our Captains, and Souldiers did

run.
To shew themselves valiant, when the Battail was

done,
Preparing to plunder ; but as soon as they came,
They quickly perceived it was but a flam :
An Ordinance of Parliament Essex brought down,
But that would not serve him to batter the Town.
More Mony was rais'd, more Men and Ammunition,
Carts loaded with Turnips, and other Provision.
His Excellence had Chines, and Rams-heads for a

Present,
And his Councel of Warre had Woodcock and

Pheasant.
But Ven had 5000. Calves-heads all in Carts,
To nourish his Men, and to chear up their Hearts.
This made them so valiant that that very day.
They had taken the Town but for running away.
'Twas ordered this day, that thanksgiving be made,
To the Roundheads in Sermons, for their Beef and
their Bread.

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Wednesday.

Two Members this day at a Conference sate,

And one gives the other a knock on the Pate.

This set them a voting, and the Upper House ^

swore,
'Twas a breach of Priviledge he gave him no

more.
The lower the breaking their Members head vo-
ted
A breach of their Priviledge ; for it is to be noted,
That Reason and Priviledge in it did grow,
'Twas a breach of his Crown and Dignity too,
Then came in the Women with a long long Peti-
tion,
To settle Militia, and damn the Commission.
For if fighting continue, they say they did fear,
That Men would be scarce, and Husbands be dear.
So plainly the Speaker the Businesse unties,
That presently all the Members did rise.
They had hardly the leisure all things to lay ope,
But some felt in their Bellies if they had not a

Pope.
Some strictly stood to them, and others did fear,
Each carried about them a fierce Cavalier.
This Businesse was handled by the close Com-
mittee,
That privately met at a Place in the City.
So closely to voting the Members did fall,
That the humble Sisters were overthrown all.
But they and their Helpers came short at the last.
Till at length the whole Work on Prince Griffith was
cast.

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And he with his troup did handle the matter

He pleased every Woman, as soon as he came at

her.
The Businesse had like to have gone on her side,
' Had not Pym perswaded them not to confide.
For rather than Peace, to fill the Common-Wealth,
He said hee'd do them every night himself.

Thursday.

This Day a great Fart in the House they did hear,
Which made all the Members make Buttons for

fear;
And One makes nine Speeches while the Businesse

was hot.
And spake through the Nose that he smelt out the

Plot.
He takes it to task, and the Articles drawes,
As a breach of their own Fundamental-laws.
Now Letters were read, which did fully relate
A Victory against Newcastle of late ;
That hundreds were slain, and hundreds did run,
And all this was got ere the Battel begun.
This they resolv'd to make the best on ;
And next they resolv'd upon the Question,
That Bonfires and Prayses, the Pulpit and Steeple,
Must all be suborned to couzen the People.
But the policy was more Mony to get.
For the Conquest's dear bought, and far enough set ;
Such Victories in Ireland, although it be known
They strive to make that Land as bad as our Own.

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No sooner the Mony for this was brought hither,
But a croud of true Letters came flocking together,
How Hotham and's Army, and others were beaten,
This made the blew members to startle and threa-
ten.
And these by all means must be kept from the

City,
And only referred to the Privy Committee.
And they presently with an Ex tempore Vote,
Which they have used^ so long, that they learned by

rote,
They styl'd them Malignant, and to Lyes they did

turn them.
Then Corbet^ instead of the Hangman, must burn

them.
And he after that an Ordinance draws.
That none should tell truth that disparag'd the

Cause.
Then Pym like a Pegasus trots up and down.
And takes up an Angel to throw down a Crown.
He stand like a Creature, and makes a long Speech,
That came from his mouth, and part from his

breech.
He moves for more Horse, that the Army might be
Part Mans flesh and Horse flesh, as well as he ;
And hee'll be a Colonel as well as another,
But durst not ride a Horse, 'cause a Horse rid his

Mother.

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Friday.

Sir Hugh Cholmley'iox being no longer a Traytor,
Was accus'd of Treason in the highest Nature ;
'Cause he (as they bad him) his Souldiers did

bring,
To turn from RebelHon, and fight for the King.
They voted him out, but, nor they nor their men
Could vote him into the House agen.
Sir Davids Remonstrance next to them was read,
From the Cities Round-body, and Isaac's the head.
'Twas approv'd ; but one Cause produc'd a de-

nyal.
That all Traytors be brought to a Legal tryal.
For 'tis against Reason to vote, or to do
Against Traytors, when They are no other but so.
Because about nothing so long they sit still.
They hold it convenient Diurnalls to fill.
And therefore they gave their Chronographer

charge
To stuff it with Orders and Letters at large.
The King by's Prerogative, nor by the Law,
Can speak nor print nothing his People to draw.
Yet Pemiyles Pamphletters they do maintain,
Whose only Religion is Stipendary gain.
Yet Cum Frivikgio, against King and the State.
The Treason that's taught them (like Parrats) they

prate.
These Hackneys are licens't what ever they do.
As if they had Parliament priviledge too.

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Thus then they consult : so zealous they are,

To settle the peace of the Kingdom by War.

But against Civil-war their hatred is such,

To prevent it they'le bring in the Scotch and the

Dutch.
They had rather the Land be destroy'd in a mi-
nute,
Than abide any thing that has Loyalty in it ;
And yet their Rebellion so neatly they trim,
They fight for the King, but they mean for King

Pym.
These all to fight for, and maintain are sent
The Laws of England; but New-England is meant.
And though such disorders are broke in of late,
They keep it the Anagram still of a State.
For still they are plotting such riches to bring,
To make Charles a rich and glorious King.
And by this Rebellion this good they will doe

him.
They forfeit all their Estates unto him.
No Clergy must meddle in Spiritual affairs,
But Layton nere herd of it, losing his ears.
For that he might be deaf to the Prisoners cries,
To a spiritual Goalers place he must rise.
The rest have good reason for what they shall do.
For they are both Clergy and Laity too.
Or else at the best when the Question is stated,
They are but Mechanicks newly translated.
They may be Committees to practice their bawling,
For stealing of Horse is Spiritual Calling.
The reason why People our Martyrs ador'd,
'Cause their Ears being cut off their Fame sounds the
more.

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'Twas ordered the Goods of Malignants, and

Lands,
Shall be shar'd among them, and took into their

hands.
They have Spirits of more Malignants to come,
That every one in the House may have some
Then down to Guild-Hall they return their thanks.
To the Fools whom the Lottery has cheated with

Blanks.

Saturday,

This day there came news of the taking a Ship,

(To see what strange wonders are wrought in the

deep)
That a troop of their Horse ran into the Sea,
And puU'd out a Ship alive to the Key.
And after much prating and fighting they say
The Ropes serv'd for Traces to draw her away.
Sure these were Sea-horses, or else by their lying
They'le make them as famous for swimming as

flying.
The rest of the day they spent to bemoan
Their Brother, the Roundhead that to Tyburn was

gone.
And could not but think it a barbarous thing,
To hang him for killing a friend to the King.
He was newly baptized, and held it was good
To be washed, yet not in water, but blood.
They ordered for his honour to cut off his ears,
And make him a Martyr : but a Zealot appears,

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And affirms him a Martyr, for although 'twas his

fate
To be hang'd, yet he dy'd for the good of the State
Then all fell to plotting of matters so deep,
That the silent Speaker fell down fast asleep.
He recovers himself and rubs up his eyes,
Then motions his House that 'twas time to rise.
So home they went all, and their businesse refer'd
To the Close Committee by them to be heard ;
They took it upon them, but what they did do,
Take notice that none but themselves must know.

Postscript.

Thus far we have gone in Rythme to disclose,

What never was utter'd by any in Prose.

If any be wanting, 'twas by a mishap,

Because we forgot to weigh't by the map.

For over the Kingdom their Orders were spread,

They have made the whole Body as bad as the Head.

And now made such work that all they do,

Is but to read Letters and answers them too.

We thought to make Finis the end of the story,

But that we shall have more business for you.

For (as their proceedings do) so shall our Pen^

Run roundly from Munday to Munday agen.

And since we have begun, our Muse doth intend,

To have (like their Votes) no beginning nor end.

igo Rump Songs. Part I.

The holy Pedler.

FRora a Forraign shore
I am come to store,

Your Shops with rare devices :
No drugs do I bring
From the Indian King,

No Peacocks, Apes, nor Spices.
Such Wares I do show
As in England do grow.

And are for the good of the Nation,
Let no body fear
To deal in my Ware,

For Sacriledge now's in fashion.

I the Pedlar am.

That came from Amsterdam

With a pack of new Religions,
I did every one fit,
According to's wit.

From the Tub to Mahomets pigeons.
Great Trading I found,
For my spiritual ground.

Wherein every man was a Medler ;
I made People decline,
The learned Divine,

And then they bought Heaven of the Pedler.

First Surplices I took,

Next the Commo7i-Prayer-book,

And made all those Papists that us'd 'um ;
Then the Bishops and Deans,
I stript of their means,

And gave it to those that abus'd 'um.

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The Clergy-men next,

I withdrew from their Text,

And set up the gifted Brother ;
Thus Religion I made,
But a matter of trade,

And I car'd nor for one or t'other.

Then Tythes I fell upon,
And those I quickly won,

'Twas prophane in the Clergy to take 'um.
But they serv'd for the Lay,
Till I sold them away.

And so did Religious make 'um ;
But now come away.
To the Fedler, I pray,

I scorn to rob or cozen ;
If Churches you lack.
Come away to my Pack,

Here's thirteen to the dozen.

Church Militants they be.
For now we do see,

They have fought so long with each other ;
The Rump's-Churches threw down.
Those that stood for the Crown,

And sold them to one another.
Then come you factious Crue,
Here's a Bargain now for you.

With the spoyles of the Church you may revel ;
Now pull down the Bells,
And then hang up your selves,

And so give his due to the Devil.

192 Rtimp Songs. Part I.

The Hue and Cry after Sir John
Presbyter.

With hair in Characters, and Lugs in text ;
With a splay mouth and a nose circumflext \
With a set Ruffe of Musket-bore, that wears
Like Cartrages, or linnen Bandileers,
Exhausted of their sulphurous contents,
In Pulpit fire-works, which that Bomball vents ;
The Negative and Covenanting Oath,
Like two Mustachoes, issuing from his mouth ;
The bush upon his chin (like a carv'd story,
In a box-knot) cut by the Directory ;
Madams Confession hanging at his ear,
Wire-drawn through all the questions. How and Where
Each circumstance so in the hearing felt,
That when his ears are cropt he'll count them gelt ;
The weeping Cassock scar'd into a Jump,
A sign that Presbyter's worn to the stump :
The Presbyter though charm 'd against mischance.
With the Divim Right of an Ordinance.
If yoH meet any that do thus attire 'em,
Stop them they are the tribe of Adoniram.
"What zealous frenzie did the Senate seize.
To tare the Rochet to such rags as these ?
Episcopacy minc'd, reforming Tweed
Hath sent us Runts, even of her Churches breed ;
Lay-interlining Clergy, a device
That's nick-name to the stuff call'd Lops and Lice.

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The Beast at wrong-end branded, you may trace

The^D evils foot-steps in his cloven face,

A face of severall parishes and sorts,

Like to a Sergeant shav'd at Innes of Courts.

What mean these Elders else, those Kirk Dragoons

Made up of Ears and Huffs like Ducaioons f

That Hierarchy of Hatidicrafis begun.

Those new Exchange-men of Religion i

Sure they'r the Antick heads, which plac'd without

The Church, do gape and disembogue a sprout :

Like them above the Commons house have been

So long without, now both are gotten in ;

Then, what imperious in the Bishop sounds,
The same the Scotch Executor rebounds.
This stating Prelacy, the Classick rout,
That spake it often, e're it spake it out \

So by an Abbies Sceleton of late,
\ I Iieard an Ecc/w]supererogaie

Through imperfection, and the voice restore,

As if she had tJie hiccop dre a7id dre.
Sinee they our mixt Diocesans combine
Thus to ride double in t/ieir Discipline,
That Pauls shall to the Consistory call
A'^DeariL^and Chapter out of Weavers-Hall ?
Each at the Ordinance for to assist.
With tJu five thumbs of his groat-changing yfx/.

Dorun Dagon Synod with thy motley loare.
Whilst we do su* agger for i/ie Common-Prayer ;
That Dove-like Embassie, that wings our sence
To Heavens gate in shape of innocence.
Pray for the Miter'd Aut/wrs, and defie
Tliese Demicasters of Divinity.
For where Sir John with ]z.c\-of all-trades Joy ns,
His Finger's thicker than t/ie Prelates Loyns.

194 Rump Songs. Part I.

The way to wooe a Zealous Lady.

I Came iinto a Puritan to wooe,
And roughly did salute her with a Kiss ;
She shov'd me from her when I came unto ;

Brother, by yea and nay I like not this :
And as I her with amorous talk saluted,
My Articles with Scripture she confuted.

She told me, that I was too much prophane,
And not devout neither in speech nor gesture ;

And I could not one word answer again.

Nor had not so much Grace to call her Sister ;

For ever something did oifend her there.

Either my broad beard, hat, or my long hair.

My Band was broad, my 'Parrel was not plain,
My Points and Girdle made the greatest show ;

My sword was odious, and my Belt was vain.
My Spanish shooes was cut too broad at toe ;

My Stockings light, my Garters ty'd too long.

My Gloves perfum'd, and had a scent too strong.

I left my pure Mistris for a space.

And to a snip-snap Barber streight went I ;

I cut my Hair, and did my Corps uncase
Of 'Parrels pride that did offend the eye ;

My high-crown'd Hat, my little Beard also.

My pecked Band, my Shooes were sharp at toe.

Gone was my Sword, my Belt was laid aside.
And I transformed both in looks and speech ;

Part I. Rump Songs. 195

My 'Parrel plain, my Cloak was void of Pride,
My little Skirts, my metamorphis'd Breech,
My Stockings black, my Garters were ty'd shorter,
My Gloves no scent ; thus marcht I to her Porter.

The Porter spide me, and did lead me in.

Where his sweet Mistris reading was a Chapter :

Peace to this house, and all that are therein.
Which holy words with admiration wrapt her,

And ever, as I came her something nigh.

She, being divine, tum'd up the white o'th' eye.

Quoth I, dear Sister, and that lik'd her well,
I kist her, and did passe to some delight,

She, blushing, said, that long-tail'd men would tell,
Quoth I, I'll be as silent as the night ;

And least the wicked now should have a sight

Of what we do, faith, I'll put out the light.

O do not swear, quoth she, but put it out,
Because that I would have you save your Oath,

In truth, you shall but kisse me, without doubt ;
In troth, quoth I, here will we rest us both ;

Swear you, quoth she, in troth ? had you not sworn

I'd not have don't, but took it in foul scorn.

A Hue and Cry after the Reformation.

WHen Temples lye like batter'd Quarrs,
Rich in their ruin'd Sepulchers,
When Saints forsake their painted Glasse
To meet their worship as they passe,

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196 Rump Songs. Part I.

When Altars grow luxurious with the dye
Of humane bloud,
Is this the floud
Of Christianity?

When Kings are cup-boarded like cheese,

Sights to be seen for pence a piece,

When Dyadems, like Brokers tire,

Are custom'd reliques set to hire.

When Soveraignty & Scepters loose their names,

Stream'd into words,

Carv'd out by swords

Are these refining flames ?

When Subjects and Religion stir

Like Meteors in the Metaphor,

When zealous hinting and the yawn

Excize our Miniver and Lawn ;

When blue digressions fill the troubled ayr,

And th' Pulpit's let

To every Set

That will usurp the Chair ?

Call ye me this the night's farewell,
When our noon day's as dark as Hell ?
How can we lesse than term such lights
Ecclesiastick Heteroclites ?
Bold sons of Adam when in fire you crawl,

Thus high to be,

Perch'd on the tree,

Remember but the fall.

Was it the glory of a King

To make him great by suffering ?

Part I. Rump Songs. 197

Was there no way to build God's House

But rendring of it infamous ?

If this be then the merry ghostly trade ?

To work in gall ?

Pray take it all

Good brother of the blade.

Call it no more the Reformation,
According to the new translation :
Why will you wrack the common brain
With words of an unwonted strain ?
As Plunder ? or a phrase in senses cleft ?

When things more nigh

May well supply

And call it down-right theft.

Here all the School-men and Divines

Consent, and swear the naked lines

Want no expounding or contest,

Or Bellarmine to break a jest.

Since then the Heroes of the pen with me

Nere seme the sense

With difference,

We all agree agree.

TJie Times.

TO speak in wet-shod eyes, and drowned looks,
Sad broken accents, and a vein that brooks
No spirit, life, or vigour, were to own
The crush and triumph of affliction ;

198 Rump Songs. Part I.

And creeping with Themistocles to be
The pale-fac'd Pensioners of our enemy.
No 'tis the glory of the Soul to rise
By falls, and at rebound to pierce the skies.

Like a brave Courser standing on the sand
Of some high-working Fretum, views a land
Smiling with sweets upon the distant side,
Gamish'd in all her gay embroydered pride,
Larded with Springs, and fring'd with curled Woods,
Impatient, bounces in the cap'ring flouds,
Big with a nobler fury than that stream
Of shallow violence he meets in them ;
Thence arm'd with scorn and courage ploughs a

way
Through the impostum'd billows of the Sea ;
And makes the grumbling Surges slaves to oar
And waft him safely to the further shoar :
Where landed, in a soveraign disdain
He turns back, and surveys the foaming main,
While the subjected waters flowing reel.
Ambitious yet to wash the Victor's heel.

In such a noble Equipage should we
Embrace th' encounter of our misery.
Not like a field of com, that hangs the head
For every tempest, every petty dread.
Crosses were the best Christians arms : and we
That hope a -wished Canaan once to see,
Must not expect a carpet-way alone
Without a red-sea of affliction.
Then cast the dice : Let's foord old Rubicon,
CcRsar 'tis thine, man is but once undone.
Tread softly though, least ScyllaJis ghost awake,
And us i'th' roll of his Proscriptions take.

Part I. Rump Songs. 199

Rome is revived, and the Triumvirate

In the black Island are once more a State ;

The City trembles : there's no third to shield,

If once Augustus to Antonius yield,

Law shall not shelter Cicero^ the Robe

The Senate : Proud successe admits no Probe

Of Justice to correct, or quare the fate

That bears down all as illegitimate ;

For whatsoere it lists to overthrow,

It either finds it, or else makes it so.

Thus Tyranny's a stately Palace, where
Ambition sweats to climbe and nustle there ;
But when 'tis enter'd, what hopes then remain ?
There is no Salliport to come out again.
For Mischief must rowle on, and gUding grow, "
Like little Rivulets that gently flow
From their first bubbling springs, but still increase
And swell their Chanel as they mend their pace ;
Till in a glorious tyde of villany
They over-run the banks, and posting fly
Like th' bellomng Waves in tumults, till they can
Display themselves in a full Ocean.
And if blind rage shall chance to miss its way,
Bring stock enough alone to make a Sea.

Thus trebble treasons are secufd and drown'd
By lowder cryes of deeper mouth and sound.
And high attempts swallow a puny plot.
As Cannons overwhelm the smaller shot.
Whiles the deaf senceless World inur'd a while
(Like the Catadupi at the fall of Nile)
To the fierce tumbling wonder, think it none,
Thus Custom hallows Irreligion /
And stroaks the patient beast till he admit
The now-grown-light and necessary Bit.

200 Rump Songs. Part I.

But whither do I ramble ? Gauled times
Cannot endure a smart hand ore their crimes
Distracted age ? What Dialect or fashion
Shall I assume ? to passe the approbation
Of thy censorious Synod; which now sit
High Areopagites to destroy all wit ?

I cannot say, I say, that I am one
Of th' Church of Ely-house, or Abington,
Nor of those precious Spirits that can deal
The Pomegranates of grace at every meal.
No zealous Hemp-dresser yet dipp'd me in
The Laver of adoption from my sin.
But yet if inspiration or a tale
Of a long-wasted six hours length prevail
A smooth Certificate from the sister-hood,
Or to be termed holy before good,
Religious malice, or a faith 'thout works
Other than may proclaim us Jews or Turks :
If these, these hint at any thing ? Then, then
Whoop ! my dispairing Hope come back agen :
For since the inundation of grace,
All honesty's under water, or in chase.
But 'tis the old worlds dotage, thereupon
We feed on dreams, imagination.
Humours, and cross-grain'd passions which now reign
In the decaying elements of the brain.
'Tis hard to coin new fancies, when there be
So few that lanch out in discovery.
Nay Arts are so far from being cherished,
There's scarce a Collcdge but has lost its Head,
And almost all its Monbers : O sad wound !
Where never an Artery could be judged sound !
To what a height is Vice now towred ? When we
Dare not miscall it an Obliquitie ?

Part I. Rump Songs. 201

So confident, and carrying such an awe,
That it subscribes it self no lesse then Law ?
If this be Reformation then ? The great
Account pursued with so much bloud and sweat ?

In what black lines shall our sad story be
Deliver'd over to posterity ?
With what a dash and scar shall we be read ?
How has Dame Nature in us suffered ?
Who of all Centuries the first age are
That sunk the world for want of due repair ?

When first we issued out in cryes and tears,
(Those salt presages of our future years)
Head-long we dropt into a quiet calm ;
Times crown'd with rosie Garlands, spice and balm,
Where first a glorious Church and mother came,
Embrac'd us in her armes, gave us a name
By which we live, and an indulgent brest.
Flowing with stream to an eternal rest.
Thus ravish'd, the poor Soul could not guess even.
Which was more kind to her yet, earth or heaven.
Or rather wrapped in a pious doubt
Of heaven, whether she were in or out.

Next the Great Father of our Couritry brings
His blessing too, (even the Best of Kings)
Safe and well-grounded Laws to guard our peace.
And nurse our virtues in their just increase ;
Like a pure Spring from whom all graces come,
"Whose bounty made it double Christendome :
Such and so sweet were those Halcyon dayes.
That rose upon us in our Infant rayes ;
Such a composed State we breathed under.
We only heard oijoiie, nere felt his thunder.
Terrors were then as strange, as love now grown.
Wrong and Revenge liv'd quietly at home.

202 Rump Songs. Part I.

The sole contention that we understood,
Was a rare strife and war in doing good.

Now let's reflect upon our gratefulness,
How we have added, or (O !) made it less.
What are th' improvements ? what our progress, where
Those handsom acts that say that some men were ?
He that to aiitient wreaths can bring no more
From his own worthy dies bankrupt on the score.
For Father's Crests are crowned in tlie Son,
And glory spreads by propagation.
Now virtue shield me ! where shall I begin ?
To what a labyrinth am I now slipp'd in ?
What shall we answer them ? or what deny ?
What prove ? or rather whither shall we fly ?
When the poor widdow'd Church shall ask us where
Are all her honours ? and that filial care
We owed so sweet a Parent as the Spouse
Of Christ, which here vouchsafed to own a house ?
Where are the Boanerges 1 and those rare
Brave sons of consolation ? which did bear
The Ark before our Israel, and dispence
The heavenly Manna with such diligence ?
In them the prim'tive Motto's come to passe,
Aut mortui sunt, aut decent literas.
Bless'd Virgin, we can only say we have
Thy Prophets Tombes among us, and their grave.
And here and there a man in colours paint,
That by thy mines grew a mighty Saint.

Next Ccesar some accounts are due to thee.
But those in Bloud already written be ;
So loud and lasting, in such monstrous shapes,
So wide the never to be clos'd wound gapes ;
All ages yet to come with shivering, shall
Recite the fearfuU pres'dent of thy fall.

Part I. Rump Songs. 203

Hence we confute thy tenant Solomon,
Vnder the Sun a new thing hath been done.
A thing before all pattern, all pretence
Of rule or copy : Such a strange offence
Of such original extract, that it bears
Date only from the Eden of our years.

Laconian Agis ! we have read thy fate,
The violence of the Spartan love and hate.
How Pagans trembled at the thought of thee, '
And fled the horror of thy tragedie ;
Thyestes cruel feast, and how the Sun
Shrunk in his golden beams that sight to shun.
The bosoms of all Kingdoms open lye.
Plain and emergent to th' inquiring eye.
But when we glance upon our native home,
As the black Center to whom all points come,
We rest amazed, and silently admire
How far beyond all spleen ours did aspire.
All that we dare assert, is but a cry
Of an exchanged peace for Liberty ;
A secret term by inspiration known,
A mist that brooks no demonstration,
Unlesse we dive into our purses, where
We quickly find Our Freedom purely dear.

But why exclaim you thus ? may some men say,
Against the times ? when equal night and day
Keep their just course ? the seasons still the same ?
As sweet as when from the first hand they came ?
The influence of the Stars benigne and free,
As at first Peep up in their infancie ?
'Tis not those standing motions that divide
The space of years, not the swift hours that glide
Those little particles of age, that come
In thronging Itetns that make up the Suviy

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That's here intended ; But our crying crimes,
Our Monsters that abominate the times.
'Tis we that make the Meionimie good
By being bad, which like a troubled floud
Nothing produce but slimy mire and dirt,
And impudence that makes shame malepert.
To travel further in these wounds that lye
Rankling, though seeming closed, were to deny
Rest to an ore-watch'd world, and force fresh tears
From stench'd eyes, new alarum'd by old fears.
Which if they thus shall heal and stop, they be
The first that ere were cur'd by Lethargic.
This only Axiom from ill Tiines increase
I gather, Theris a titne to hold ones peace.

The Commoners.

COme your wayes
Bonny Boyes,
Of the Town,
For now is the time or never,
Shall your fears,
Or your cares

Cast you down ?
Hang your wealth,
And your health,

Get renown,
We all are undone for ever.
Now the King and the Crown
Are tumbling down,

Part r. Rump Songs. 205

And the Realm doth groan with disasters,

And the scum of the land,

Are the men that command,
And our Slaves are become our Masters.

2
Now our lives
Children, wives

And Estate,
Are a prey to the lust and plunder,
To the rage
Of our age ;

And the fate
Of our land
Is at hand,

'Tis too late
To tread these Vsicrpers under.
First down goes the Crown,
Then follows the Gown,
Thus levell'd are we by the Roundhead,
While Church and State must
Feed their Pride and their Ltist,
And the Kingdom and King confounded.

Shall we still

Suffer ill

And be dumb ?
And let every Varlet undo us ?
Shall we doubt
Of each Lowt,

That doth come,
With a voice
Like the noise

Of a Drum,
And a Stuord or a Buff-coat to us ?

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Shall we lose our estates

By plunder and rates
To bedeck those proud upstarts that swagger,

Rather fight for your meat,

Which these Locusts do eat,
Now every man's a beggar.

The Scots Curanto.

COme, come away to the English wars,
A fig for our Hills and Valleys,
'Twas we did begin and will lengthen their jarrs,
We'l gain by their loss and folleys ;
Let the Nations
By invasions,
Break through our barrs,
They can get little good by their salleys.

Though Irish and English entred be,

The State is become our Debtor.
Let them have our Land, if their own may be free
And the Scot will at length be a getter.
If they crave it
Let them have it,
What care we :
We would fain change our Land for a better.

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3-
Long have we longed for the English Land,

But we are hindred still by disasters,
But now is their time, when they can't withstand.
But are their own Countries wasters.
If we venter,
We may enter
By command.
And at last we shall grow to be Masters.

When at first we began to rebell,

Though they did not before regard us.
How the name of a Scot did the English quell,
Which formerly have out-dar'd us.
For our comming
And returning.
They paid us well,
And royally did reward us.

The better to bring our ends about.
We must plead for a Reformation ;
And tickle the minds of the giddy-brain'd rout,
With the hopes of an innovation.
They will love us
And approve us,
Without doubt,
If we bring in an alteration.

Down with the BisJwps and their train,
The Surplice and Common Prayers,

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Then will we not have a King remain,
But we'l be the Realms surveyers.
So by little
And a little
We shall gain
All the Kingdom without gain-sayers.

7-
And when at the last we have conquer'd the King,

And beaten away the Cavaleers,
The Parliament next must the same ditty sing,
And thus we will set the State by the ears.
By their jarring
And their warring
We will bring,
Their Estates to be ours, which they think to be t/ieirs.

8.
And thus when among us the Kingdom is shar'd.
And the People are all made Beggars like we ;
A Scot will be as good as an English Leard,
O ! what a unity this will be.
As we gain it
We'l retain it
By the sweard ;
And the English shall say, bonny blew-capfor me.

Part I. Rump Songs. 209

An Answer to a Letter from Sir John

Mennis, wherein he jeers him for

falling so quickly to the use

of the Directory.

FRiend thou doest lash me with a story,
A long one too of Directory ;
When thou alone deserves the Birch,
That brought'st the bondage on the Church.
Didst thou not treat for Bristol City,
And yield it up ? the more's the pity.
And saw'st thou not, how right or wrong
The Common-prayer-book went along ?
Did'st thou not scourse, as if enchanted
For Articles Sir Thomas granted ?
And barter, as an Author saith.
The Articles oth' Christian Faith ?
And now the Directory jostles
Christ out oth' Church and his Apostles ;
And tears down the Communion rayles.
That men may take it on their tayles
Imagine, Friend, Bochus the King
Engraven on Syllds Signet ring,
Delivering up into his hands
Fugurth, and with him, all his Lands ;
Whom Sylla took and sent to Jiome,
There to abide the Senates doom.
In the same posture I suppose,
John standing in's Doublet and Hose,

2IO Rump Songs, Part I.

Delivering up amidst the throng

The Common-prayer and Wisedoms song

To hands of Fairfax, to be sent

A Sacrifice to the Parliament.

Thou little thought'st what Jear began,

Wrapt in that Treaty? Busiejohn

There lurk'd, the Fire that tum'd to Cinder,

The Church her Ornaments to Tinder.

There bound up in that Treaty lyes

The fate of all our Christmass-pyes ;

Our Holydaies there went to \vrack,

Our Wakes were laid upon their back,

Our Gossips spoons away were lurcht,

Our Feasts and Fees for Women churcht ;

All this, and more ascribe we might

To thee at Bristol, wretched Knight.

Yet thou upbraid'st and rayld'st in rime,

On me, for that which was thy Crime.

So froward Children in the Sun,

Amidst their sports some shrew'd turn done.

The faulty Youth begins to prate.

And layes it on his harmlesse Mate.

Dated,
From Nympton where the Cider smiles,
And. James has horse as lame as Giles,
The fourth of May, and dost thou hear ?
'Tis as I take the 8th. year
Since Portugal by Duke Braganza
Was cut from Spain without a Hand-saw.

/. S.

Parti. Rump Songs, 211

The Kings Disguise.

ANd why a Tenant to this vile disguise,
Which who but sees, blasphemes thee with his
eyes?
My twins of light within their penthouse shrink,
And hold it their Allegiance now to wink.
Oh ! for a state-distinction to arraign
Charles of High Treason 'gainst my Soveraign.
What an usurper to his Prince is wont,
Cloyster and shave him, he himself hath don't.
His muffled feature speaks him a recluse.
His ruines prove him a religious house.
The Sun hath mew'd his beams from off his lamp,
And Majesty defac'd the Royal stamp.
It's not enough thy Dignitie's in thrall.
But thou'lt transmute it in thy shape and all ?
As if thy blacks were of too faint a dye.
Without the tincture of Tautology.
Flay an .Egyptian for his Cassocks skin,
Spun of his Countries darknesse, line't within
With Presbyterian budge, that drowsie V^nce,
The S)Tiod-sable, foggy ignorance :
Nor bodily, nor ghostly Negro could
Rough-cast thy figure in a sadder mould :
This Privy-Chamber of thy shape would be
But the close-mourner of thy Royalty :
Twill break the circle of thy Jaylors spell,
A Pearle within a rugged Oyster shell.
Heaven, which the Minster of thy Person owns.
Will fine thee for Dilapidations :

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212 Rump Songs. Part I.

Like to the martyr'd Abbeys courser doom,

Devoutly alter'd to a Pidgeon-room :

Or like the coUedge by the changeling rabble,

M Elves, transform'd into a stable.

Or if there be a prophanation higher.

Such is the Sacriledge of thine attire.

By which th' art half depos'd : thou lookst like one

Whose looks are under sequestration.

"Whose Renegado form, at the first glance,

Shews like the self-denying Ordinance,

Angel of light, and darkness too, I doubt,

Inspir'd within, and yet possess'd without :

Majestick twi-light in the state of grace.

Yet with an excommunicated face.

Charles and his Mask are of a different Mint,

A Psalm of mercy in a miscreant print

The Sun wears mid-night. Day is beetle-brow'd,

And lightning is in Keldar of a cloud.

Oh the accurst Stenography of fate !

The Princely Eagle shrunk into a Bat.

What charm, what Magick vapour can it be.

That shrinks his rayes to this Apostasie ?

It is but subtile film of tiflfany air.

No Cob-web vizard, such as Ladies wear.

When they are veil'd on purpose to be seen.

Doubling their lustre by their vanquish'd skreen,

Nor the false scabbard of a Princes tough

Metal, and three pild darkness, like the slough

Of an imprison'd flame : 'tis Faux in grain,

Dark-Lanthom to our high Meridian.

Hell belcht the damp, the Warwick-castle Vote

Rang Britains Corfeu, so our light went out.

Thy visage is not legible, the letters,

Like a Lords name writ in phantastick fetters :

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Cloallis where a Switzer might be buried quick :

Sure they would fit the Body politick.

False beard enough to fit a stages plot,

For that's the ambush of their wit, God woL

Nay all his Properties so strange appear,

Y'are not i'th' presence, though the King be there. .

A Libel is his dress, a garb uncouth.

Such as the Hue and Cry once purg'd at mouth.

ScribbUng assassinate, thy lines attest

An ear-mark due. Cub of the Blatant beast.

Whose wrath before 'tis syllabled for worse,

Is Blasphemy unfledg'd, a callow curse.

The Laplanders, when they would sell a wind

Wafting to Hell, bag up thy phrase, and bind

It to the Barque, which at the Voyage-end

Shifts Poop, and breeds the CoUicke in the Fiend.

But rie not dubbe thee with a glorious scar.

Nor sink thy SkuUar with a man of War.

The black mouth'd Si-quis^ and this slandering suit,

Both do alike in picture execute.

But since we're all cali'd Papists, why not date

Devotion to the rags thus consecrate ?

As Temples use to have their Porches wrought

With Sphynxes, Creatures of an antick draught,

And puzling Pourtraictures, to shew that there

Riddles inhabited, the like is here.

But pardon Sir, since I presume to be
Clerk of this Closet to your Majesty;
Methinks in this your dark mysterious dresse
I see the Gospel coucht in Parables.
At my next view my pur-blind fancy ripes,
And shews Religion in its dusky types.

214 Rump Songs. Part I.

Such a Text-Royal, so obscure a shade,
Was Solomon in proverbs all array'd.

Come all the brats of this expounding age,
To whom the spirit is in pupillage ;
You that damn more than ever Sampson slew,
And with his engine the same jaw-bone too :
How is't he scapes your Inquisition free,
Since bound up in the Bibles livery ?
Hence Cabinet-intruders, Pick-locks hence.
You that dim jewels with your Brisfol-sence :
And Characters, like Witches so torment,
Till they confesse a guilt, though innocent.
Keys for this Coffer you can never get.
None but St. I'efer ope's this Cabinet.
This Cabinet, whose aspect would benight
Critick spectators with redundant light.
A Prince most seen, is least : What Scriptures call
The Revelation, is most mystical.

Mount then thou Shadow-royal, and with hast
Advance thy morning-star, Charles overcast.
May thy strange journey contradictions twist,
And force fair weather from a Scotish mist ;
Heavens Confessors are pos'd, those star-cy'd sages
To interpret Eclipse, thus riding stages.
Thus /$-rrtd'/-like, he travels with a cloud.
Both as a conduct to him and a shroud.
But oh ! he goes to Gibeon, and renews
A league with mouldy bread, and clouted shooes.

Part I. Rump Songs. 215

The Retell SCOT.
Ow ! Providence ! and yet a Scottish crew !

Then Madam nature wears black patches too ?
What ? shall our Nation be in bondage thus
Unto a Land that truckles under us ?
Ring the Bells backward. I am all on fire,
Not all the Buckets in a Country Quire
Shall quench my rage. A Poet should be fear'd,
AVhen angry, like a Comets flaming beard.
And where's the Stoick ? can his wrath appease
To see his Country sick of Pym's disease,
By Scotch Invasion to be made a prey
To such Pig-wiggin Myrmidons as they ?
But, there's charm in verse that I would not quote
The name of Scot without an Antidote,
Unlesse my head were red, that I might brew
Invention there that might be poyson too.
Were I a drowsie Judge, whose dismal note
Disgorgeth halters, as a Juglers throat
Doth ribbands : could I (in Sir Emp'rick's tone)
Speak Pills in phrase, and quack destruction :
Or roar like Marshall, that Geneva Bull,
Hell and Damnation a Pulpit full :
Yet to expresse a Scot, to play that prize.
Not all those mouth-Granadoes can suffice.
Before a Scot can properly be curst,
1 must (like Hocas) swallow daggers first.

Come keen lambicks with your Badgers feet,
And Badger-like, bite till your teeth do meet.
Help ye tart Satyrists to imp my rage.
With all the Scorpions that should whip this age :

2i6 Rump Songs. Part I.

Scots are like Witches, do but whet your pen,
Scratch till the bloud come, they'l not hurt you then.
Now as the Martyrs were inforc'd to take
The shapes of Beasts, like Hypocrites at stake,
I'le bait my Scot so, yet not cheat your eyes ;
A Scot within a Beast is no disguise.

No more let Ireland brag, her harmless Nation
Fosters no Venom, since the Scots plantation :
Nor can ours feign'd antiquity maintain,
Since they came in, England ^xzSki Wolves again.
The Scot that kept the Tower, might have shown
(Within the grate of his own breast alone)
The Leopard and the Panther, and ingrost
What all those wild CoUegiates had cost
The honest high-shoes in their termly fees.
First to the salvage Lawyer, next to these.
Nature her self doth Scotch-men Beasts confesse,
Making their Country such a wildemesse :
A Land that brings in question and suspence
Gods omni-presence, but that Charles came thence,
But that Montross and Crawfords loyal band
Atton'd their sins, and christen'd half the Land.
Nor is it all the Nation hath these spots ;
There is a Church, as well as Kirk of Scots:
As in a picture, where the squinting paint
Shews Fiend on this side, and on that side Saint.
He that saw Hell in's melancholly dream.
And in the tvvi-light of his fancy's theam
Scar'd from his sins, repented in a fright,
Had he view'd Scotland, had turned Proselyte.
A Land where one may pray with curst intent,
O may they never suffer banishment !
Had Cain been Scot, God would have chang'd his doom,
Not forc't him wander, but confin'd him home :

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Like Jews they spread, and as infection fly,

As if the Devil had Ubiquity.

Hence 'tis they Uve at Rovers, and defie

This or that place, Rags of Geography.

They'r Citizens o'th' world ; they'r all in all,

Scotland's a Nation EpidemicalL

And yet they ramble not, to learn the mode

How to be drest, or how to lisp abroad ;

To return knowing in the Spanish shrug,

Or which of the Dutch States a double Jug

Resembles most, in belly, or in beard ;

(The Card by which the Marriners are steer'd.)

No, the Scots-Errant fight, and fight to eat,

Their Ostrich-stomachs make their Swords their meat :

Nature with Scots, as Tooth-drawers hath dealt,

Who use to hang their teeth upon their Belt.

Yet wonder not at this their happy choise,

The Serpent's fatall still to Paradise.

Sure England hath the Hemeroids, and these

On the North posture of the patient seize.

Like Leeches : thus thy Physically thirst

After our bloud, but in the cure shall burst.

Let them not think to make us run o'th' score,

To purchase villanage as once before,

When an Act pass'd to stroak them on the head,

Call them good Subjects, buy them Gingerbread ;

Nor Gold, nor Acts of grace, 'tis Steel must tame

The stubborn Scot : a Prince that would reclaim

Rebells by yielding, doth like him, (or worse)

Who sadled his own back, to shame his horse.

Was it for this you left your leaner soil.
Thus to lard Israel with yEgypts spoyle ?
They are the Gospels Life guard : but for them
The Garrison oi ns.^ Jerusalem !

2i8 Rump Songs. Part I

What would the Brethren do? the Cause ! the Cause !

Sack possets, and the Fundamental Laws !

Lord ! what a goodly thing is want of shirts !

How a 6V^/(r//-stomach, and no meat, converts !

They wanted food and raiment, so they took

Religion for their Seamstresse and their Cook.

Unmask them well, their honours and estate,

As well as conscience are sophisticate.

Shrive but their titles, and their money poize,

A Laird & twenty pounds pronounc'd with noise,

When constru'd, but for a plain Yeoman go,

And a good sober two-pence, and well so.

Hence then you proud Impostors, get you gone,

You Picts in Gentry and Devotion ;

You scandal to the stock of Verse, a race

Able to bring the Gibbet in disgrace.

Hyper bohis by suffering did traduce

The Ostracism, and sham'd it out of use.

The Indiafi, that Heaven did forsware,

Because he heard the Spajiiards were there.

Had he but known what Scots in Hell had been,

He would, Erasmiis-X\^Q., have hung between :

My Muse hath done. A voider for the nonce ;

I wrong the Devil should I pick their bones.

That dish is his, for when the Scots decease,

Hell, like their Nation, feeds on Barnacles.
A Scot, when from the Gallow-tree got loose,
Drops into Styx, and turns a Soland-Goose.

Part I. Rump Songs. 219

The Scots Apostasie.

IS't come to this ? what shall the cheeks of fame,
Stretcht with the breath of learned Londons name,
Be flag'd again ? and tliat great piece of sence.
As rich in Loyalty and Eloquence,
Brought to the Test, be found a trick of State ?
Like Chymists tinctures, prov'd adulterate ?
The Devil sure such language did atchieve.
To cheat our un-forwarned Grandam Eve^
As this impostour found out, to besot
Th' experienc'd English to believe a Scot.
Who reconcil'd the Covenants doubtfuU sence?
The Commons argument, or the Cities pence ?
Or did you doubt persistance in one good
Would spoyle the fabrick of your Brotherhood,
Projected first in such a forge of sin.
Was fit for the grand Devils hammering ?
Or was't ambition that this damned fact
Should tell the world you know the sins you act ?
The infamy this super-treason brings,
Blasts more than murders of your sixty Kings ;
A crime so black, as being advis'dly done.
Those hold with these no competition.
Kings only suffefd then, in this doth lye
Th' Assassination of Monarchy.
Beyond this sin no one step can be trod,
If not t'attempt deposing of your God :
Oh were you so ingag'd, that we might see
Heavens angry lightning 'bout your ears to flee.

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Till you were shrivel'd to dust, and your cold Land,

Parcht to a drought beyond the Lybian sand !

But 'tis reserv'd, till Heaven plague you worse :

Be Objects of an Epidemick curse.

First, may your Brethren, to whose viler ends

Your power hath bawded, cease to be your

friends ;
And prompted by the dictate of their reason,
Reproach the Traytors though they hug the Treason.
And may their jealousies increase and breed,
Till they confine your steps beyond the Tweed.
In forrain Nations may your loath'd name be
A stigmatizing brand of infamy ;
Till forc'd by general hate, you cease to rome
The world, and for a plague to live at home :
Till you resume your poverty, and be
Reduc'd to beg where none can be so free
To grant ; and may your scabby Land be all
Translated to a general Hospitall,
Let not the Sun afford one gentle ray.
To give you comfort of a Summers day ;
But, as a guerdon for your Trayterous War,
Live chensh'd only by the Northern star.
No stranger deign to visit your rude coast,
And be to all but banisht men, as lost
And such in heightning of the infliction due.
Let provok'd Princes send them all to you.
Your State a Chaos be, where not the Law,
But power, your lives and liberties may aw.
No Subject 'mongst you keep a quiet brest.
But each man strive through bloud to be the best ;
Till, for those miseries on us you've brought.
By your own Sword our just revenge be wrought.

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To sum up all let your Religion be

As your Allegiance, mask'd hypocrisie :
Untill, when Charles shall be compos'd in dust,
Perfum'd with Epithetes of good a.ndjusl;
HE saVd, incensed Heaven may have forgot
T' afford one act of mercy to a Seol,
Unlesse that Seol deny himself, and do
(What's easier far) renounce his Nation too.

The Scots Arrears.

FOur hundred thousand pounds !
A lusty Bag indeed :
Was't ever known so vast a Sum
Ere past the River Tweede ?

Great pity it is, I swear.

Whole Carts was thither sent,
Where hardly two in fifty knew,

What Forty shillings meant :
But 'twas to some perceiv'd,

Three Kingdoms were undone.
And those that sit here thought it fit.

To settle them one by one.
Now Ireland hath no haste.

So there they'le not begin ;
The Scotish ayde must first be paid,

For ye came freely in,
And William Lilly writes

Who writes the truth you know ;
In frosty weather they marched hither,

Up to the chins in snow.

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Free quarter at excesse,

They do not weigh a feather,
Those Crowns for coals, brought in by shoals ;

Scarce kept their men together,
Of Plunder they esteem

As trifles of no worth,
Of force ye dote, because recruit

Issued no faster forth.
If once this Cash is paid,

I hope the Scot be spedd.
He need not steal, but fairly deal,

Both to be cloth'd and fedd.
Our sheep and Oxen may

Safe in their pastures stand,
What need they filch the cow

That's milch to sojourn in their land.

I wonder much the Scot

With this defiles his hand,
Because the summ's a price of Rome,

Rais'd out of the Bishops lands ;
But too too well ye know

To what intent they in come ;
'Twas not their pains produc'd this gains,

'Twas sent to pack them home :
Methinks I hear them laugh

To see how matters proved,
And give a shout, it so fell out.

Ye were more fear'd than loved.
If Jockey after this

Reneaginge hath forgot,
From antient sires, he much retires,

And shows himself no Scot.

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A SONG
On tlie Schismatick ROTUNDOS.

ONce I a curious Eye did fix,
To observe the tricks
Of the Schismaticks of the Times,
To find out which of them

Was the merriest Theme,
And best would befit my Rimes ;
Arminius I found solid,

Socinians were not stolid,
Much Learning for Papists did stickle.

But ah, ah, ha ha ha ha Rotundos rot,
ah, ha Jia ha ha ha Rotundos rot,
^Tis you that my spleen doth tickle.

And first to tell must not be forgot,

How I once did trot
With a great Zealot to a Lecture,
Where I a Tub did view,

Hung with apron blew ;
'Twas the Preachers as I conjecture,
His Use and his Doctrine too
Were of no other hue,
Though he spake in a tone most mickle :

But ah, ha ha ha, &c.

He taught amongst other prety things

That the Book of Kings
Small benefit brings to the godly.

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Beside he had some grudges

At the Book of Judges,
And talkt of Leviticus odly,
Wisedome most of all

He declares Apocryphal,
Beat Bell and the Dragon, like Michael.

But ah, ah, ha ha ha ha, &c.

'Gainst Humane Learning next he envyes,

And almost boldly say's,
'Tis that which destroyes Inspiration,
Let superstitious sence

And wit be banished hence^
With Popish Predomination
Cut Bishops down in hast,

And Cathedrals as fast
As Com that's fit for the sickle :

But ah, ah, ha ha ha ha Rotundos rot,
ah, ha ha ha ha ha Rotundos rot,
^ Tis you that my spleen doth tickle.

Cromwell's Panegyrick.

SHall Presbyterian Bells ring Cromwels praise,
While we stand still and do no Trophyes raise
Unto his lasting name ? Then may we be
Hung like the Bells for our dependencie.
Well may his Nose, that is Dominicall,
Take pepper in't, to see no Pen at all
Stir to applaud his merits, who hath lent
Such valour, to erect a Monument

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Of lasting praise ; whose name shall never dye,
While England has a Church, or Monarchy.
He whom the laurell'd Army home did bring
Riding triumphant o're his conquer'd King,
He is the Generals Cypher now ; and when
Hee's joyn'd to him, he makes that One a Ten.
The Kingdoms Saint ; England no more shall stir
To cry St. George, but now St. Oliver.
Hee's the Realm Ensign ; and who goes to wring
His Nose, is forc'd to cry, God save the King.
He that can rout an Army with his name,
And take a City, ere he views the same :
His Souldiers may want bread, but n'ere shall fear
XWhile hee's their General,) the want of Beer ;
No Wonder they wore Bayes, his Brewing-fat
{Helicon-X^Q) make Poets Laureat.
When Brains in those. Castalian liquors swim,
We sing no Heathenish Pean, but a Hymne ;
And that by th' Spirit too, for who can chuse
But sing Hosanna to this King of Jewes ?
Tremble you Scotish Zealots, you that han't
Freed any Conscience from your Covenant :
That for those bal'd Appellatives of Cause,
Religion, and the Fundamaital Laws,
Have puU'd the old Episcopacy down,
And as the Miter, so you'le serve the Crown.
You that have made the Cap to th' Bonnet vailc
And made the Head a Servant to the Taile.
And you curst spawne of Publicans, that sit
In every County, as a plague to it ;
That with your Yeomen Sequestrating Knaves,
Have made whole Counties beggerly, and Slaves.
You Synod, that have sate so long to know
Whether we must believe in God, or no ;

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You that have torn the Church, and sate t' impaire

The Ten Commandements, the Creed, the Prayer ;

And made your honors pull down Heavens glory,

While you set up that Calfe, your Dhxctory : P

We shall no wicked Jews-ear'd Elders want,

This Army's built of Churches Militant :

These are new Tribes of Levi ; for they be

Clergy, yet of no Universitie.

Pull down your Crests, for every bird shall gather,

From your usurping back, a stoUen feather.

Your great Lay Levite, whose great Margent tires

The patient Reader, while he blots whole quires.

Nay reams witli Treason ; and with Nonsence too,

To justifie what e're you say or do :

Whose circumcised ears are hardly grown

Ripe for another Persecution :

He must to Scotland for another paire ;

For he will lose these, if he tarry here.

Burges that Reverend Presbydean of Pauls,

Must (with his Poundage) leave his Cure of Souls,

And into Scotland trot, that he may pick

Out of that Kirk, a nick-nam'd Bishoprick.

The Protean Hypocrites, that will ne're bum.

Must here, or else at Tyburn take a turn.

And Will, the Conqueror in a Scotish dance

Must lead his running Army into France.

Or he and's Juncto among those Crews

In Holland build a Synagogue of Jewes,

And spread Rebellion ; Great Alexander

Fears not a Pillory, like this Commander.

And Bedlam John, that at his Clerks so raves.

Using them not like servants, but like slaves.

He that so freely rail'd against his Prince,

Call'd him dissembling subtile Knave, and since

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Has stil'd the whole Army Bankrupts ; said, that none

Of their Estates were equal to his own :

He that was by a strong Ambition led

To set himself upon the Cities head :

But when he has restor'd his both-side fees,

Hee'l be as poor, or they as rich as hee's.

And that still-gaping Tophet Goldsmiths Hall,

With all his Furies, shall to mine fall.

Wee'l be no more guU'd by that Popish story,

But shall reach Heav'n without that Purgatory :

What Honour does he merit ? what Renown ?

By whom all these Oppression are pull'd down.

And such a Government is like to be

In Church and State, as eye did never see :

Magicians hold, hee'l set up Common-prayer ;

Looking in's face they find the Rubrick there.

His Name shall never dye by fire nor floud,

But in Church-windows stand, where Pictures stood.

And if his Soul lothing that house of clay.

Shall to another Kingdom march away,

Under some Barnes floor his bones shall lye.

Who Churches did, and Monuments defie :

Where the rude Thrasher with much knocking on,

Shall wake him at the Resurrection.

And on his Grave since there must be no Stone,
Shall stand this Epitaph ; That he has none.

Part I.

The Scotch War.

WHen first the Scottish War began
The English man, we did trepan, with Pellit and
Pike,
The bonny blythe and cunning Scot
Had then a Plot, which they did not, well smell, it's

like ;
Although he could neither write, nor read,
Yet our General Lashly cross'd the Tweed
With his gay gangh of Blew-caps all.
And we marcht with our Generall ;
We took New-castle in a trice,
But we thought it had been Paradice,
They did look all so bonny and gay,
Till we took all their Pillage away.

Then did we streight to plundering fall

Of great and small, for were all most valiant that day ;

KxsAJimiy in her Satten Gown the best in Town,

From Heel to Crown was gallant and gay ;

Our silks and sweets made such a smother.

Next day we knew not one another :

Y ox Jackie did never so shine.

And Jinny was never so fine ;

A geud faith a gat a ged Beaver then,

But it's beat into a Blew-cap agen

By a Redcoat, that did still cry. Rag,

And a red snowt, a the Deel aw the Crag.

The Efiglish raised an Army streight

With mickle state, and we did wate to face them as well ;

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Then every valiant Musquet man put fire in pan,

And we began to lace them as well ;

But before the Sparks were made a Cole,

They did every man pay for his Pole ;

Then their bought Land we lent them agen,

Into Scotland we went ^vith our men ;

•We were paid by all, both Peasant and Prince,

But I think we have soundly paid for it since,

For our Silver is wasted, Sir, all,

And our Silks hang in Westminster Hall.

The Godly Presbyterian, that holy man,

The War began with Bishop and King,

AVhere we like Waiters at a Feast

But not the least of all the guest, must dish up the thing,

We did take a Covenant to pull down

The Cross, the Crosier, and the Crown,

With the Rochet the Bishop did bear.

And the Smock that his Chaplain did wear :

But now the Covenant's gone to \vrack.

They say, it looks like an old Almanack,

Y or Jockie is grown out of date.

And. Jinny is thrown out of late.

I must confesse the holy firk did only work

Upon our Kirk for silver and meat,

Which made us come with aw our broods.

Venter our bloods for aw your goods, to pilfer & cheat ;

But we see what covetousness doth bring.

For we lost our selves when we sold our King ;

And alack now and welly we cry,

Our backs mow and bellies must dye ;

We fought for food, and not vain-glory.

And so there's an end of a Scottish mans Story ;

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I curse all your Silver and Gold,
Aw the worst tale that ever was told.

The Power of Money.

TIs not the silver nor gold for it self
That makes men adore it, but 'tis for its
power :
For no man does doat upon pelf because pelf,

But all Court the Lady in hope of her dower :
The wonders that now in ovu: dayes we behold.
Done by the irresistable power of gold.
Our Zeal, and our Love, and Allegiance do hold.

This piu-chaseth Kingdoms, Kings, Scepters, and

Crowns ;
Wins Battels, and conquers the Conquerors bold ;
Takes Bulwarks, and Castles, and Cities, and

Towns,
And our prime Laws are writ in letters of gold ;
Tis this that our Parliament calls and creates,
Turns Kings into Keepers, and Kingdomes to

States,
And peopledomes these into highdomes translates.

This made our black Synod to sit still so long,
To make themselves rich, by making us poor ;

This made our bold Army so daring and strong.
And made them turn them, like Geese, out of
door;

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'Twas this made our Covenant-makers to make

it,
And this made our Priests for to make us to

take it,
And this made both Makers and Takers for

sake it

'Twas this spawn'd the dunghill Crew of Committees

and 'strators,
Who live by picking the Crockadile Parliaments

gums;
This first made, and then prospered the Rebells and

Traytors,
And made Gentry of those that were the Nations

scums :
This Herald gives Armes not for merit, but store,
And gives Coats to those that did sell Coats

before.
If their pockets be but lin'd well with argent and

ore.

This, plots can devise, and discover what they
are ;
This, makes the great Fellons the lesser con-
demn ;
This, sets those on the Bench, that should stand at
the Bar,
Who Judge such as by right ought to Execute
them ;
Gives the boysterous Clown his unsufferable pride,
Makes Beggars, and Fools, and Usurpers to ride,
Whiles niin'd Propriators run by their side.

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Stamp either the Armes of the State or the King,

St. George or the Breeches, C. R. or O. P.
The Cross or the Fiddle, 'tis all the same thing ;

This, still is the Queen whosoe'er the King be ;
This, lines our Religion, builds Doctrine & Truth,
With Zeal and the Spirit the factious endueth,
To club with St. Katharine, or sweet Sister Ruth.

'Tis money makes Lawyers give Judgement, or

plead
On this side, or that side, on both sides, or

neither ;
This makes young men Clerks that can scarce write or

read,
And spawns arbitrary Orders as various as the

weather ;
This makes your blew Lecturers pray, preach, and

prate
Without reason or sence against Church, King, or

State,
To shew the thin lining of his twice-covered pate.

'Tis money makes Earls, Lords, Knights, and

Esquires
Without breeding, descent, wit, learning, or merit ;
This makes Ropers, and Ale-drapers, Sheriffs of

Shires,
Whose trade is not so low, nor so base as their

spirit :
This Justices makes, and wise ones we know,
Furr'd Aldermen too, and Mayors also ;
This makes the old Wife trot, and makes the Mare

to go.

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This makes your blew aprons Right Worshipful! ;

And for this we stand bare, and before them do fall ;
They leave their young heirs well fleeced with wooU,

Whom we must call Squires, and then they pay all :
Who with beggarly souls, though their bodies be gawdy,
Court the pale Chamber-maid, and nick-name her a Lady,
And for want of good wit, they do swear and talk bawdy.

This Manages makes, 'tis a Center of love,

It draws on the man, and it pricks up the woman

Birth, virtue, and parts no affection can move.

Whilst this makes a Lord stoop to the Brat of a Broom-
man;

This gives virtue and beauty to the Lasses that you wooe,

Makes women of all sorts and ages to do ;

'Tis the soul of the world, and the worldling too.

This procures us whores, hawks, hounds and hares ;

'Tis this keeps your Groom, and your Groom keeps
your Gelding ;
This built Citizens Wives, as well as wares ;

And this makes your coy Lady so coming and yielding;
This buys us good Sack, which revives like the spring,
'Tis this your Poetical fancies do bring ;
And this makes you as merry as we that do sing.

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Contentment.

WHat though the ill times do run crosse to our will,
And Fortune still frowTi upon us,
Our hearts are our own, and shall be so still.

A fig for the plagues they lay on us ;
Let us take t'other cup, to chear our hearts up.

And let it be purest Canary ;
We'll ne'er shrink nor care, at the Crosses we bear.
Let them plague us untill they be weary.

What though we are made both Beggars and Slaves ?

Let's endure it, and stoutly drink on't,
'Tis our comfort we suffer 'cause we won't be Knaves,

Redemption will come e're we think on't ;
We must flatter and fear, those that over us are,

And make them believe that we love them.
When their Tyranny is past, we can serve them at last,

As they have serv'd those have been above them.

Let the Levites go preach for the Goose or the Pig,

To drink Wine at Christmas or Easter :
The Doctor may labour our lives to new trig.

And make Nature fast while we feast her ;
The Lawyer may bawl, out his Lungs and his Gall

For Plaintiff, and for Defendant,
At his Book the Scholar lye, while with Plato he dye

With an ugly hard word at the end on't.

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Then here's to the man that delights m'solfay

For Sack is his only Rozin.
A load of hey ho, is not worth a ha ha.

He's a man for my money that draws in ;
Then a pin for the muck, and a pin for ill luck,

'Tis better be blithe and frolick.
Than sigh out our breath, and invite our own death

By the Gout, or the Stone, or the CoUick.

On tJie Goldsmiths Committee.

COm Drawer, some wine,
Or wee'll pull down the Sign,
For we are all joviall Compounders :
We'll make the house ring,
With healths to our KING,

And confusion light on his Confounders.

Since Goldsmiths Conraiittee
Affords us no pitty.

Our sorrows in wine we will steep 'um.
They force us to take
Two Oaths, but wee'll make

A third, that we ne'er meant to keep 'um.

And next, who e're sees
We drink on our knees.

To the King, may he thirst that repines :
A fig for those Traytors
That look to our waters.

They have nothing to do with our Wines.

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And next, here's a Cup
To the Queen, fill it up,

Were it poyson we would make an end on't :
May Charles and she meet.
And tread under feet

Both Presbyter and Independent.

To the Prince, and all others,
His Sisters and Brothers,

As low in condition as high bom,
We'll drink this, and pray
That shortly they may

See all them that wrongs them at Tyburn.

And next, here's three bouls
To all gallant souls.

That for the King did, and will venter ;
May they flourish when those
That are his, and their foes.

Are hang'd and ram'd down to the Center.

And next, let a Glasse
To our undoers passe,

Attended with two or three Curses :
May plagues sent firom Hell
Stuff their bodies as well

As the Cavaliers coyn doth their purses.

May the Cannibals of Pym
Eat them up limb by limb.

Or a hot Feaver scorch 'um to embers ;
Pox keep 'um in bed
Untill they are dead.

And repent for the losse of their Members.

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And may they be found
In all to abound,

Both with Heaven and the Countries anger,
May they never want Fractions,
Doubts, Fears, and Distractions,

Till the Gallow-tree choaks them from danger.

The mad Zealot.

AM I mad, O noble Festus,
When Zeal and godly knowledge
Have put me in hope
To deal with the Pope,
As well as the best in the Colledge ?

Boldly I preach, hate a Crosse, hate a Surplice,

Miters, Copes, and Rochets :

Come hear me pray nine times a day.

And fill your Jieads with Crochets.

In the house of pure Emanuel
I had my Education,
Where my friends surmise
I dazell'd mine eyes
With the light of Revelation.
Boldly I preach, crc.

They bound me like a Bedlam,
They lasht my four poor quarters ;
Whilst thus I endure.
Faith makes me sure
To be one of Foxes Martyrs.
Boldly I preach, o^c.

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These injuries I suflfer
Through Antichrists perswasions ;
Take off this Chain,
Neither Rome nor Spam
Can resist my strong invasions.
Boldly I preach, ^c.

Of the beasts ten horns (God blesse us !)
I have knock'd off three akeady :
If they let them alone,
I'le leave him none :
But they say I am too heady.
Boldly I preach, ^c.

When I sack'd the seven-hill'd City,
I met the great red Dragon ;
I kept him aloof
With the armour of proof,
Though here I have never a rag on.
Boldly I preach, &'c.

With a fiery Sword and Target
There fought I with this Monster :
But the sons of Pride
My Zeal deride,
And all my deeds misconster.
Boldly I preach, d^c.

I unhors'd the Whore of BaM
With the Lance of Inspirations :
I made her stink,
And spill her drink
In the cup of Abominations,
Boldly I preach, ^c.

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I have seen two in a Vision,
With a flying Book between them :
I have been in despair
Five times a year,
And cur'd by reading Greenham,
Boldly I preach, &'c.

I observ'd in Perkins Tables
The black Lines of Damnation,
Those crooked veins
So stuck in my Brains,
That I fear'd my Reprobation,
Boldly I preach, 6^r.

In the holy tongue of Canaan
I plac'd my chiefest pleasure.
Till I prickt my foot
With an Hebrew root.
That I bled beyond all measure.
Boldly I preach, ^^c.

I appear'd before th' Archbishop,
And all the High Commission :
I gave him no Grace,
But told him to his face
That he favour'd Superstition.

Boldly I preach, hate a Crosse, hate a Surplice,

Miters, Copes, and Rochets :

Come hear me pray nine times a day.

And fill your heads with Crotchets.

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Of banishing the Ladies out of Town.

A Story strange I will unfold,
Then which a sadder ne're was told,
How the Ladies were from London sent,
With mickle woe and discontent.

A heart of Marble would have bled.
To see this rout of white and red,

Both York and La?icaster must fly,
With all their painted Monarchy.

Those faces which men so much prize,

In Mrs. Gibbes her Liveries,
Must leave their false and borrowed hue,

And put on grief that's only true.

4-
Those pretty patches long and round,

Which covered all that was not sound
Must be forgotten at the Farmes,

As useless and suspicious charmes.

Now we must leave all our Designes,

That were contriv'd within the Hnes ;
Communication is deny'd.

If to our Husbands we be try'd.

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6.
And here's the misery alone,

We must have nothing but our own,
Oh give us Liberty, and we

Will never ask propriety.

Alas how can a Kisse be sent,

From Rocky Cornwall into Kent ?
Or how can Sussex stretch an arm

To keep a Northern servant warm.

8.
Oh London ! Centre of all Mirth,

Th' Epitome of English Earth ;
All Provinces are in the streets.

And Warwick-shire with Essex meets.

9-
Then farewell Queen-street^ and the Fields,

And Garden that such pleasure yields,
Oh who would such fair Lodgings change,

To nestle in a plunder'd Grange !

10.

Farewell good places old and new.
And Oxford Kates once more adieu ;

But it goes unto our very hearts.
To leave the Cheese-cakes and the Tarts

II.

Farewell Bridge-foot and Bear thereby,
And those bald-pates that stand so high,

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We wish it from our very Souls,
That other Heads were on those powles.

12.

But whether hands of Parliament,
Or of Husbands, we're content,

Since all alike such Traytors be,
Both against us and Monarchy.

Loyalty confirCd.

BEat on proud Billowes, Boreas Blow,
Swell curled Waves, high as Tovis roof.
Your incivility doth shew,
That innocence is tempest proof,

Though surely Nereus frown, my thoughts are calm,
Then strike affliction, for thy wounds are balm.

That which the world miscalls a Goale,

A private Closet is to me,

Whilst a good Conscience is my Baile,

And Innocence my Liberty :

Locks Barres and Solitude together met,
Make me no Prisoner but an Anchorit.

I whil'st I wish'd to be retir'd
Into this private room was tum'd,
As if their wisedomes had conspir'd,
The Salamander should be bum'd.

Or kike a Sophy yet would drown a fish,

I am constrain'd to suffer what I wish.

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The Cynick hugs his poverty,
The Pelican her wilderness,
And 'tis the Indians pride to be
Naked on frozen Caucasus.

Contentment cannot smart, Stoicks we see

Make torments easie to their Apathy.

These Menacles upon my Arm,

I as my Mistris's favours wear ;

And for to keep my Ankles warm,

I have some Iron Shackles there.
These walls are but my Garrison j this Cell
Which men call Goal, doth prove my Cittadel.

So he that strook zX/asons life,

Thinking he had his purpose sure :

By a malicious friendly Knife,

Did only wound him to a cure.
Malice I see wants wit, for what is meant,
Mischief oft-times, proves favour by th' event.

I'me in this Cabinet lockt up.

Like some high-prized Margaret,

Or like some great Mogul or Pope,

Are cloystered up from publick sight.
Retirement is a piece of Majesty,
And thus proud Sultan, I'me as great as thee.

Here sin for want of food must starve,

Where tempting Objects are not seen ;

And these strong Walls do only serve.

To keep Vice out, and keep me in.
Malice of late's grown charitable sure,
I'me not committed, but I'me kept secure.

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Whence once my Prince affliction hath,

Prosperity doth Treason seem ;

And for to smooth so tough a Path,

I can learn Patience from him.

Now not to suffer, shews no Loyal heart,

When Kings wants ease, Subjects must bear a part.

Have you not seen the Nightingale,

A Pilgrim koopt into a Cage,

How doth she chant her wonted tale,

In that her narrow hermitage.

Even then her charming melody doth prove.
That all her Boughs are Trees, her Cage a Grove.

My soul is free as the ambient aire,
Although my baser part's immur'd,
Whilest Loyal thoughts do still repair,
T' accompany my Solitude.

And though immur'd, yet I can chirp and sing,

Disgrace to Rebels, glory to my King.

What though I cannot see my King,
Neither in his Person or his Coyne,
Vet contemplation is a thing,
That renders what I have not mine.

My King from me, what Adamant can part,

Whom I do wear engraven on my heart.

I am that Bird whom they combine.
Thus to deprive of Liberty ;
But though they do my Corps confine.
Yet maugre hate, my Soul is free.

Although Rebellion do my Body bind,

My King can only captivate my mind.

Part I. Rump Songs. 245

On the demolishing the Forts.

IS this the end of all the toil,
And labour of the Town ?
And did our Bulwarks rise so high
Thus low to tumble down r*

All things go by contraries now,

We fight to still the Nation,
Who build Forts to pull down Popery,

Pull down for Edification.

The Independents tenets, and

The wayes so pleasing be.
Our City won't be bound about,

But stands for Liberty.

The Popish doctrine shall no more

Prevail within our Nation ;
For now we see that by our works,

There is no Justification.

What an Almighty army's this,

How worthy of our praysing,
That with one Vote can blow down that

All we so long were raising !

Yet let's not wonder at this Change,

For thus 'twill be with all.
These works did lift themselves too high.

And Pride must have a fall.

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And when both Houses vote agen,

The Cavies to be gone,
Nor dare to come within the lines

Of Communication.

They must reserve the sense or else,

Referr't to the Divines,
And they had need sit seven years more

Ere they can read those lines.

They went to make a Gotham on't,

For now they did begin
To build these mighty banks about.

To keep the Cuckoes in.

Alas what need they take such pains !

For why a Cucko here
Might find so many of his Mates,

Hee'l sing here all the year.

Has Isaac owe L. Maior, L. Maior^
With Tradesmen and his Wenches,

Spent so much time, and Cakes and Beer,
To edifie these Trenches !

All trades did shew their skill in this.

Each Wife an Engineer ;
The Mairess took the tool in hand.

The maids the stones did bear.

These Bulwarks stood for Popery,

And yet we never fear'd um.
And now they worship and fall down,

Before those Calves that rear'd 'um.

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But though for Superstition,

The Crosses have been down'd,
Who'ld think these works would Popish turn,

That ever have been round ?

This spoyles our Palmistry ; for when

Wee'l read the Cities fate,
We find nor Lines nor Crosses now,

As it hath had of late.

No wonder that the Aldermen,

Will no more mony lend,
When they that in this seven years.

Such learned works have pen'd.

Now to debase their lofty lines.

In which the wits deUghted,
'Tis thought they*l nere turn Poets more.

Because their works are slighted.

These to a dolefull tune are set,

For they that in the town.
Did every where cry Up go we.

Now they must sing down down.

But if that Tyburn do remain.

When tother slighted be,
The Cits will thither flock and sing.

Hay, hay, then up go we.

248 Rump Songs. Part I.

Upon Routing the Scots Army.

A SONG.

To the Tune of Through the Wood Lady.

CAm lend, lend y'are lugs Joes, an Ise speak a Song,
Sing heome agen Jocky, sing heome agen Jocky,
O hes velient Acts an hes Prowes emong,
Sing heome agen heome agen O valent Jocky.

Sirs, Jocki^s a Man held a mickle Note,

Sing heome agen Jocky, &>c.
Tha Breech o tha Covenant stuck in hes Throte,

Sing heome agen, heome agen, ^c.

3-
"Foxjockie was riteous, whilk ye wad admire,

Sing heome agen Jocky, &>c.
A fooght for tha Kirk, bet a plunder'd tha Quire

Sing heome agen Jocky, &'C.

4-
Anjockie waxt roth, and toll Anglandz. cam,

Sir^ heome agen Jocky, ^c.
Fro whence hee'd return, but alack a is lame,

Sing heome agen Jocky, ^c.

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5.
An Jockie was armed fro topp toll to toe,

Sing heome agen Jocky, &•€.
Wi a po're o Men and th'are geod D I tro,

Sing heome agen Jocky, 6-^.

6.
So valent I wis they were, an sa prat,

Sing heome agen Jocky, e^^.
Ne Cock nor Hen durst stand in thare gat,

Sing heome agen Jocky, &>€.

7-
In every strete thay ded sa flutter.

Sing heome agen Jocky, &=€.
Ne Child durst shaw his Bred and Butter,

Sing heome agen, Jocky, dfc.

8.
Whan th' Anglish Forces they her'd on o're night,

Sing heome again Jocky, &=€.
Next Mome thay hamest themsels for a fight.

Sing heome agen, heome agen, 6v.

9-
Thare D wes tha Mon that wad be sen stoot,

Sing heome agen, Jocky, ^c.
He feas't tham awhile, then tum'd Ars's about.

Sing heome agen, heome agen, &>€.

10.

Tha Men that ater this valent Scot went.
Sing heome agen Jocky, dt'c.

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Had ner foond him oout, bet by a strong sent,
Sing heome agen, heome agen O valent Jocky.

Bet se tha reward 6 that Cowardly Crue,

Sing heome agen Jocky, &>€.
Thare Countremon Ballatine sent 'em to Corfem,

Not home agen, home agen, O slavish Jocky.

The disloyal Timist.

NOw our holy Wars are don,
Betwixt the Father and the Son ;
And since we have by righteous fate,
Distrest a Monarch and his Mate.
And first their heirs fly into France
To weep out their Inheritance ;

Let's set open all our Packs,
Which contain ten thousand wracks ;
Cast on the shore of the red Sea
Of Naseby, and of Newbery.
If then you will come provided with Gold,
We dwell
Close by Hell,
Where wee'l sell
What you wU,
That is ill ;
For Charity waxeth cold.

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Hast thou done murther, or bloud spilt,

We can soon giv't another name,

That will keep thee from all blame :

But be it still provided thus,

That thou hast once been one of us ;

Gold is the God that shall pardon the Guilt,

For we have

What shall save

Thee from th' Grave,

Since the Law

We can awe ;
Although a famous Prince's bloud were spilt.

If a Church thou hast bereft
Of its Plate, 'tis holy-theft ;
Or for Zeal-sake, if thou beest
Prompted on to take a Priest ;
Gold is a sure prevailing Advocate :

Then come

Bring a summe,

Law is dumb :

And submits,

To our wits ;
For it's Policy guides a State.

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A Medley,

ROom for a Gamester that plays at all he sees,
Whose fickle faith is fram'd, Sir, to fit such times as
these ;
One that cryes Amen, to ev'ry factious Prayer,
From Hugh Peters Pulpit, to St. Peters Chair :
One that can comply with Crosier and with Crown ;
And yet can bouze
A fiill carouze.
While bottles tumble down,
Dery down.

This is the way to trample without trembling.

Since Sycophants only secure ;
Covenants and Oaths are badges of dissembling,
'Tis the Politique pulls down the pure :
To plunder and pray.
To protest and betray
Are the only ready wayes to be great.
Flattering will do the feat :
Ne're go, ne're stir
Have ventred farther.
Then the greatest o' th' Damme's in the Town,
From a Copper to a Crown.

I am in an excellent homor now to think well,
And I'me in another humor now to drink well ;

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Fill us up a Beer-bowl boy,
That we drink it merrily ;
And let none other see,
Nor cause to understand,
For if we do, 'tis ten to one we are Trepand.

4-
Come fill us up a brace of Quarts,
Whose Anagram is call'd true hearts ;
If all were true as I would hav't,
And Britain were cured of its humor,
Then I should very well like my fate,
And drink off my Wine at a freer rate,
Without any noise or tumor ;
And then I should fix ray humor.

5-
But since 'tis no such matter, change your hue,
I may cog and flatter, so may you ;

Religion

Is a wigeon,

And reason

Is Treason ;
And he that hath a Noble heart may bid the world adieu.

6.
We must be like the Scotish man,
Who with intent to beat down schism.
Brought forth a Presbyterian,
A Canon and a Catechism.
I f Beuk wont do't, then Jockie shoot.
The Kirk of Scotland doth command ;
.\nd what hath been, since he come in,
I am sure we ha' cause to understand.

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A Medley of the Nations.

The Scot.

I Am the bonny Scot Sir,
My name is Micklejohn ;
'Tis I was in the Plot Sir
When first the Wars began :
I left the Court one thousand
Six hundred forty one ;

But since the flight

At Worsier fight
We are aw undone.
I^serv'd my Lord and Master
When as he liv'd at home,
Untill by sad disaster
He receiv'd his doom ;

But now we fink,

Uds bred I think
The Deel's gat in his room,

He ne man spares.

But stamps and stares
At all Christendom.

I have travel' d mickle grounds,
Since I came from Worster bounds,.
I have gang'd the jolly rounds
Of the neighbouring Nations ;

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And what their opinions are
Of the Scotch and English war,
In geed faith I sal declare,
And their approbations.
Jockie swears
He has his load,
Bears the rod,
Comes from God,
And complaints go very odd
Since the siege at Worster ;
We were wounded
Tag and rag,
Foot and leg,
Wemb and crag ;
Hark I hear the Dutchman brag.
And begin to bluster.

The Dutch.

Uds Sacrament, sal Hoghen Moghen States

Strike down der top sails unto puny Powers ;

Ten twosand tun of Tivel Dammy Fates,

If dat der Ships and Goods prove not all ours ;

Since dat bloot and wounds do delight dem,

Tararara Trumpet sounds.

Let Van Tromp go fort and fight dem ;

All de States shall first be crown 'd,

English Skellam fight not on goat side ;

Out at last the Flemitu bear,

Dey ha' giv'n us sush a broad side ;

Dat ick sal be forc't to retreat,

See de French man he comes in corapleat.

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The French.

4-
By Gat Mounsieur 'tis much in vain
For Dushland, France, or Spain,
To crosse de English main ;
De Nation now is grown so strong,
De Divla er't be long
Must learna de same tongue.
'Tis bettra den far to combine,

To sel dem Wine,
And teasha dem to make der Laty fine ;
We'll teash dem for to trip and minsh,

To kick and winsh,
For by de Sword we never sal convince,
Since every Brewer dere can beat a Prince.

The Spaniard.

5-
What are the English to quarrel so prone,
Dat dey cannot now adayes let deir neighbour alone,
And sal de Grave and the Catholick King,
Before ever dus control'd wid a sword and a sling ;
Sal bode de Indias be left unto de sway,
And purity a dose dat do plunder and pray ;
E're dat we will suffer such affronts for to be,
We'll tumble dem down, as you sal sennon see :

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The Welsh.

Taffy was once a Cottamighty of Wales^

Put her Cosin 0. P. was a Greater,

Was come in her Country Catsspluttery nailes,

Was take her welch hook and was peat her ;

Was eat up her Sheese,

Her Tuck and her Geese,

Her Pick, her Capon was ty for't ;

Ap Richard, ap Owen, ap Morgan, ap Stefen,

Ap Shenkin, ap Powel was fly for't.

The Irish.

7-
O hone, O hone, poor Teg and shone,

O hone may howl and cry,
St. Patrick help dy Country men.

Or fait and trot we dye ;
De English steal our hoart of Vsquebagh,
Dey put us to de sword all in Dewguedagh :
Help us St. Patrick we ha no Saint at all but dee,
O let us cry no more, O hone, a cram, a crce !

The English.

8.
A Crown, a Grown, make room,
The English man is come,

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Whose valour

Is taller
Than all Christendome :
The Spanish, French, and Dutch,
Scotch^ Welch, and Irish Grutch,

We fear not,

We care not,
For we can deal with such.
You thought when we began in a Civil war to waste,

Our Tillage

Your Pillage
Should come home at last :

For when we

Could not agree,
You thought to share in our fall ',

But nere stir Sir,

For first Sir
We shall noose you all.

A Medley.

The English. T Et the Trumpets sound,

J ^And the Rocks rebound,

Our English Natives comming;

Let the Nations swarm,

And the Princes storm ;
We value not their drumming,
'Tis not France that looks so smug
Old fashions still renewing,
It is not the Spanish shrug,

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Scotish cap, or Irish rag ;
Nor the Dutch-mans double jug
Can help what is ensuing,
Pray my Masters look about,
For something is a Brewing.

He that is a Favorite consulting with Fortune,
If he grow not wiser, then he's quite undone ;
In a rising Creature we daily see certainly,
He is a Retreater that fails to go on :

He that in a Builder's trade

Stops e're the Roof be made,

By the Aire he may be betray'd
And overthrown :

He that hath a Race begun,

And let's the Goale be won ;

He had better never run,
But let 't alone.

Then plot rightly,

March sightly,
Shew your glittering Arms brightly :

Charge hightly.

Fight sprightly :
Fortune gives renown.

A right riser

Will prize her.
She makes all the World wiser ;

Still try her,

Wee'l gain by her
A Coffin or a Crown.

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26o Rump Songs. Part I

4-
If the Dutchman or the Spaniard

Come but to oppose us,
We will thrust them out of the Main-yard,

If they do but nose us :
Hans, Hans, think upon thy sins,
And then submit to Spain thy Master ;
For though now you look like Friends,
Yet he will never trust you after ;
Drink, drink, give the Dutchman drink
And let the tap and kan run faster ;
For faith, at the last I think
A brewer will become your Master.

5.
Let not poor Teg and Shone
Vender from der Houses,
Lest dey be quite undone
In der very trowzes :

And all her Orphans bestow'd under hatches.
And made in London free der to cry matches ;
St. Patrick wid his Harp do tun'd wid tru string
Is not fit to unty St. HewsorCs shooes-strings.

Methinks I hear
The Welch draw near,
And from each lock a louse trops ;
Ap Shon, ap LLoyd,
Will spen'd her ploot.
For to defend her mouse-traps :
Mounted on her Kifflebagh
With coot store of Koradagh,

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The Pritish war begins.

With a hook her was over come her
Pluck her to her, thrust her from her,
By cot her was preak her shins.

Let Taflfy fret,

And Welch-hook whet.
And troop up Pettigrees ;

We only tout,

Tey will stink us out,
Wit Leeks and toasted Sheeze.

7-
'Bnt/ockie now zxA Jinny comes.
Our Brethren must approve on't ;
For pret a Cot dey beat der drums
Onely to break de Couvenant.
Dey bore St. Andrew's Crosse,
Till our Army quite did rout dem.
But when we put um to de Losse
De deal a Crosse about dem :
The King and Couvenant they crave,
Their Cause must needs be further'd ;
Although so many Kings they have
Most barbarously, basely murther'd.

TJie French. The French-man he will give consent,
Though he trickle in our veins ;

That willingly

We may agree.
To a marriage with Grapes and Graines :

He conquers us with kindnesse.

And doth so far entrench,

262 Rump Songs. Part I.

That fair, and wise, and young, and rich

Are finified by the French :
He prettifies us with Feathers and Fans,
With Petticoats, Doublets, and Hose :

And faith they shall

Be welcome all
If they forbear the nose.

For love or for fear.

Let Nations forbear ;
If fortune exhibit a Crown,

A Coward he

Must surely be,
That will not put it on.

The Levellers Rant.

*0 the Hall, to the hall,
For justice we call,
On the KingdiXi^ his pow'rful adherents Unfriends
Who still have endeavour'd, but we work their ends.
'Tis we will pull down what e're is above us,
And make them to fear us, that never did love us,
Wee'l level the proud, and make every degree,
To our Royalty bow the Knee,

'Tis no lesse then treason,
'Gainst freedom and Reason
For our brethren to be higher then we.

First the thing, call'd a King,

To judgement we bring,
And the spawn of the court, that were prouder then he.
And next the two Houses united shall be,

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It does to the Romish religion enveagle,
For the State to be two-headed, like the spredeagU
Wee'l purge the superfluous Members away,
They are too many Kings to sway.
And as we all teach,
'Tis our Liberties breach.
For the Freeborn Saints to obey.

Not a claw, in the Law,
Shall keep us in aw ;
Wee'l have no cus/wn-cuffers to tell us of hell,
For we are all gifted to do it as well,
'Tis freedom that we do hold forth to the Nations
To enjoy ova fellow-creatures as at the creation.
The Carnal mens wives are for men of the spirit.
Their wealth is our own by merit,
For we that have right,
By the Law called Might,
Are the Saints that must fudge and inherit.

The Safety.

Since it has been lately enacted high Treason,
For a man to speak truth of the heads of the state
Let every wise man make use of his reason,

See and hear what he can, but take heed what he prate.
For the proverbs do learn us.
He that stays from the battail sleeps in a whole skin.
And our words are our own, if we can keep 'um in.
What fools are we then, that to prattle begin,
Of things that do not concern us ?

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Let the three kingdoms fall to one of the prime ones

My mind is a Kingdom, and shall be to me,
I could make it appear, if I had but the time once,
I'm as happy with one, as he can be with three.
If I could but enjoy it,
He thats mounted on high, is a mark for the hale,
And the envy of every pragmatical pate.
While he that creeps low, lives safe in his state,
And greatness do scorn to annoy it.

I am never the better which side gets the battel,

The Tubs or the Crosses, what is it to me ?
They'l never increase my goods or my cattel, j
But a beggar's a beggar and so he shall be.
Unless he turn Traytor,
Let Misers take courses to hep up their treasure.
Whose lust has no limits, whose mind has no measure
Let me be but quiet and take a little pleasure,
A little contents my nature.

My Petition shall be that Canary be cheaper.

Without Patent or Custom, or cursed Excise ;
That the Wits may have leave to drink deeper and deeper.
And not be undone, while their heads they baptise,
And in liquor do drench 'um ;
If this were but granted, who would not desire.
To dub himself one of Apollo's own Quire ?
We'll ring out the Bells, when our noses are on fire.
And the quarts shall be the buckets to drench 'um.

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5-
I account him no wit, that is gifted at railing,

And. Jlirting at those that above him do sit,
While they do out-wit him, with whipping and goaling,

Then his purse and his person both pay for his wit,
'Tis better to be drinking ;
If sack were reform'd into twelve-pence a quart,
rid study for money to Marchandize for't,
And a friend that is true, we together will sport.

Not a word, but we'l pay them with thinking.

The Leveller.

Ay prethee don't fly me,
But sit thee down by me,
I cannot endure
A man that's demure.
Go hang up your Worships and Sirs ;
Your Congies and Trips,
With your legs and your lips.
Your Madams and Lords,
And such finikin words.
With the Complements you bring.
That do spell NO-THING,
You may keep for the Chains and the Furs .
For at the beginning was no Peasant or Prince,
And 'twas policy made the distinction since.

Those Titles of Honours
Do remain in the Dorwurs,

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And not in that thing,

To which they do cling,
If his soul be too narrow to wear 'um.

No delight can I see

In that word call'd degree,

Honest Dick sounds as well

As the name of an ell,

That with Titles doth swell,

And sounds like a spell^
To affright mortal ears that hear 'um,
He that wears a brave soul, and dares gallantly do,
May be his own Herald and Godfather too.

3-
Why should we then doat on.
One with a Fools coat on ?
Whose Coffers are cram'd.
But yet he'l be damn'd
Ere he'l do a good act or a wise one ?
What Reason has he
To be ruler o're me ?
That's a Lord in his chest.
But in's head and his breast,
Is empty and bare.
Or but puff 'd up with air.
And can neither assist nor advise one.
Honour's but air, and proud flesh but dust is,
'Tis we Commons makes Lords, and the Clerk makes the
Justice.

4-
But since men must be
Of a different degree.
Because most do aspire,
To be greater and higher.
Then the rest of their Fellows and Brothers.

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He that has such a spirit,

Let him gain it by's merit,

Spend his brains^ zvealth, or blood

For his Countries good,

And make himself fit

By his valour or wit,
For things above the reach of all others.
For Honour's a Prize, and who wins it may wear it,
If not 'tis a Badge and a burthen to bear it

5-
For my part let me
Be but quiet and free,
I'le drink Sack and obey,
And let great ones sway,
And spend their whole time in thinking,
I'le ne're busie my Pate
With secrets of State,
The News books I'le burn all,
And with the Diurtiall
Light Tobacco and admit
That they're so far fit,
As they serve good company and drinking.
All the 7iame I desire is an honest Good-Fellow,
And that man has no worth that won't sometimes be
mellow.

The Royalists Answer.

I Have reason to fly thee,
And not sit down by thee ;
For I hate to behold,
One so sawcy and bold.

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To deride and contemn his Superiours,

Our Madams and Lords,

And such mannerly words,

With the gestures that be

Fit for every degree,

Are things that we and you

Both claim as our due
From all those that are our Inferiours.
For from the beginning there were Princes we know,
'Twas you Levellers hate 'um, 'cause you can't be so.

All Titles of Honours

Were at first in the Donours.

But being granted away

With the Grantees stay,
AVhere he wear a small soul or a bigger.

There's a necessity

That there should be degree.

Where 'tis due we'l afford

A SirJoh?i, and my Lord,

Though Dick, Tom, dsAJack,

Will serve you and your Pack,
Honest Dick's name enough for a Digger.
He that has a strong Purse can all things be or do,
He is valiant and wise and religious too.

We have cause to adore,
That man that has store,
Though a Bore or a sot.
There's something to be got ;
Though he be neither honest nor witty ;
Make him high, let him rule,
Hee'l be playing the fool,

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AnA iransgresse, then we'l squeze

Him {qx fines and ior fees.

And so we shall gain,

By the wants of his brain,
'Tis the Fools-cap that maintains the City.
If honour be air, 'tis in common, and as fit.
For Xhtfool & the clown, as for the champion or the wit.

Then why mayn't we be

Of different degree ?

And each man aspire

To be greater and higher
Then his wiser and honester brother,

Since Fortune and Nature

Their favours do scatter ;

This hath valour, that wit,

T'other wealth, nor is't fit

That one should have all,

For then what would befall
Him that's born nor to 07ie nor to'ther ?
Though Jwnour were a prize at first, now 'tis a cJiattle,
And as merchantable grown as your wares or your cattle.

5-
Yet in this we agree.
To live quiet and free.
To drink sack and submit.
And not shew our wit
By our pratifig, but silence, and thinking,
Let the poUtick y^zc^j
Read Diurnals and Newes,
And lard their discourse.
With a Comment that's worse.

270 Rump Songs. Part I.

That which pleaseth me best
Is a Song or a Jest,
And my obedience I'le shew by my drinking.
He that drinks well, does sleep well, lie that sleeps well, doth

think well.
He that thinks well, does do well, he that does well must
drink well.

The Independents resolve.

COme Drawer and fill us about some Wine
Let's merrily tipple the day's our own,
Wee'l have our delights, let the Country go pine,

Let the King and his Kingdom groan.
The Crown is our own, and so shall continue,

Wee'l Monarchy baffle quite,
Wee'l drink off the Kingdomes revenue,
And sacrifice all to delight.

'Tis Power that brings
Us all to be Kings,
And weel be all crown'd by out might.

A fig for divinity lectures and law,

And all that to Loyalty do pretend,
While we by the sword keep the Kingdom in aw,

Our Power shall never have end.
The Church and the State wee'l turn into liquor,

And spend a whole Town in a day,
We'l melt all their bodkins the quicker

Into Sack, and drink them away.

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We'l keep the demeans
And turn Bishops and Deans,
And over the Presbyters sway.

3-
The nimble St. Patrick is sunk in his boggs,

And his Country-men sadly cry O Jione! O hone!
St. Andrew and's Kirk-meti are lost in the foggs,

Now we are the Saints alone.
Then on our Superiours and Equalls we trample,

Axid/ockie our stirrup shall hold,
The City's our Mule for example,

That we may in plenty be roul'd.
Each delicate dish,
Shall but Eccho our wish
And our drifik shall be cordial gold.

The Lamentation.

MOum, London, mourn,
Bathe thy polluted soul in tears ;
Return, return,
Thou hast more cause for grief, then th'hadst for fears,

For the whole Kingdom now begins
To feel thy sorrow as they saw thy sins,
And now do no
Compassion show
Unto thy misery and woe,
But slight thy sufferings as^thou didst theirs.

2.
Pride towring Pride,
And boyling lust, those fatal twins,

Sit side by side.
And are become Plantations of sins.

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Hence thy Rebellions first did flow,
Both to the King above, and him below.
And sordid sloth
The Nurse of both,
Have rais'd thy crimes to such a growth,
That sorrow must conclude as sin begins.

3-
Fire raging fire,
Shall bum thy stately towers down,

Yet not expire,
Tygres and Wolves^ or men more savage grown,

Thy Childrens brains, and thine shall dash.
And in your blood their guilty tallons wash,
Thy Daughters must
Allay their lust.
Mischiefs will be on mischief thrust.
Till thy Cap tumble as thou mad'st the Crown,

4-
Cry London cry !
Now now petition for redresse,

Where canst thou fly ?
Thy emptyed Chests augment thy heavinesse,

The Gentry and the Commons loath,
Th' adored Houses slight thee worse than both.
The King poor Saint
Would help, but can't ;
To heav'n alone unfold thy want,
Thence came thy Plagues, thence onely Pity flow'th.

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The Reformation.

TEH not me of Lords or Laws,
Rules or Reformation,
All that's done's not worth two straws,

To the welfare of the Nation.
Men in power do rant it still,
And give no reason but their will.

For all their domination.
Or if they do an act that's just,
'Tis not because they would, but must,
To Gratifie some parties lust,

Or merely for a fashion.
2.
Our expence of blood and purse

Has produc'd no profit.
Men are still as bad or worse,

And will be what e're comes of it.
We've shuffled out, and shuffled in,
The persons, but retain the sin,

To make our game the surer,
Yet spite of all our pains and skill,
The Knaves all in the pack are still.
And ever were and ever will.

Though something now demurer.

3-
And it cannot but be so,

Since those toys in fashion,
And of Souls so base and low,

And mere Bigots of the Nation,
Whose designs are power and wealth,
At which, by rapines, fraud, and stealth,

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Audaciously they vent ye,
They lay their Consciences aside,
And turn with every ivinde and tide,
Puff'd on by Ignorance and Pride,

And all to look like Gentry.

4-
Crimes are not punish'd 'cause their Crimes,

But 'cause they're low and little,
Mean men for mean faults in these times

Make satisfaction to a tittle ;
While those in office and in power,
Boldly the underlitigs devour.

Our Cobweb laws can't hold 'um.
They sell for many a Thousand crown,
Things which were never yet their own,
And this is law and custom grown,

'Cause those do Judge that sold 'um.

5-
Brothers still with Brothers brawl,

And for trifles sue 'um,
For two Pronouns that spoyl all.

Those contentious Mawi, Tuum,
The wary Lawyer buyes and builds,
While the Client sells his ^fields.

To sacrifice to's fury ;
And when he thinks to obtain his right
He's baffled off, or beaten quite.
By th' Judges will, or Lawyers slight,

Or ignorance of the Jury.
6.
See the Trades-man how he thrives

With perpetual trouble.
How he cheats, and how he strives

His Estate t'enlarge and double,

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Extort, oppress, grind and encroach,

To be a Squire, and keep a Coach,

And to be one o'th' Quorum,

Who may with's Brother worships sit,

And judge without law, fear or wit

Poor petty Thieves that nothing get.

And yet are brought before 'um.

7-
And his way to get all this

Is mere dissimulation,
No factious Lectiu-e does he miss.

And scapes no schism ihafs in fashion.
But with short hair and shining shooes.
He with two Pens and's Note-book goes,

And winks and writes at Randome ;
Thence with short meal and tedious Grace,
In a loud tone and Publick place,
Sings Wisedoms hymnes, that trot and pace,

As if Goliah scan'd 'um.
8.
But when death begins his threats.

And his Conscience struggles.
To call to mind his former cheats

Then at heav'n he turns his juggles.
And out of all's ill-gotten store.
He gives a dribling to the poor,

In a Hospital or ScJwol-house,
And the suborned Priest for's hire
Quite frees him from th' infernal fire,
And places him ith' Angels quire,

Thus these Jack-puddings fool us.

All he gets by's pains ith' close.

Is that he dyed worth so much,

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Which he on's doubtfull seed bestows,

That neither care nor know much,
Then Fortunes favourite his heir,
Bred base, and ignorant and bare,

Is blown up like a bubble.
Who wondring at's own suddain rise,
By Pride, Simplicity and Vice,
Falls to's sports, drink, drab and dice

And makes all fly like stubble.

10.

And the Church the other twin,

Whose mad zeal enrag'd us,
Is not purify'd a pin,

By all those broyles in which she engag'd us,
We, our Wives tum'd out of doors,
And took in Concubines and Whores,

To make an alteration
Our Pulpitteers are proud and bold.
They their own Wills 2SsA factions hold,
And sell salvation still for Gold,

And here's our Reformation.

'Tis a madnesse then to make,

Thriving our employment,
And lucre love, for Lucres sake,

Since we've possession, not enjoyment.
Let the times run on their course,
For opposition makes them worse,

We ne're shall better find 'um,
Let Grandees wealth and power ingrosse,
And honour too, while we sit close,
And laugh and take our plenteous" dose.

Of sack and never mind 'um.

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CHRONOSTICON

Decollationis CAROLI Regis trice-

simo dxQ/anuarii, secunda hora Pome-

ridiana, Anno Dom. MDCXLVIII.

Ter Deno lani Labens ReX SoLe CaDente
CaroLVs eXVtVs SoLIo SCeptroqVe SeCVto.

CHARLES ah forbear, forbear ! lest Mortals
prize
His Name too dearly, and Idolatrize.
His Name ! Our Losse ! Thrice cursed and forlorn
Be that Black Night which usher'd in this Mom.

CHARLES our Dread Soveraign ! hold ! lest Out-

law'd Sense
Bribe, and seduce tame Reason to dispense
With those Celestial powers ; and distrust
Heav'n can behold such Treason, and prove Just

CHARLES our Dread Soveraign's murther'd ! tremble !

and
View what Convulsions shoulder-shake this Land,
Court, City, Country, nay three Kingdoms run
To their last stage, and Set with him their Sun.

CHARLES our Dread Soveraign's murther'd at His Gate !
Fell fiends ! dire Hydra's of a stiff-neck'd-State !

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Strange Body-politick ! whose Members spread,
And Monster-like, swell bigger than their HEAD.

CHARLES of Great Britain ! He ! who was the known
King of three Realms, lyes murther'd in his own ;
He ! He ! who liv'd, and Faith's Defender stood,
Dy'd here to re-Baptize it in his bloud.

No more, no more. Fame's Trump shall Eccho all
The rest in dreadfuU Thunder. Such a Fall
Great Christendom nere pattem'd ; and 'twas strange
Earth's Center reel'd not at this dismal Change.

The Blow struck Britain blinde, each well-set Limb
By dislocation was lopt off in HIM.
And though she yet lives, she lives but to condole
Three Bleeding Bodies left without a Soul.

Religion puts on Black, sad Loyalty
Blushes and mourns to see bright Majesty
Butcher'd by such Assassinates ; nay both
'Gainst God, 'gainst Law, Allegiance, and their Oath.

Farewell sad Isle ! Farewell ! thy fatal Glory
Is Sum'd, Cast up, and Cancell'd in this Story.

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AN ELEGIE,

Upon King C h a r l e s />^^ first, murthered
publickly by his Subjects.

WEre not my Faith buoy'd up by sacred bloud,
It might be drowrid in this prodigious flood ;
Which reasons highest ground doth so exceed,
It leaves my soul no Anch'rage, but my Creed;
Where my Faith resting on th' Ori^nal ;
Supports it self in this the Copies fall ;
So while my Faith floats on that Bloiidy wood,
My reason's cast away in this Red flood,
Which ne're o'reflows us all : Those showers past
Made but Land-floods, which did some vallies wast ;
This stroak hath cut the only neck of land
Which between us, and this Red Sea did stand,
That covers now our world, which cursed lies
At once with two of ^gypts prodigies ;
O're-cast with darkness, and with bloud o're-run,
And justly, since our hearts have theirs outdone ;
Th' Inchanter led them to a lesse known ill,
To act his sin, then 'twas their King to kill :
Which crime hath widdowed our whole Nation,
Voided all Forms, left but Privation
In Church and State; inverting ev'ry right ;
Brought in Hells State of fire without light ;
No wonder then, if all good eyes look red,
Washing their Loyal hearts from bloud so shed ;
I'he which deserves each pore should turn an eye,
To weep out, even a bloudy Agony.

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Let nought then passe for Musick, but sad cryes,

For Beauty, bloudless cheeks, and bloud-shot eyes.

All colours soil but black, all odours have

111 scent but Myrrh, incens'd upon this Grave:

It notes a. Jew, not to believe as much.

The cleaner made by a Religious touch

Of their Dead Body, whom to judge to dye,

Seems the Judaical Impiety.

To kill the King, the Spirit Legion paints

His rage with Law, the Temple and the Saints ;

But the truth is, He fear'd and did repine,

To be cast out, and back into the Swine :

And the case holds, in that the Spirit bends

His malice in this Act, against his ends :

For it is like, the sooner hee'll be sent

Out of that body, He would still torment ;

Let Christians then use otherwise this bloud,

Detest the Act, yet turn it to their good ;

Thinking how like a Kifig of Death He dies ;

We easily may the world and death despise :

Death had no sting for him, and its sharp arm,

Only of all the troop, meant him no harm.

And so he look'd upon the Axe, as one

Weapon yet left, to guard Him to his Throne;

In His great Name then may His Subjects cry.

Death thou art swallowed up in Victory.

If this our losse a comfort can admit,

'Tis that his narrowed Crown is grown unfit

For his enlarged Head, since his distresse

Had greatned this, as it made that the lesse ;

His Crown was fain unto too low a thing

For him, who was become so great a King;

So the same hands enthron'd him in that Crown,

They had exalted from Him, not pull'd down ;

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And thus Gods truth by them hath rendred more
Than e're mens falshood promis'd to restore ;
Which, since by Death, alone he could attain,
Was yet exempt from weaknesse, and from pain ;
Death was enjoyn'd by God, to touch a part,
Might make his passage quick, ne'r move his heart ;
Which ev'n expiring was so far from death,
It seem'd but to command away his breath.
And thus his Soul, of this her triumph proud,
Broke, hke a flash of lightning, through the cloud
Of flesh and bloud ; and from the highest line
Of humane vertue, pass'd to be divine :
Nor is't much lesse his vertues to relate,
Than the high glories of his present state ;
Since both then passe all Acts but of belief,
Silence may praise the one, the other grief.
And since, upon the Diamond, no lesse
Than Diamonds, will serve us to impresse,
I'le only wish that for his Elegie,
This our Josias had z.Jeremie.

AN ELEGIE

( Tlie best of Men,
On \ The meekest of Martyrs,
(Charles /-^^ First, &c.

DOes not the Sun call in his light, and day
Like a thin exhalation melt away ?
Both wrapping up their Beams in Clouds, to be
Themselves Close Mourners at the Obsequie

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Of this great Monarch ? does his Royal Bloud,

Which th'Earth late drunk in so profuse a floud,

Not shoot through her affrightned womb, and make

All her convulsed Arteries to shake

So long, till all those hinges that sustain.

Like Nerves, the frame of nature shrink again

Into a shuffled Chaos ? Does the Sun

Not suck it from its liquid Mansion,

And Still it into vap'rous Clouds, which may

Themselves in bearded Meteors display,

Whose shaggy and dishevel'd Beams may be

The Tapers at this black Solemnitie ?

You seed of Marble in the Womb accurst,

Rock'd by sorhe storm, or by some Tigress nurst.

Fed by some Plague, which in blind mists was hurld.

To strew infection on the tainted World ;

What fury charm'd your hands to Act a deed.

Tyrants to think on would not weep, but bleed ?

And Rocks by instinct so resent this Fact,

They'ld into Springs of easie tears be slack'd.

Say sons of tumult, since you think it good.

Still to keep up the trade, and Bath in Blood

Your guilty hands, why did you then not state

Your Slaughters at some cheap and common rate ?

Your gluttonous and lavish Blades might have

Devoted Myriads to one publick Grave ;

And lop'd off thousands of some base allay.

Whilst the same Sexton that inter'd their clay.

In the same Ume their Names too might entomb.

But when on him you fixt your fatall Doom,

You gave a blow to Nature, since even all

The stock of man now bleeds too in his fall.

Could not Religion, which you oft have made

A specious glosse your black designs to shade,

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Teach you, that we'come nearest Heaven when we

Are suppled into acts of Clemency ?

And copy out the Deity agen,

When we distill our mercies upon men ?

But why do I deplore this mine ? He ;

Only shook off his fraile Humanity,

And with such calmnesse fell, he seem'd to be,

Even lesse unmov'd and unconcem'd than we ;

And forc'd us from our Throes of Grief to say.

We only died, he only liv'd that Day : ;

So that his Totnb is now his Throne become,

T'invest him with the Crown of Martyrdome ;

And death the shade of nature did not shroud

His Soul in Mists, but its clear Beams uncloud,

That who a Star in our Meridian shone,

In Heaven might shine a Constellation.

On the Death of his Royal Majestie,

Charles late King of

England, &c,

WHat went you out to see ? a dying King ?
Nay more, I fear an Angel suffering.
But what went you to see ? a Prophet slain ?
Nay that and more, a Martyr'd Soveraign.
Peace to that sacred dust ! Great Sir, our fears
Have left us nothing but obedient tears
To court your hearse, and in those pious flouds
We live, the poor remainder of our goods.
Accept us in these latter Obsequies,
The unplundred riches of our hearts and eyes ;

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For in these faithful! streams, and emanations,
Ware Subjects still beyond all Sequestrations.
Here we cry more than Conquerors : malice may
Murder Estates, but hearts will still obey ;
These are your glory's yet above the reach
Of such whose purple lines confusion preach.

And now, {Dear Sir) vouchsafe us to admire
With envy your arrival, and that Quire
Of Cherubims and Angels that supply'd
Our duties at your triumphs : where you ride
With full cselestial yby^-, and Ovations y
Rich as the Conquest of three ruin'd Nations.

But 'twas the heavenly plot that snatch'd you
hence.
To crown your Soul with that magnificence,
And bounden rites of honour, that poor earth
Could only wish and stangle in the birth.
Such pitied emulation stop'd the blush
Of our ambitious shame, non-suited us.
For where souls act beyond mortality.
Heaven only can perform "Csxdl Jubilee.

We wrastle then no more, but blesse your day,
And mourn the anguish of our sad delay :
That since we cannot adde, we yet stay here
Fettered in clay : Yet longing to appear
Spectators of your blisse, that being shown
Once more, you may embrace us as your own ;
Wliere never envy shall divide us more,
Nor City tumults, nor the worlds uproar ;
But an eternal hush, a quiet peace
As without end, so still in the increase,
Shall lull humanity asleep, and bring
Us equal Subjects to the Heavenly King.

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Till then I'le turn Recusant, and forswear
All Calvin, for there's Purgatory here.

AN EPITAPH.

STay Passenger : Behold and see
The widowed Grave of Majestie,
Why tremblest thou ? Here's that will make
All but our stupid souls to shake.
Here lies entomb'd the sacred dust
Of Peace and Piety, Right and Just.
The bloud (O start'st not thou to hear ?)
Of a King, 'twixt hope and fear
Shed and hurried hence to be
The miracle of misery.

Adde the ills that Rojne can boast,
Shrift the world in every coast,
Mix the fire of Earth and Seas
With humane spleen and practices,
To puny the records of time,
By one grand Gygantick crime,
Then swell it bigger till it squeeze
The Globe to crooked hams and knees,
Here's that shall make it seem to be
But modest Christianitie.

The Law-giver, amongst his own,
Sentenc'd by a Law unknown.
Voted Monarchy to death
By the course Plebeian breath.
The Soveraign of all command,
Suff ring by a Common hand.

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A Prince, to make the odium more,

Offer'd at his very door.

The Head cut off, O death to see't !

In obedience to the feet.

And that hy Justice you must know,

If you have Faith to think it so.

We'll stir no further then this Sacred Clay,

But let it slumber till the Judgment day :

Of all the Kings on Earth, 'tis not denyed,

Here lies the first that for Religion dyed.

The Engagement stated.

BEgon Expositor : the Text is plain,
No Church, no Lord, no Law, no Soveraign:
Away with mental reservations, and
Senses of Oaths in files out-vy the Strand :
Here's Hell tniss'd in a thimble, in a breath,
Dares face the hazard of the second death.
The Saints are grown Laconians, and can twist
Perjury up in Pills, like L^yden grist :

But hold precize Doponents : though the heat
Of Zeal in Cataracts digests such meat.
My cold concoction shrinks, and my advance
Drives slowly to approach your Ordinance.
The sign's in Cancer, and the Zodiack tiuns
Leonick, roul'd in curls, while Terra burns.
What though your fancies are sublim'd to reach
Those fatal reins ? Succesge and will can teach
But rash Divinity : a sad renown,
Where one man fell to see a million drown.

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When neither Arts nor Armes can serve to fight
And wrest a Tttie from its Law and Right,
Must Malice piece the Trangum, and make clear
The scruple ? Else we will resolve to swear ?
Nay out-swear all that we have sworn before,
And make good lesser crimes by acting more
And more sublime ? This, this extends the Line
And shames the puny soul of Cataline.
On this account all those whose Fortune's crost.
And want estates, may turn Knights of the Post.
Vaulx we out-vy'd thee, since thy plot fell lame,
We found a closer Celler for the same,
Piling the fatal Powder in our mouths,
Wliich in an Oath discharg'd blew up the House.
Maugre Mounteagle, Aspes not throughly slain,
Their poyson in an age may live again.

Good Demas cuff your Bear, then let us see

The mystery of your iniquity.
May a Man course a Cur ? and freely box
The Question ? or the formal Paradox ?
But as in Physick, so in this device
This querk of policy the point is nice.
For he that in this model means to thrive,
Must first subscribe to the Preparative ;
Like Witches compact counter-march his faith
And soak up all what ere the Spirit saith ;
Then seale and signe. Scylla threw three Barres

short.
He had a Sword indeed, but no Text for't.
Old Rome lament thy infancy in sin,
We perfect what thou trembledst to begin.
Flush then to see thy self out-done. But all
The world may grieve, 'tis epidemical.

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Heaven frowns indeed. But what makes Hell en-
raged?
Sweet Pluto be at Peace, we have Engaged.

On the happy Memory of Alderman Hoyle
that hang'd himself.

ALL hail fair fruit ! may every Crab-tree bear
Such blossomes, and so lovely every year !
Call ye me this the slip ? marry 'tis well,
Zacheus slip'd to Heaven, the Thief to Hell :
But if the Saints thus give's the slip, 'tis need
To look about us to preserve the breed.
Th'are of the Running game, and thus to post
In nooses, blanks the reckning mth their Host.
Here's more than Trussum cordum I suppose
That knit this knot : guilt seldome singly goes ?
A wounded soul close coupled with the sense
Of sin, payes home its proper recompence.

But hark you Sir, if hast can grant the time ?
See you the danger yet what 'tis to climbe
In Kings Prerogatives ? things beyond just,
When Law seemes brib'd to doom them, must be

truss'd.
But O I smell your Plot strong through your

Hose,
'Twas but to cheat the Hang-man of your Cloaths.
Else your more active hands had fairly stay'd
The leasure of a Psalm : Judas has pray'd.

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But later crimes cannot admit the pause,

They run upon effects more than the cause.

Yet let me ask one question, why alone ?

One Member of a Corporation ?

'Tis clear amongst Divines, Bodies and Souls

As joyntly active, so their judgement rowles

Concordant in the Sentence ; why not so

In earthly Suffrings ? States attended go.

But I perceive the Knack : Old women say

And bee't approv'd, each Dogge should have his day.

Hence sweep the Almanack : Lilly make room,
And blanks enough for the new Saints to come,
All in Red letters : as their faults have bin
Scarlet, so limbe their Anniverse of sin.
And to their Childrens credits and their Wives
Be it still said, they leap fair for their lives.

TJie States New Coyne.

SAw you the States mony new come from the
Mint?
Some People do say it is wonderous fine ;
And that you may read a great mystery in't.
Of mighty King Nol, the Lord of the Coyn.

2.
They have quite omitted his Politick head,
His worshipfull face, and his excellent Nose ;
But the better to tempt the sisters to bed,
They have fixed upon it the print of his Hose.

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For, if they had set up his Picture there,
They needs must ha' crown'd him in Charles his stead ;
But 'twas cunningly done, that they did forbear,
And rather set up his Ar — than his head.

4-
'Tis monstrous strange, and yet it is true,
In this Reformation we should ha' such luck,
That Crosses were alwaies disdained by you^
Who before pull'd them down, should now set them up.

5-
Oii this side they have circumscrib'd God with us,
And in this stamp and Coyn they confide ;
Common-wealth on the other, by which we may guess
That God and the States were not both of a side.

6.
On this side they have Crosse and Harp,
And only a Crosse on the other set forth ;
By which we may learn it falls to our part
Two Crosses to have for one fit of Mirth.

A Country-man hearing this, straight way did think,
That he would procure such a piece of his own ;
And knowing it like his Wifes Butter-print,
She should ha't for a Token when as he came home.

Then since that this is the Parliament coyn,
Now Lilly by thy mysterious charms.
Or Heralds, pray tell us if these ha' not been
Carmen or Fidlers before by their Arms.

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The Rebellion.

NOw, thanks to the Powers below,
We have even done our do,
The Myter is down, and so is the Crown,
And with them the Corronet too :
All is now the Peoples, and then
What is theirs is ovirs we know ;

There is no such thing as a Bishop or K

Or Peer, but in name or show ;

Come Clowns, and come Boys, come Hoberdehoys,

Come Females of each degree.

Stretch out your throats, bring in your Votes,

And make good the Anarchy ;

Then thus it shall be, sayes Alse,

Nay, thus it shall be, sayes Amie,

Nay, thus it shall go, sayes Taffie, I trow,

Nay, thus it shall go, sa.yts Jemmy.

Oh but the truth, good People all, the truth is such a

thing.
For it will undo both Church and State too,
And pull out the throat of our King ;
No, nor the Spirit, nor the new Light
Can make the Point so clear,
But we must bring out the defil'd Coat,
What thing the truth is, and where.
Speak Abraham, speak Hester,
%^tdik Judith, speak Kcstcr,
Speak tag and rag, short coat and long :
Truth is the spell that made us rebell.
And murder and plunder ding dong ;

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Sure I have the truth, sayes Numphs,
Nay, I have the truth, sayes Clem,
Nay, I have the truth, sayes reverend Ruth,
Nay, I have the truth, sayes Nem.

Well, let the truth be whose it will,
There is something else in ours.
Yet this devotion in our Religions
May chance to abate our Powers :
Then let's agree on some new way.
It skills not much how true,

Take P and his club, or Stnec and his tub

Or any Sect, old or new ;

The Devil is in the pack, if choyce you can lack,

We are fourscore Religions strong,

Then take your choice, the Major voice

Shall carry't right or wrong ;

Then let's have King Charles, sayes George,

Nay, wee'l have his Son, sayes Hugh;

Nay, then let's have none, sayes gabberingyt?;/<?.

Nay, wee'l be all Kings, sayes Prue.

Nay, but neighbours and friends, one word more.

There's something else behind.

And wise though you be, you do not well see

In which door sits the winde ;

And for Religion, to speak truth.

And in both Houses sence,

The matter is all one, if any or none.

If it were not for the pretence.

Now here doth lurk the key of the work,

And how to dispose of the Crown

Dexteriously, and as it may be

For your behalf and our own 3

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Then wee'l be of this, sayes Meg,
Nay, wee'l be of this, sayes Tib,
Come, wee'l be of all, sayes pittiflill Paul^
Nay, wee'l be of none, sayes Gib.

Oh we shall have, if we go on

In Plunder, Excise, and Blood,

But few folks, and poor, to domineer o're,

And that will not be good ;

Then let's agree on some new way,

Some new and happy course.

The Country is grown sad, the City is Horn mad.

And both the Houses are worse ;

The Synod hath writ, the Generall hath shit,

And both to like purpose, for

Religion, Laws, the Truth, and the Cause

We talk on, but nothing we do ;

Come, then let's have peace, sayes Nd,

No, no, but we won't sayes Meg,

But I say we will, sayes fiery-face Pfiil,

We will, and we won't, sayes Hodge.

Thus from the Rout who can expect

Ought but confusion.

Since the Unity with good Monarchy

Begin and end in one ?

If then when all is thought their own,

And lyes at their belief.

These popular pates, reap nought but debates

From these many round-headed beasts ;

Come Royalists then, do you play the men.

And Cavaliers give the word.

And now let's see what you will be.

And whether you can accord ;

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A health to King Charles, sayes Tonty

Up with it, sayes Ralph, like a man,

God blesse him, sayes Doll, and raise him, sayes Moll,

And send him his own, sayes Nan.

But now for these prudent Wights,

That sit without end, and to none.

And their Committees in Towns and Cities

Fill with confusion ;

For the bold Troops of Sectaries,

The Scots and their Partakers,

Our new British States, Col. Burges and his Mates,

The Covenant and its Makers :

For all these wee'l pray, and in such a way.

That if it might granted be,

Both Jack and Gill, and Moll and Will,

And all the world will agree :

Else Pox take them all, sayes Bess,

And a Plague too, sayes Mary,

The Devil, sayes Dick, and his Dam too, sayes Nick,

Amen and amen say we.

On Britannicus his leap three Story high,
and his escape from London.

PAul from Damascus in a basket slides,
Cran'd by the faithful! Brethren down the sides
O' their embatel'd walls, Britannicus
As loath to trust the Brethrens God ivith us,

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Slides too, but yet more desp'rate, and yet thrives

In his descent ; needs must ! the Devil drives.

Their Cause was both the same, and herein meet,

Only their fall was not with equal feet,

Which makes the Case lambick : thus we see

How much News falls short of Divinity.

Truth was their crying crime : One takes the night,

Th' other th' advantage of the New-sprung Light

To mantle his escape : how different be

The Pristin and the Modern Policy i

Have Ages their Antipodes ? Yet still

Close in the Propagation of ill ?

Hence flowes this use aud doctrine from the thump

I last sustain'd (beloved) Good wits niay Jump.

An Epigram on the People of England.

Sweating and chafing hot Ardelio cryes
A Boat a Boat, else farewell all the prize.
But having once set foot upon the deep
Hot-spur Ardelio fell fast asleep.
So we, on fire with zealous discontent,
Call'd out a Parliament, a Parliament ;
Which being obtain'd at last, what did they do ?
Even squeez the Wool-packs, and lye snorting too.

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Another.

BRitain a lovely Orchard seem'd to be
Fumish'd with natures choise variety,
Temptations golden fruit of every sort,
Th' Hesperian Garden fann'd from fein'd report ;
Great boyes and small together in we brake,
No matter what disdain'd Priapus spake :
Up, up, we lift the great boyes in the trees.
Hoping a common share to sympathize :
But they no sooner there, neglected streight
The shoulders that so rais'd them to this height ;
And fell to stuffing of their own bags first.
And as their treasure grew, so did their thirst.
^Vhiles we in lean expectance gaping stand.
For one shake from their charitable hand.
But all in vain, the dropsie of desire
So scortch'd them, three Realms could not quench the fire.
Be wise then in your Ale, bold youths, for fear
Tjie Gardner catch us as Mosse caught his Mare.

Upon report there should be no more Terms
kept at Westminster.

IS't possible ? will no Terms then prevail ?
And must the Gown and Bag jog on to sale ?
The Bills and Answers in our Courts become
Converted to the taring use of Drum ?
And shall no more Confederacies pass
'Twixt Midsomer and dying Michaelmas ?

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Though they deprive us of Old * Hillary,

'Tis fit they should allow the Trinity ;

But that's denyed too : this Alteration

Contracts our whole time to a long Vacation.

Now farewell the (^) Brownbowl, and Bonny Ale,

The Sanguine Herring, and its merry tayle ;

(2) Higgenian Quibbles, and the Harpean Lyre,

Fentonian Sweetness, and the Tow' ring Fire :

Our (^) Host and Hostess too, they're both Vxorums,

As Hermophraditus is, in Sex Duorums :

Weep (^) Heaven, lament thy loss, and thou Hell rore,

Thy Furnace scarce will ere be heated more ,

Of Pleasure, Paradise, thou must be barren,

And Purgatory fumisht but with Carrion :

Th' Abomination of the (5) Hole i'tK Wall,

^avf June is past, cry Pamphlets in the Hall:

And she that 's left but th' remnant of a Nose,

Who to a Chirurgion (as men do suppose)

Did pawn the other part for cure of this.

Turn Zealot, and be Martyr d \ih.exi she p

All Trades, and all Societies lament

Your wants in us, you'le find cause to repent

The setting up your Idol Parliament :

For though on these Terms they'le no profit give

To Us, we'll try on other Terms to live.

* An Attorney.

(1) The Scotch Ale house in Harts-home Lane.

(*) Clerks of the Exchequer, that used to drink their Mornings
Draughts there.

(^) They call'd one another so.

(*) To iVestminster .1 Places there where Clerks in Term time
usually break their Fast.

(') A Bawdy-house.

298 Rump Songs. Part I.

Upon the Cavaliers departing out of
London.

NOw fare thee well London^
Thou next must be undone,
'Cause thou hast undone us before \
This Cause and this Tyrant,
Had ne're play'd this high rant,
Were't not for thy argent and Or

2.
Now we must desert thee,
With the lines that begirt thee,

And the Red-coated Saints domineer ;
Who with liberty fool thee,
While a Monster doth rule thee.

And thou feel'st what before thou didst fear.

Now Justice and Freedom,

With the Laws that did breed 'urn.

Are sent \o Jamaica for gold ;
And those that upheld 'um.
Have power but seldom,

For Justice is barter'd and sold.

4-
Now the Christian Religion
Must seek a new Region,

And the old Saints give way to the new ;
And we that are Loyal,
Vail to those that destroy all.

When the Christian gives place to the Jew.

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But this is our glory
In this wretched story,

Calamities fall on the best ;
And those that destroy us
Do better imploy us,

To sing till they are supprest.

On Col, Pride.

OF Gyatits and Knights, and their wonderfuUyf^^/j
We have stories enough in Romatices,
But I'le tell you one new, that is strange and yet true,
Though t'other are nothing but fancies.

2.
A Knight lately made, of the Governing trade.

Whose name he'l not have to be known ;
Has been trucking with fame, to purchase a name,

For 'tis said he had none of his own.

3-
He by Fortunes design, should have been a Divine,

And a Pillar no doubt of the Church ;
Whom a Sexton (God wot) in the BeUfry begot,

And his Mother did pig in the Porch.

4-
And next for his breeding, 'twas learned Hog-feeding,

With which he so long did converse,
That his manners ^feature, was so like their nature,

You'ld scarce know his stveetnesse from theirs.

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5-
But observe the device, of this Noblemans rise,

How he hurried from trade to trade.
From the grains he'd aspire, to the yest, and then higher,

Till at length he a Drayman was made.
6.
Then his dray-Jwrse and he, in the streets we did see,

With his hanger, his sling, and \i\% jacket;
Long time he did watch, to meet with his match.

For he'd ever a mind to the Placket.

At length he did find, out a Trull to his mind.

And Vrsula was her name ;
Oh Vrsly quoth he, and oh Tom then quoth she.

And so they began their game.
8.
But as soon as they met, O such Babes they did get.

And Blood-royal in 'um did place,
From a swineheard they came, a she-bear was their Dam,

They were suckled as Romulus was.

9-
At last when the Rout, with their head did fall out,

And the Wars thereupon did fall in,
He went to the field, with a sword, but no shield,

Strong drink was his buckler within.

10.

But when he did spy, how they dropt down and dye,

And did hear the bullets to sing ;
His armes he flung down, and run fairly to town.

And exchang'd his sword for his sling.
II.
Yet he claimed his share, in such honours as were

Belonging to nobler spirits ;

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That ventur'd their lives, while this Buffon survives

To receive the reward of their merits.
12.
When the Wars were all done, he his fighting begun,

And would needs shew his valour in peace,
Then his ftiry he flings, at poor conquer'd things,

And frets like a Iiog in his grease.

13-

For his first feat of all, on a Wit he did fall,

A Wit as some say, and some not,
Because he'd an art, to rhime on the quart,

But never did care for the pot.
14.
And next on the Cocks, he fell like an Ox,

Took them and their Masters together ;
But the combs and the spurs, kept himself and his Sirs,

Who are to have both or neither.

15-
The cause of his spight, was because they vtovXdJight,

And because he durst not, he did take on ;
And said they were fit, for the pot, not the spit.

And would serve to be eaten with Bacon.
16.
But flesh'd with these spoyks, the next of his toyles,

Was to fall with wild-beasts by the ears,
To the Bearward he goeth, and then opened his mouth,

And said, Oh ! are you there with your bears.

17-

Our stories are dull, of a Cock and a Bull,

But such was his valour and care ;
Since he bears the Bell, the tales that we tell.

Must be of a Cock and a Bear.

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i8.'
The crime of the Bears, was, they were Cavaliers,

And had formerly fought for the King ;
And puU'd by the Burrs, the Round-headed Curs,

That they made their ears to ring.

19-

Our successor of Kings, like blind fortune flings

Upon him both honour and store ;
Who has as much right, to make Tom a Knight,

As Tom has desert, and no more.
20.
But Fortune that Whore, still attended this Brewer,

And did all his Atchievements reward ;
And blindly 6!\A fling, on this lubberly thing,

More Honour, and made him a Lord.
21.
Now he walks with his spurs, and a couple of curs

At his heels, which he calls Squires ;
So when Honour is thrown, on the head of a Clown,

'Tis by Parasites held up, and Lyars.
22.
The rest of his pranks, will merit new thanks.

With his death, if we did but know it ;
But we'l leave him and it, to a time and place fit,

And Greg, shall ht. funeral Poet.

upon the General Pardon past by the
RUMP, 1653.

REjoyce, rejoyce, ye Cavaliers,
For here comes that expells your fears ;

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A General Pardon is now past,

What was long look'd for, coines at last.

It Pardons all that are undone ;
The Pope ne're granted such a one :
So long, so large, so full, so free ;

0 what a gratious State have we !

Yet do not joy too much (my friends)
First see how well this pardon ends,
For though it hath a Glorious face,

1 fear there's in't but little grace.

'Tis said the Mountains once brought forth,
And what brought they ? a Mouse introth ;
Our States have done the like, I doubt,
In this their Pardon now set out.

We'll look it o're then if you please.
And see wherein it brings us ease ;
And first, it Pardons words I find
Against our State, words are but \vind.

Hath any pray'd for th' King of late ?
And wish'd confusion to our State ?
And call'd them Rebells ? he come in
And plead this Pardon for that sin.

Hath any call'd King Oiarles that's dead
A Martyr ? He that lost his Head ?
And villains those that did the Fact ?
That man is pardoned by this Act

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Hath any said our Parliament
Is such a one as God ne're sent ?
Or hath he writ, or put in Print
That he believes the Devil's in't ?

Or hath he said there never were
Such Tyrants any where as here ?
Though this offence of his be high,
He's pardon'd for his Blasphemy.

You see how large this Pardon is,
It Pardons all our Merairies,
And Poets too, for you know they
Are poor, and have not ought to pay.

For where there's money to be got,
I find this Pardon pardons not ;
Malignants that were rich before,
Shall not be pardon'd till they'r poor.

Hath any one been true to th' Crown,
And for that paid his money down ;
By this new Act he shall be free.
And pardon'd for his Loyalty.

Who have their Lands confiscate quite.
For not Compounding when they might ;
If that they know not how to digg,
This Pardon gives them leave to beg.

Before this Act came out in print,

We thought there had been comfort in't ;

We drank some Healths to th' Higher Powers,

But now we 've seen't they'd need drink ours.

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For by this Act it is thought fit
That no man shall have benefit,
Unlesse he first engage to be
A Rebel to eternity. ,

Thus in this Pardon it is clear,
That nothing's here, and nothing's there;
I think our States do mean to choke us
With this new Act of Hocus Focus.

Well, since this Act's not worth a pin,
We'll pray our States to call it in,
For most men think it ought to be
Burnt by the hand of Gregory.

Then to conclude, here's little joy
For those that pray Vive le Roy :
But since they'l not forget our Crimes,
Wee'l keep our mirth till better times.

Upon Olivers dissolving the Parliament
in 1653.

Will you hear a strange thing scarce heard of before,
A ballad of News without any lyes,
The Parliament men are turn'd out of doors.
And so are the Council of State likewise.

2.
Brave Oliver came to the House like a Spright,
His fiery looks strook the Speaker dumb ;

3o6 Rump Songs. Part I.

You must be gone hencCj quoth he, by this light,
Do you mean to sit here till Dooms-day come ?

3-
A^ith that the Speaker lookt pale for fear,

As though he had been with the night-mare rid,
Insomuch that some did think that were there,
That he had even done as the Alderman did.

4-
But Oliver though he be Doctor of Law,

Yet he seem'd to play the Physician there ;
His Physick so wrought on the Speakers maw,

That he gave him a stool instead of a Chair.

5-
Harry Martyn wondred to see such a thing.

Done by a Saint of such high degree ;
'Twas an act he did not expect from a King,

Much lesse from such a dry bone as he.
6.
But Oliver laid his hand on his sword.

And upbraided him with his Adultery ;
To which Harry answer'd never a word^

Saving, humbly thanking his Majesty.

7-
Allen the Coppersmith was in great fear,

He did as much harm since the Wars began ;
A broken Citizen many a year,

And now he is a broken Parliament-man.
8.
Bradshaw that President proud as the Pope,

That loves upon Kings and Princes to trample ;
Now the house is dissolv'd I cannot but hope,

To see such a President made an example.

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And were I one of the Council of War,

rie tell you what my Vote should be,
Upon his own Turret at Westminster,

To be hang'd up for all comers to see.

My Masters I wonder you could not agree,
You that have been long Brethren in evil ;

A dissolution you might think there would be,
When the Devil's divided against the Devil.

II.

Then room for the Speaker without his Mace,
And room for the rest of the Rabble-rout ;

My Masters methinks 'tis a pitifuU case.
Like the snuff of a Candle thus to go out

12.
Now some like this change, and some like it not,

Some think it was not done in due season ;
Some think it was but a Jesuits plot,

To blow up the House like a Gun-powder-treason.

13-

Some think that Oliver and Charles are agreed,

And sure it were good policy if it were so ;
Lest the Hollander, French, the Dafie, and the Swede,
Should bring him in whether he would or no.

14.
And now I would gladly conclude my Song,

With a Prayer as Ballads are used to do,
But yet I'le forbear, for I think Qx'i be long,
We shall have a King and a Parliament too.

20 — 2

3o8 Rump Songs. Part I.

Admiral Deans Funeral.

Nick Culpepper, and iVilliam Lilly,
Though you were pleas'd to say they were silly,
Yet something these prophesi'd true,'^I*tell ye,

Which no body can deny.

In the month of May, I tell you truly,
Which neither was in June nor July,
The Dutch began to be unruly,

Which no body can deny.

3-
Betwixt our England and their Holland,
Which neither was in France nor Poland,
But on the Sea, where there was no Land,

Which no body can deny.

4-
There joyn'd the Dutch, and the English Fleet,
Our Authors opinion then they did meet.
Some saw't that never more shall see't,

Which no body can deny.

5-
There were many mens hearts as heavy as lead,
Yet would not believe Dick Dean to be dead.
Till they saw his Body take leave of his head.

Which no body can deny.

6.
Then after the sad departure of him,
There was many a man lost a Leg or a Lim,
And many were drow'd 'cause they could not swim,

Which no body can deny.

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7-
One cryes, lend me thy hand good friend,
Although he knew it was to no end,
I think, quoth he, I am going to the Fiend,

Which no body can deny.

8.
Some, 'twas reported/were kill'd with a Gun,
And some stood that knew not whether to run.
There was old taking leave of Father and Son,

Which no body can deny.

9-
There's a rumour also, if we may believe.
We have many gay Widows now given to grieve,
'Cause unmannerly Husbands nere came to take leave,

Which no body can deny.
10.
The Ditty is sad of our Dean to sing ;
To say truth, it was a pittifuU thing
To take off his head and not leave him a ring.

Which no body can deny.
II.
From Greenwich toward the Bear at Bridge foot
He was wafted with wind that had water to't,
But I think they brought the Devil to boot.

Which no body can deny.

J 2.

The heads on London Bridge upon Poles,
That once had bodies and honester souls
Than hath the Master of the Roules,

Which no body can deny.

13-
They grieved for this great man of command,
Yet would not his head amongst theirs should stand ;

3IO Rump Songs. Part I.

He dy'd on the Water, and they on the Land,

Which no body can deny.

14.

I cannot say, they look'd wisely upon him,

Because People cursed that parcel was on him ;

He has fed fish and worms, if they do not wrong him,

Which no body can deny.

15-
The Old Swan as he passed by,

Said, she would sing him a dirge, and lye down and die \
Wilt thou sing to a bit of a body, quoth I ?

Which no body can deny.

16.

The Globe on the Bank, I mean on the Ferry,
Where Gentle and Simple might come and be merry.
Admired at the change from a Ship to a Wherry,

Which no body can deny.

17-
Tojn Godfreys Bears began for to roare.
Hearing such moans one side of the shore.
They knew they should never see Dean any more,

Which no body can deny.

18.
Queen-hithe, Fauis-'Whzri, and the Fryers also.
Where now the Players have little to do.
Let him passe without any tokens of woe.

Which no body can deny.

19.
Quoth th' Students o'th' Temple, I know not their names,
Looking out of their Chambers into tlie TJianies,
The Barge fits him better than did the ^(tz.\. James,

Which no body can deny.

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20.
Essex House, late called Cuckolds Hall,
The folk in the Garden staring over the wall,
Said, they knew once Pride would have a fall.

Which no body can deny.
21.
At Strand Gate, a little farther then.
Where mighty Guns nurabred to sixty and ten.
Which neither hurt Children, Women nor Men,

Which no body can deny.
22.
They were shot over times one, two, three, or four,
'Tis thought one might 'heard the bounce to th' Tower,
Folk report, the din make the Buttermilk sower,

Which no body can deny.

23-
Had old Goodman Lenthal or Allen but heard 'um,
The noise worse than Olivers voice would have fear'd 'um.
And out of their small wits would have scar'd 'um

Which no body can deny.

24.
Sommerset House, where once did the Queen lye.
And afterwards Ireton in black, and not green, by.
The Canon clattered the Windows really

Which no body can deny.

25.
The Savoys mortified spitled Crew,
If I lye, as Falstaffe sayes, I am a Jew,
Gave the Hearse such a look it would make a man spew,

Which no body can deny.

26.
The House of .S that Fool and Knave,

312 Rump Songs. Part I.

Had so much wit left lamentation to save

From accompanying a traytorly Rogue to his grave,

Which no body can deny.
27.
The Exchange, and the mines of Durham house eke
Wish'd such sights might be seen each day i'th' week,
A General's Carkasse without a Cheek,

Which no body can deny.
28.
The House that lately Great Biickinghams was,
Which now Sir Thomas Fairfax has,
Wish'd it might be Sir Thomases fate so to passe.

Which no body can detiy.
29.
Howards House, Siiffolks great Duke of Yore,
Sent him one single sad wish and no more,
He might flote by Whitehall in purple gore.

Which no body can deny.

30-
Something 1 should of Whitehall say,
But the Story is so sad, and so bad, by my fay,
That it turns my wits another way.

Which no body can deny.

31-

To Westminster, to the Bridge of the Kings,
The water the Barge, and the Barge-men brings
The small remain of the worst of things,

Which no body can deny.

32.
They inter'd him in triumph, like Lewis the eleven,
In the famous Chappel oi Henry the seven.
But his soul is scarce gone the right way to heaven,

Which no body can deny.

Part I. Rump Songs. 31,

The merry Goodfellow.

WHy should we not laugh and be jolly,
Since all the World now is grown mad ?
And luU'd in a dull melancholly ;
He that wallows in store
Is still gaping for more,
And that makes him as poor,
As the Wretch that never any thing had.

How mad is that damn'd Money-monger ?

That to purchase to him and his heirs,

Grows shriviled with thirst and hunger ;
While we that are bonny.
Buy Sack with ready-mony,

And ne'r trouble the Scriveners, nor Lawyers.

Those guts that by scraping and toyling.

Do swell their Revenues so fast,

Get nothing by all their turmoiling,
But are marks of each tax.
While they load their own backs
With the heavier packs.

And lye down gall'd and weary at last.

While we that do traffick in tipple,

Can baffle the Gown and the Sword,

Whose jaws are so hungry and gripple ;
We ne'r trouble our heads
With Indentures or Deeds,

And our Wills are compos'd in a word.

314 Rump Songs. Part I.

Our mony shall never indite us,

Nor drag us to Goldsmiths Hall,

No Pyrats nor wracks can affright us ;
We, that have no Estates,
Fear no plunder nor rates,
We can sleep with open gates,

He that lyes on the ground cannot fall

We laugh at those Fools whose endeavours
Do but fit them for Prisons and Fines,
When we that spend all are the savers ;

For if Thieves do break in,

They go out empty agin,
Nay, the Plunderers lose their designs.

Then let us not think on to morrow.
But tipple and laugh while we may,
To wash from our hearts all sorrow ;

Those Cormorants which

Are troubled with an itch,

To be mighty and rich.
Do but toyl for the wealth which they borrow.

The Maior of the Town with his Ruff on.

What a pox is he better than we ?

He must vail to the man with the Buff on ;

Though he Custard may eat,

And such lubbardly meat,
Yet our Sack makes us merrier than he.

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The Rebells Reign.

NOw we are met in a knot, lef s take t'other pot,
And chirp o're a cup of Nectar ;
Let's think on a charm, to keep us from harm.
From the Fiend and the new Protector.

Heretofore at a brunt, a Cross would have don't.

But now they have taken courses,
With their Laws and their theft, there's not a Cross left

In the Church nor the Farmers Purses.

They're with you to bring, for stuffing at a King,

For now you must make no dainty,
To have your Nose ground, on a stone turned round

By JSloll, and one and twenty.

But our Rights are kept for us, in Oliver's store-house,
'Twere as good they were set in the Stocks :

They were just in the pickle, in the thirtieth Article,
Like Jack in a Juglers box.

We are loath for to look, for the Saints in a book,

But would not a man be vext,
To see them so rough with their blades and their bluff.

But not a word on't in the Text.

We have been twelve years together by the ears

To prepare for a spiritual raign :
Men v/ere never so spic'd, with the Scepter of Christ

In the hands of a Saint in grain.

3i6 Rump Songs. Part I.

'Twas brewed in their Hives by Citizens wives,

Who ventured their husbands far,
With Robin the fool, there was ne're such a tool

To lead in the womens War.

He was ill at Command, but worse at a stand,

So they sought out another more able :
Then Fair, undertakes, but Nol keeps the stakes,

And sends away Fax with a bauble.

Will, Conqueror the second, without his host reckon'd.

And so did B billet his Mate ;

They made a great noise, 'mongst women and boys,

But now they are both out of date.

Cowardly W had but a foul Fortune,

And wanted a knife to scrape it,
When his Oriphice ran, there was no mortal man,

But omnibus hor is sapit.

Bradshaw, the Knave, sent the King to his grave,

And on the Bloud Royal did trample.
For which the next Le?it, he was made President,

And ere long may be made an example.

Dorislatis did steer, to Hans mine heer,

And Askew to Don at Madril,
Ere a man could have scratcht, they were both dispatcht,

Yet there they lye Leger still.

Martin and St. Johns, and more with a Vengeance,

Had each a finger i'th' pye :
Some for the Money, and some for the Conny,

And some for they knew not why.

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The Parliament sate as snug as a Cat,

And were playing for mine and yours ;
Sweep-stakes was their Game, till Oliver came,

And tum'd it to Knave out of doors.

Then a new one was cast, and made up in hast,

But alas they could do no more
Than empty our purse, and empty us worse

Than e're we were married before.

But in a good hour, they gave up their power

To one that was wiser than they ;
By common consent, 'twas the first Parliament

That ever was 7^/1? de se.

After all this Jeer, we are never the near,
There sits one at the Helm commanding ;

One that doth us nick, with a trick for our trick.
And the stone in our foot notwithstanding.

He'll not relax, one groat of the Tax,

Though it come to more then he need.
He may keep it in store, till his need be more ;

'Tis an Article of our new Creed.

So well he hath wrought, that now he hath brought

The Realm to the manner he it meant ;
The fishes, and the foul, and the Devil and all,

And the monthly pay his high rent.

All this we must bear, but 'twould make a man swear

When they call us a Reformed Nation :
It can never sink into my head for to think

That this is a Reformation.

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'Tis the man in the Moon, or the Devil as soon,

Our Laws are asleep upon shelves :
Our Charter and Freedom, we may bid God speed um,

Tis well we can beg for our selves.

Since Nol hath bereft us, and nothing hath left us,

Not a Horse or a Oxe to plough land,
Let Oliver passe, come fill up my Glasse,

And here's a good health to Rowland.

The Resolve.

T Here's no man so worthy of Envy as he,
Drinks Sack, and is free,
Can draw his mind to his present Condition,
And at that ebbe, can
Shew himself a better man.
Then his Enemy at his full tide of Ambition ;
Has a breast so well Man'd, he fears not the thunder
Of those Bastards of fame,
That have got a Name

By Rapine and Plunder ;
But bravely despiseth.
The Mock-Siin that riseth :
He that's quiet within, what need he to care.
Though not worth a groat, h'as the whole world to spare.

He's arm'd 'gainst the Chances and Changes of State,
And still meets his Fate,

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With a Conquering Cup of the stoutest Canary,
Drinks healths to the best,
And he Wrastles with the rest,
Yet never is foyl'd, 'less his liquor miscarry ;
His thoughts are more soft then the bed that he lies on ;
Who puts his cares to flight,
A Prince is o're Night,

And next Mom doth rise one ;
Let th' Fates do what they will,
He's the self-same Man still :
Scepters have Palsies, and Crowns too are shaking,
Who soundly doth sleep, need not keep others waking.

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Then give us the Sack, let the Hen-hearted Cit,
Drink Whey, and submit.
His Cucumber Courage does ne're well till beaten ;
He, Camel-Vike, kneels,
And his Burthen ne're feels,
Till his back become gall'd, and his carcasse near eaten;
'Has a spirit so poor, that ev'ry Fool rides him ;
He's soul-lesse, alone ;
At best, but a Drone,

And no Man abides him ;
He's a compact of Clay,
That will yield any way:
Tis Sack and good Company sets the Soul free.
Like the Musick of that there's no Harmonic.

320 Rump Songs. Part I.

Upon Cromwell's pulling out the Long
Parliament. 1653.

The Alligory.

AS Plutarch doth write, (a Man of known Credit)
A Serpent there was had a Mutinous Tayle,
Rebell'd 'gainst the Head, that so oft had fed it,
And would not permit it to lead, or prevaile :
Is't not fit that by turns we Leaders should be
Quoth the Tayle ? follow me, as I've follow'd thee.

Now, the Body, being grown too strong for the Head,
Quoth the Head, if it must be, then let it be so ;

For quietnesse sake I yield to be lead,
But fear that from hence some mischief will grow ;

A thing so un-naturall never was read,

As the Head to turn Tayle, and the Tayle to turn Head.

3-
A Monster like this, but of stranger Conditions,

Engender'd there was in the year thirty nine;
Rebell'd 'gainst the Head, but with fawning Petitions,

To have him his Pow'r and his Right to resign ;
This Monster (the truth on't to speak) was begot
By a Mongrell Parson, and that Hagg the Scot.

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So large and so mighty this Tayle grew in length,
That where e're it came, it swept all before it ;

There was no resisting so pow'rfull a strength,
The Head at the last was forc't to implore it :

All our Castles and Towns this Tayle did subdue,

A sad tale to tell, but believe me 'tis true.

Above seven years Conflict this Head did endure,
With that Monsterous Tayle^ and the Spawn it begot

During which time no Man's life was secure.
Our Goods and our Cattle all went to the Pot :

At last came a Champion with an Iron flayle.

And ended the strife 'twixt the Head, and the Tayle :

The Head being departed, the Body began

To consult with the Tayle what was best to do ;

St. George (quoth the Body) 'tis said was a Man,
But what can this thing be is called St. O.

Why he (quoth the Tayle) was one of our Rout,

And 'tis wonderous strange he should turn Tayle about.

While thus they did argue in rusht our St. O.

With Courage more keen then the Sword that he wore ;
Quoth he, ye are vile things, not fit here to grow.

Such Fiends ne're was known in this place heretofore
Tlie wealth and the fat of the Country doth feed you,
And now I do guesse it is high time to bleed you.

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Some say that this Tayle wore the mark of a /*,
O, is a Letter in rank known before it ;

How e're 't makes no matter, 'tis all one to me,
Save this, that I'm sure the O had the more wit ;

There's no Man so blind, but may easily see

He hath added unto his small 6>, a tall P,

My Story now ended come viva St. George,
That old true-blew Lad, and Hospitable-Saint,

Bring a Butt of good Sack to fill up my Gorge,
At this tale of Head and Tayle I almost faint ;

Howe're let it pass, if you studdy upon't,

I hope you wUl neither make Head or Tayle on't.

The Advice.

NE're trouble thy self at the Times nor their turnings.
Afflictions run circular, and wheele about.
Away with these Murmurings, and these Heartburnings,
With the Juyce of the Grape wee'l quench the Fire out,
Ne're chain, nor imprison thy Soul up in sorrow,
What fails us to day, may befriend us to morrow,
Wee'l scorn our Content from others to borrow.

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Though Fortune hath left us wee'le strive to regain her,

And court her with Cupps till her Favourite come,
Then with a Courage untara'd wee'le maintain her,

And silence the noyse of the Enemies Drum,
Wee'le link her unto the Man most deserving,
Shall keep her at work, as well as from starving,
She shall not hereafter be at her own Carving.

I hold him a Novice in Humane affairs,

Thinks whirlings in State a wonderous thing,
To daub up old Ruines with dirty repairs,

And instead of a Scepter to set up a Sling.
Such Atomes of Greatnesse are but Fortune's laughter.
She fattens them up 'till they're fitted for slaughter,
Then leaves them at Tiburn to Tittar and Tauter.

Sharers in the Government.

A MEDLEY.

To 8. several Tunes.

Ome say the World is but a Cheat,
* Troth we see't

For the feet

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Still rebell against the Head,
When Antipodian Rulers sway, :
Who'le obey?
Thus some say,
Shall we not his own steps tread ?
Pray were we not in the late Quarrel,
And pickl'd up in the same Barrel ?
Then why that ? or why this ?
Our hearts are as great as his.

Here is One that claims a share
In the Scepter, and the Chaire,*
Though he cryes Religion down,
Hee's Ambitious for a Crown ;
Fain hee'd have his Head to shine
Where his Father hangs his Signe,
So he should, had I the Power
In the twinkling of an how're
I, of his disease would cure him.

What think you of the Man of War,t
Whose Muzle is the Sea-mans Star ?
Hee's Arm'd within, and Wall'd without
To give the Rout, if that we dare ;
But faith the Dutch will hem him in,
And make him either sink or swim ;

This is the News brought Mr. P

To which he lent scarce half an Eare.

There is one, and a sly one,

In Scotlafid, lurks to quarter with the Lyon,

He is your comeing Man sir,

Will lead the Van sir.

Upon the least Commotion ; %

* Harrison. t Blake. J Pickontthemeaningifyou can.

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He wears a Coat, with double-colours faced,
On one side whereof the States is gravely placed,
But on the other the Cavies rudely raced 3
Hold Ambodexter whither wUt thou go ?

Then comes a stout Heart,

A Man very pert,*
Reaking with Revenge, for Disgrace ;

He swore he was true

To give the Devil his due,
And as firm as the Nose on his Face.

Another puts in

To be a States Pin,t
Good reason it should be so,

He can Circumvent

A Parliament ;
Then why not Our Oliver O ?

Some talk this, and some talk that,
Some talk of New wars, and some they know not what,
But well fare the Cavalier, for at a bare word,
Hee's scarce left either Tongue or Sword.

Then Turbulent-spirited ya<rZ'J bring up the Reere,"
For thou hast a Spleene farr keener than any one here ;
Thou spum'st at Authoritie, art Ambition's Minion,
And boyl'st like thy Soap to advance a New-fangled
Opinion;

* Lambert. f Ludlow. + John Lilborn.

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Promotion's thy drift, to rule doth make thy Wits roame,
But a Gibbet 'tis thought will stand betwixt thee and home.

upon Cromwell's refusing the Kingly Power,

HOw poor is his Spirit ? how lost is his Name,
Deceiveth Opinion, and Curtailes his Fame ?
When as his Designs come near to their height,
'Twixt shall I and shall /, suspect their own weight,
He has traffiqu'd for Honour, but lost the whole Freight:
He that's stout in the Front, not so in the Rear,
Doth forfeit his Fame, and is Cow'd out by Fear.

A small part of Honor to him doth belong,
Consults not the Glory, but faints in the throng ;

That dares not embrace what his own Soul doth Vote,
But yields up Our Liberties to a Red-coat ;
Sure Midsommer's near, and some Men doth dote :
I like the bold Romanes, (whose Fame ever rings)
That kept in Subjection such pittifull things.

He that will be Bug-bear'd, is tum'd again Child.
A Reed than a Scepter is fitter to weild :

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Examine the Story, no Story you'l find,
Saving the Story, that Kat will to kind,
The World is deluded, the Common-wealth blind ;
These false stamps of Honour prove but Copper-Mettle,
And Fame sounds as loud from a Tinkers old Kettle.

4-
He that past has the Pikes, and found Canon-free,
Which shews that noe Curse firom his Parents could be,
Had a Soul so devout, it made Killing a Trade ;
And now to retreat at the sent of a Blade
Doth show of what Mold our Knight-Errant was
made ;
He that flagges in his Flight, when's Ambition sores

high.
Doth stabb his own Merit, & gives Fame the lye.

5-
Then Cicero-VikQ, yea Gown-men drench Cares,
O're-whelm'd with your Own, and your Countries Affairs ;
And Pulpit-men too be as Airy as Wee ;
Do you but preach Sack up, we'l ne'r disagree.
That Common-wealth's best that is the most free :
Then fret not, nor care not, when the Sack's in our

Crown,
We can fancy a King up, or fancy Him down.

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The Encounter.

A SONG.

HAng the Presbyters Gill,
Bring a Pinte of Sack Will,
More Orthodox of the two ;
Though a slender dispute
Will strike the Elfe mute,
Hees one of the honester Crue.

In a Pinte there's small heart,

Sirrah, bring us a Quart,
There's substance and vigor met,

'Twill hold us in Play,

Some part of the day.
But we'll suck him before Sun-set.

The dateing old Pottle

Does now bid us Battle ;
Let's try what his strength can do ;

Keep your Ranks and your Files :

And for all his Wiles,
Wee'l tumble him down Staires too.

The Stout-breasted Lumberd,

His Brains ne'r encumber'd
With drinking of Gallons three ;

Tricofigitcs was named^.

And by Ccesar famed,
Who dubbed him Knight Cap-a-pe.

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If then Honour be in't,

Why a pox should we stint
Our selves of the fullness it bears ?

H' has lesse wit than an Ape

In the blood of the Grape,
Will not plunge himself o're head and ears.

Then summon the Gallon,

A stout Foe, and a tall One,
And likely to hold us to't ;

Keep Coyn in your Purse,

The Word is disburse,
I'le warrant he falls at your foot.

See, the bold Foe appears,

May he fall that him fears ;
Keep you but close Order, and then

We will give him the Rout,

Be he never so stout.
And prepare for his Rallying agen.

Weel dreyn the whole Cellar,

Pipes, Butts, and the Dweller,
If the Wine does flow no faster ;

Will, when thou dost slack us,

By Warrant from Bacchus,
Wee'l Cane thy Tun-belly'd Master.

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The Good Old Cause.

NOw Lamberfs sunk, and valiant M
Does ape his General Cromwell^
And Arthur's Court, 'cause time is short,

Does rage like Devils from Hell ;
Let's mark the fate and course of State,

Who rises when t'other is sinking,
And beleive when this is past

'Twill be our turn at last
To bring the Good Old Cause by drinking.

First, red nos'd Nol he swallowed all.

His colour shew'd he lov'd it :
But Dick his Son, as he were none,

Gav't off, and hath reprov'd it ;
But that his foes made bridge of s nose.

And cry'd him down for a Protector,
Proving him to be a fool, that would undertake to rule.

And not drink and fight like Hector.

The Grecian Lad, he drank like mad.

Minding no work above it ;
And Sans question kill'd Ephestion^

Because he'd not approve it ;
He got command, where God had land,

And like a Maudlin Yonker,
When he tippled all and wept, he laid him down to sleep,

Having no more Worlds to conquer.

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Rump- Parliament would needs invent

An Oath of Abjuration,
But Obedience and Allegiance are now come into fashion :

Then here's a boul, with a heart and soul
To Charles, and let all men say Amen to't,

Though they brought the Father down
From a triple Kingdom Crown,

Wee'l drink the Son up agen to't

The Protecting Brewer.

A Brewer may be a Burgess grave,
And carry the matter so fine and so brave,
That he the better may play the Knave,

Which no body can deny.

A Brewer may be a Parliament-man,
For there the Knavery first began,
And brew most cunning Plots he can,

Which no body, 6^c.

A Brewer may put on a Nabal face.

And march to the Wars with such a grace,

That he may get a Captains place.

Which no body, &'c.

A Brewer may speak so wonderous well,
That he may raise strange things to tell.
And so to be made a CoUonel,

Which no body, o^c.

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A Brewer may make his foes to flee,
And raise his Fortunes, so that he
Lieutenant-General may be,

Which no body, 6^c,

A Brewer he may be all in all,

And raise his Powers .both great and small,

That he may be a Lord General,

Which no body, &'c.

A Brewer may be like a Fox in a Cub,
And teach a Lecture out of a Tub, .
And give the wicked world a rub,

Which no body, drc.

A Brewer by's Excize and Rate,

Will promise his Army he knows what.

And set it upon the Colledge-gate,

Methinks I hear one say to me.
Pray why may not a Brewer be,
Lord-Chancellor o'th' University,

Which no body, &'c.

Which no body, <S^'f .

A Brewer may be as bold as Hector,

When as he has drunk off his cup of Nectar,

And a Brewer may be a Lord Protector.

Which no body, &'c.

Now here remans the strangest thing,

How this Brewer about his Liquor did bring,

To be an Emperour, or a King,

Which no body, &'c.

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A Brewer may do what he will,

And rob the Church and State, to sell

His soul unto the devil of hell,

Which no body can deny.

The Power of the Sword.

LAY by your Pleading, Law lyes a bleeding.
Bum all your Studies down, and throw away your
Reading ;
Small power the Word has, and can afford us
Not half so many Priviledges as the Sword has :
It fosters your Masters, it plasters Disasters,
And makes your Servants, quickly greater than their

Masters ;
It venters, it enters, it circles, it centers.
And makes a Prentice free in spight of his Indentures.

This takes off tall things, and sets up small things,
This masters Money, though Money masters all things ;
'Tis not in season, to talk of Reason,
Or call it Legal, when the Sword will have it Treason ;
It conquers the Crown too, the Furres and the Gown

too,
This set up a Presbyter, and this puU'd him down too ;
This subtil Deceiver, tum'd Bonnet to Beaver,
Down drops a Bishop, and up starts a Weaver.

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This fits a Lay-man to preach and pray man,
'Tis this can make a Lord of him that was a Dray-
man;
Forth from the dull pit, of Follies full pit,
This brought an Hebrew Iron-monger to the Pul-

pit;
Such pittifuU things be, more happier than Kings

be,
This got the Herauldry of Thimblebee and Slingsbee;
No Gospel can guide it, no Law can decide it.
In Church or State, untill the Sword hath sanctif/d
it.

Down goes the Law-tricks, for from that Matrix
Sprung holy Hewsoris power, and tumbled down St.

Patricks ;
The Sword prevails so highly in Wales too,
Shinkin op Powel cryes, and swears Cuts-pluttera-nails

too;
In Scotland this Waster, did make such disaster.
They sent their Money back for which they sold their

Master ;
It batter'd so their Dunkirke, and did so the Don

firke.
That he is fled, and swears, the Devil is in Dun-

kirke.

He that can tower o'er him that is lower.

Would be but thought a Fool to put away his

Power ;
Take Books and rent 'um, who would invent 'um,
When as the Sword replyes, Negatur argicmentum ?

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Your grand CoUedge Butlers, must stoop to your

Sutlers,
There's not a Library living like the Cutlers ;
The bloud that is spilt, Sir, hath gain'd all the gilt,

Sir,
Thus have you seen me run the Sword up to the hilt,

Sir.

Cromwell's CoronaHo7i.

O Liver, Oliver, take up thy Crown,
For now thou hast made three Kingdoms thine
own;
Call thee a Conclave of thy own creation,

To ride us to mine, who dare thee oppose :

Whilst we thy good people are at thy Devotion,

To fall down and worship thy terrible Nose,

To thee and thy Mermydons, Oliver, we,
Do tender our homage as fits thy degree.
We'll pay the Excise and Taxes, God blesse us, '

With fear and contrition, as penitents should.
Whilst you, great Sir, vouchsafe to oppresse us>

Not daring so much as in private to scold.

We bow down, as cow'd down, to thee and thy

Sword,
For now thou hast made thy self Englands sole

Lord,
By Mandate of Scripture, and Heavenly warrant,
The Oath of Allegiance, and Covenant too ;

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To Charles and his Kingdoms thou art Heir apparent,
And bom to rule over the Turk and theyhe/.

Then Oliver, Oliver, get up and ride,

Whilst Lords, Knights, and Gentry do run by thy side ;

The Maulsters and Brewers account it their glory,

Great God of the Grain-tub's compared to thee :
All Rebells of old are lost in their story,

Till thou plod'st along to the Fadington-\XQt.

The BREWER.

To the Tune of the Black-smith.

THere many a Clinching Verse is made
In honour of the Black-smiths trade,
But more of the Brewer may be said,

Which no body can deny.

I need not much of this repeat.
The Black-smith cannot be compleat,
Unlesse the Brewer do give him a heat,

Which no body can deny.

When Smug unto the forge doth come,
Unlesse the Brewer doth liquor him home.
He'll never strike thy pot and my pot Tom.

Which no body can deny.

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Of all professions in the town

The Brewers trade hath gain'd renown,

His liquor reacheth up to the Crown,

Which no body can deny.

Many new Lords from him there did spring,
Of all the trades he still was their King,
For the Brewer had the world in a sling,

Which no body can deny.

He scometh all Laws and Martial stops,
But whips an Army as round as tops.
And cuts off his foes as thick as hops.

Which no body can deny.

He dives for Riches down to the bottom.
And cryes, my Masters, when he had got um,
Let every tub stand upon his own bottom,

Which no body can deny.

In War-like acts he scorns to stoop.
For when his Army begins to droop,
He draws them up us round as a hoop.

Which no body can deny.

The Jewish Scots that scorns to eat

The flesh of Swine, and Breivers beat,

'Twas the sight of this hogs-head made 'um retreat.

Which no body can deny.

V oox Jockie and his basket hilt

Was beaten, and much blood was spilt.

And their bodies like barrels did run atilt.

Which no body can deny.
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Though Jemy gave the first assault,

The Brewer at last made them to halt,

And left them what the Cat left in the Mault.

Which no body can deny.

They cry'd that Antichrist came to settle

Religion in a Cooler and a Kettle,

For his Nose and Copper were both of one mettle,

Which no body can deny.

Some Christian King began to quake,

And said, with the Brewer no quarrels we'll make,

We'll let him alone, as he Brews let him Bake,

Which no body can deny.

He hath a strong and very stout heart.
And thought to be made an Emperor for't.
But the Devil put a spoke in his Cart,

Which no body can deny.

If any intended to do him disgrace,

His fury would take off his head in the place.

He alway did carry his Furnesse in his face,

Which no body can deny.

But yet by the way you must understand.
He kept his foes so under command,
That Pride could never get the upper hand,

Which no body can deny.

He was a stout Brewer, of whom we may brag,
Kut now he is hurried away with a hag ;
Ue brew'd in a bottle, and bak'd in a bag,

Which no body can deny.

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And now may all stout Souldiers say,

Farewell the glory of the day,

For the Brewer himself is tum'd to clay,

Which no body can detiy.

Thus fell the brave Brewer, the bold son of slaughter,
We need not to fear what shall follow after.
For he dealt all his life time in fire and water.

Which no body can deny.

And if his Successor had had but his might,
We had not been in a pittifuU plight.
But he was found many grains too light.

Which no body can deny.

Let's leave off singing and drink off our Bub,
Wee'll call for a Reckoning, and every man Club,
For I think I have told you a Tale of a Tub.

Which no body can deny.

In imitation of Come my Daphne, a
Dialogue between Pluto and Oliver.

Pluto. f~~*" Ome Imp Royal, come away,

V_^Into black night we will turn bright day.
Oliver. 'Tis Pluto calls, what would my Syre ?
Pluto. Come, follow me to the Stygian fire,

Where Ireton doth wait

To welcome thee in state.
Oliver. Were I in bed with Lamberts wife,

I'de quit those joyes for such a life.

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Piuto. My Princely Noi make hast,

For thee we keep a Fast.
Oliver. In these dismal shades will I

Unto thee unfold my Villany.
Pluto. In my bosome I'll thee lay,

For thy sake wee'l all keep holyday.

Chorus.Vft'W rage and roar, and fiy in flames,
And Charles himself shall see
How damn'dly we agree.
Yet scorn to change our Chains
For his eternal diety.

A Quarrel betwixt Tower-hill and
Tyburn.

I'LE tell you a Story that never was told,
A tale that hath both head and heel,
And though by no Recorder inroU'd,
I know you will find it as true as steel.

When General Monck was come to the Town,
A little time after the Rump had the rout,

When Loyalty rose, and Rebellion fell down.
They say, that Tower-hill and Tybume fell out.

Quoth terrible Tyburne to lofty Tower-hill^
Thy longed-for daies are come at last,

And now thoii wilt dayly thy belly fulfill
With King-killers bloud whilst I must fast.

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The High Court of Justice will come to the Bar,
There to be cooked and dressed for thee,

Whilst I, that live out of Town so far,
Must only be fed by Fellony.

If Treason be counted the foulest fact,

And dying be a Traytor's due.
Then why should you all the glory exact ?

You know, they are fitter for me than you.

To speak the plain truth, I have groan'd for them long,
For when they had routed the Royal Root,

And done the Kingdom so much wrong,
I knew at the last they would come to't.

When Titchburne sate upon the Bench,

Twirling his Chain in high degree,
With a Beardless Chin, like a withered Wench,

Thought I, the Bar is fitter for thee.

But then, with stately composed face, \

Tower-hill to Tyburne made reply, \

Do not complain, in such a Case \
Thou shalt have thy share as well as I.

There are a sort of Mongrils, which

My Lordly Scafibld will disgrace :
I know Hugh Peters his fingers itch

To make a Pulpit of the place.

But take him Tyburn, he is thine own.

Divide his quarters with thy knife,
Who did pollute with flesh and bone

The quarters of the Butchers wife.

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The next among these Petticoat-Peers

v) Ist^arry Martin, take him thither,

But he hath been addle so many years,
That I fear he will hardly hang together.

There's Hacker, zealous Tom Harrison too.

That boldly defends the bloudy deed,
He practizeth what the Jesuites do,

To murder his King, as a part of his Creed.

There's single-eyed Hewson the Cobler of Fate,

Translated into Buff and Feather,
But bootless are all his seams of State

When the soul is unript from the upper-leather.

Is this prophane mechanical Brood

For me, that have been dignify 'd
With loyal Laud and Straffords blood,

And holy Hewet, who lately dy'd ?

Do thou contrive with deadly Dun

To send them to the River of Stix,
'Tis pitty, since those Saints are gone,
'''■■:., That Martyrs and Murtherers bloud should mix.

Then do not fear me that I will

Deprive thee of that fatal Day ;
'Tis fit those that their King did kill

Sould hang up in the Kings high-way.

My Priviledge, though I know it is large.

Into thy hand I'le freely give it.
For there is Cook that read the Kings Charge,

Is only fit for the Devils tribute.

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Then taunting Tyburn, in great scorn,

Did make Tower-hill this rude reply :
So much rank bloud my stomack will turn,

And thou shalt be sick as well as I.

These Traytors made those Martyrs bleed

Upon the Block, that thou dost bear,
And there it is fit they should dye for the deed ;

But Tower-hill cryed, they shall not come there.

With that grim Tyburn began to fret.

And Tower-hill did look very grim :
And sure as a Club they both would have met,

But that the City did step between.

T/te Bloody Bed-roll, or Treason displayed

in its Colours.

Triumphing News for Cavaliers,

The Rump smells strong, cast out by th' Peers.

OLd OLIVER'S gone to the Dogs,
Oh ! No I do mistake,
Hee's gone in a Wherry
Over the Ferry,
Is call'd the Stygian Lake.
But Cerberus that Great Porter
Did read him such a Lecture,
That made him to roar
When he came a-shoar

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For being Lord Protector.
News, news, news,
Brave Cavaliers be merry,
Chear up your sad souls
With Bacchus Bowls,
Of Claret, White, and Sherry.

Where is that Cursed Crew
Were of the last Kings Jury,

By thy damned soul

Go fetch them Nol
Quoth Pluto in his fury.
Where is oM/oan thy wife ?
Her Highness I would see,

Come let her in

She shall be my Queen,
For a Cuckold thou shalt be.
News, news, Sic.

»
Make room for a Ramping Lady,
One of the Devils race,

This ugly Witch,

And nasty Bitch
Spat in the King's sweet face.
I'le make her a Lady of Honour,
Quoth Pluto let her in,

And open the door ;

For this old Whore
Shall wait upon my Queen.
News, news, &c.

I Here comes Sir HENRY MARTYN
As good as ever pist,

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This wenching beast

Had Whores at least
A thousand on his list :
This made the Devils laugh,
So good a friend to see,

At Pluto's Court

There's better sport,
Come thou shalt dwell with me.
News, Tiewiy &c.

Bid Caron bring his Boat,
Here comes a man of fame,

Who hath waited here

Above a year,
JACK BRADSHAW is his name.
O ho quoth Pluto then.
As loud as he could yawl.

By Oliver's Nose

I did suppose
Thou hadst been at White-halt.
News, neivs, &c.

Thou'rt welcome to my Court,
Here on my Scroul I find,

I have in store

A thousand more
As Arrant Rogues behind.
Why art thou sad quoth Pluto f
My Servants must appear.

Then do not grudge

I'le made thee Judge
Of all my Subjects here.
News, navs, &c.

346

Rump Songs.

Part I.

Here comes a friend of mine,
Make room for the Lord LISLE,

His guests at last

Did come so fast
That made old Plufo smile.
Thou must along with me,
Now 'tis too late to rue it,

Thy damned Soul

Is on my Scroul,
Remember Doctor Hewet.
News, news, &c.

What is the Cause Sir ARTHUR
Your Pulses go so quick ?

'Tis Bishops Lands

That's in your hands
Which makes them beat so thick.
Thy Oath of Abjuration
Was far a worser thing,

For the Devil and thou

Did study how
We should abjure our KING.
News, news, &c.

Next comes Sir HENRY MILDMAY
As good as ever twang'd,

What Laws had we

When he scap'd free
And honest men were hang'd ?
Perhaps the KING's good grace
May pardon what is past,

But that's all one

At Plutds Throne
Thou must appear at last.
News, news, &c.

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Shall Traytors be conceal'd ?
Oh ! no Sir HENRY VANE,

'Tis a pittifuU thing

For our good KING
When Traytors are in grain.
If thou wilt take the pains,
Then pray thee go and look,

For I am told

Thou art enrol'd
In Pluto's bloody Book.
News, news, &c.

Here comes the Learned SPEAKER,
Whose baggs of Gold do rust,

Who would not hear

A Cavalier
Though his Cause were nere so just.
Corruption bears the sway
Where Justice is deny'd.

The Devil take him,

And Mr. P Y M,
And likewise Collonel PRIDE,
News, fiews, &c.

Make room for one-ey'd HEWSON,
A Lord of such account,

'Twas a pretty Jest

That such a Beast
Should to such honour mount
When Coblers were in fashion.
And Nig/ierds in such grace ;

'Twas sport to see

How PRIDE and he

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Did justle for the Place.
News, news, &c.

What dreadful! shew is this ?
'Tis PRIDEAUX or his Ghost,

He makes such hast,

And comes so fast,
I think He's riding Post.
A Lawyer if thou art,
Amongst the damned souls,

At Fluids Barre,

'Tis better farre
Then pleading at the Roles.
News, news, &c.

Oh welcome Dr. P E T E R S,
And Comet JOYCE also.

One of these twain

Was worse than Cain
That gave the deadly blow :
One of these Cursed Rogues
Was he that did the feat,

But some men say

'Twas that Lord GRAY
That made the work compleat
News, news, &c.

A Boat for this Old Doctor
To cross the River Styx,

For Fiuto he

Desired to see
Some of his Antick tricks;
My Chaplain thou shalt be,
What more can be desired ?

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Oh ! quoth he
That cannot be,
My Lease is not expir'd.
News, news, &c.

Oh ! my Rump, my Rump, my Rump,
My Rump smells wonderous strong,

The blisters rise

About my Thighs
With voting here so long,
My Rump is grown so sore,
I can no longer sit,

Hold up thy Bum,

The Devil is come
With a Plaister to cure it.
News, news, &c.

When Pluio keeps his feasts,

The Rogues must all appear, ^

And Mr. SCOT

I had forgot.
Must tast of this good Chear.
Find out the Man, quoth Pluto,
That is the greater sinner,

If COOK be he

Then COOK shall be
The Cook to Cook my dinner,
News, news, &c.

God blesse the KINGS good grace,
And keep him from his foes,

I wish the rather

Because his Fai/ier
Had too too many of those.

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God blesse the Duke of YORK,
His Sister, and Another,

Accurst be those

That do oppose
The sending for their Mother.

JVews, news, news.

Brave CavaHers be merry,

Chear up your sad souls

With Bacchus Bowls^

Of Clard, White, and Sherry.

The four Leggd Elder ; or a Relation of a
Horrible Dog and an Elders Maid.

To the Tune of TJie Ladies fall ; Or Gather
your Rose Buds, and 50 other Tunes.

ALL Christians and Lay-Elders too,
For shame amend your Lives,
I'll tell you of a Dog-trick now,

Which much concerns your wives.
An Elder's Maid near Temple-bar

(Ah what a Quean was she !)
Did take an ugly Mastiff Cur

Where Christians use to be.
Help House of Commons, House of Peers /

Oh flow or never help /
TfC Assembly having sate four years

Have now brought forth a whelp !

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One Evening late she stept aside,

Pretending to fetch Eggs,
And there she made her self a Bride

To one that had four leggs :
Her Master hears a Rumblement,

And wonder'd she did tarry,
Not dreaming (without his consent)

His Dog would ever marry.
Help House of Commons, &c.

He went to peep, but was afraid,

And hastily did run
To fetch a Staff to help his Maid,

Not knowing what was done ;
He took his Ruling Elder's Cane,

And cry'd out, Help, help here I
For Swash our Mastiff and "^oox Jane

Are noWfJight Dog, fight Bear.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

4-
But when he came he was full sorry,

For he perceiv'd their strife,
That according to the Directory

These two were Dog and Wife :
Ah (then he said) thou cruel Quean,

Why hast thou me beguil'd ?
I wonder'd Swash was grown so lean.

Poor Dog he's almost spoyl'd.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

5-
I thought thou hadst no carnal sense
But what's in other Lasses,

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And could have quench'd thy Cupiscence

According to the Classis ;
But all the Parish see it plain,

Since thou art in this pickle,
Thou art an Independent Quean,

And lov'st a Conventicle.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

6.
Alas now each Malignant Rogue

Will all the world perswade
That she that's Spouse unto a Dog,

May be an Elder's Maid ;
They'll jeer us if abroad we stir,

Good Master Elder stay.
Sir, of what Classis is your Cur ;

And then what can we say ?
Oh House of Commons, &c

7-
They'll many graceless Ballads sing

Of a Presbyterian,
That a Lay-Elder is a thing

Made up half-Dog half-Man :
Out, out, (said he, and smote her down)

Was Mankind grown so scant ?
There's scarce another Dog in town

Had took the Covenant.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

8.
Then Swash began to look full grim,

KxAJane did thus reply,
Sir, you thought nought too good for him.

And fed your Dog too high :
Tis true, he took me in the lurch,

And leapt into ray arm.

Part I. Rump Songs. 35;

But (as I hope to come to Church)

I did your Dog no harm.
Oh House of Commons^ &c.

9-
Then she was brought to Newgate Gaol,

And there was naked stript,
They whipt her till the Cord did fail,

As Dogs use to be whipt :
Poor City Maids shed many a tear

When she was lash'd and bang'd,
And had she been a Cavalier,

Surely she had been hang'd.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

10.
Her's was but Fornication found,

For which she felt the lash,
But his was Buggery presum'd,

Therefore they hanged Swash.
What will become of Bishops then,

Or Independency,
For now we find both Dogs and Men

Stand for Presbytery.
Oh House of Commom, &c.

II.
She might have took a Sow-gelder,

With Synod-men good store.
But she would have a Lay-Elder

With two legs, and two more.
Go tell the Assembly of Divines,

Tell Adoniram Blew,
Tell B urges, Alars/uill, Case, and lines,

Tell Now-and-Anon-too.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

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13.

Some said she was a Scotish Girl,

Or else (at least) a Witch ;
But she was bom in Colchester,

Was ever such a Bitch !
Take heed all Christian Virgins now,

The Dog-star now prevails ;
Ladies beware your Monkeys too,

For Monkeys have long tails.
Oh House of Commons, &c.

13-
Blesse King and Queen, and send us peace,

As we had seven years since,
For we remember no Dog-dayes

While we enjoy'd our Prince :
Bless sweet Prince Charles, two Dukes, three Girls,

O save His Majesty !
Grant that his Commons, Lords, and Earls,

May lead such lives as He.
Oh House of Commons, House of Peers I

Oh now or never help !
TK Assembly having sate four years,

Have now brought forth a whelp !

News from Colchester.

Or, A Proper new Ballad of certain Carnal passages
betwixt a Quaker and a Colt, at Horsley near Colchester
in Essex. To the Tune of Tom of Bedlam.
I.

ALL in the Land of Essex,
Near Colchester the Zealous,

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On the side of a bank, ^

Was play'd such a Prank,
As would make a Stone-horse jealous.

2.
Help Woodcock, Fox, and Nailor,
For Brother Greeks a Stallion,

Now alas what hope,

Of converting the Pope,
When a Quaker turns Itcdian !

3-
Even to our whole profession
A scandall 'twill be counted.

When 'tis talkt with disdain

Among the Profane,
How Brother Green was mounted.

4-
And in the Good time of Christians,
Which though our Saints have damn'd all.

Yet when did they hear

That a damn'd Cavalier
Ere play'd such a Christmas gamball ?

5-
Had thy flesh, O Green, been pamper'd
With any Cates unhallow'd.

Hast thou sweetned thy Gums
With Pottage of Plums,
Or prophane minc'd Pie hadst swallow'd.

6.
RoU'd up in wanton Swine's-flesh,
The Fiend might have crept into thee,
Then fulnesse of gut
Might have made thee rut.
And the Devil have so rid through thee.

23—2

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7-
But alas, he had been feasted
With a Spiritual Collation,

By our frugal Mayor,

Who can dine on a Prayer,
And sup on an Exhortation.

8.
'Twas meer impulse of Spirit,
Though he us'd the weapon carnal.

Filly Foal, quoth he.

My Bride thou shalt be :
And how this is lawfuU, learn all.

9-
For if no respect of Persons
Be due 'mongst the sons oi Adam,

In a large extent.

Thereby may be meant
That a Mare's as good as a Madam.

lO.

Then without more Ceremony,
Not bonnet vail'd, nor Kist her,

But took her by fcice.

For better for worse,
And us'd her like a Sister.
1 1.
Now when in such a Saddle
A Saint will needs be riding,

Though we dare not say

'Tis a falling away.
May there not be some back-sliding ?

12.

No surely, quoth ya;wj Nailor,
'Twas but an insurrection

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Of the Carnal part,
For a Quaker in heart
Can never lose perfection.

13-
For (as our Masters teach us)
The intent being well directed,

Though the Devil trapan

The Adamical man.
The Saint stands un-infected.

14.
But alas a Pagan Jury
Ne're judges what's intended,

Then say what we can.

Brother Green's out-ward man
I fear will be suspended.

15-

And our Adopted Sister
Will find no better quarter,

But when him we inroul

For a Saint, Filly Foal
Shall passe her self for a Martyr.

16.

Rome that Spiritual Sodotne,
No longer is thy debter,

O Colchester, now

Who's Sodome but thou,
Even according to the Letter ?

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The Four-legg'd Qimker.
To the Tune of The Four-legg'd Elder.
I.

ALL that have two or but one ear,
(I dare not tell ye half)
You of an Essex Colt shall hear

Will shame their very Calf.
In Horsley Fields near Colchester
A Quaker would turn Trooper ;
He caught a Foal and mounted her
(O base !) below the Crupper.

Help Lords, and Commons, once more help,

O send us Knives and Daggers !
For if the Quakers be not gelt

Your Troops will have the Staggers.

2.
Ralph Green (it was this Varlef s name)

Of Colchester you'll swear,
For thence the Four-leg^ d Elder came,

Was ever such a Pair !
But though 'twas foul 'tween Swash dindijane.

Yet this is ten times worse ;
For then a Dog did play the Man,

But Man now play'd the Horse.
Help, <2vr.

The Owner of the Colt was nigh,

(Observing their Embrace)
And drawing nearer did espy

The Quaker's sorrel Face :

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My Foal is ravish'd (then he cryes,

And fiercely at him ran)
Thou Rogue, 111 have thee haltered twice,

As Horse and eke as Man !

Help, ^c.

4-
Ah Devil, do'st thou tremble ? now

'Tis sore against thy will ;
For Mares and preaching Ladies know

Thou hast a Colts tooth still :
But mine's not guilty of this Fact,

She was by thee compelled ;
Poor thing, whom no man ever backt

Thou wickedly hast Bellied.

Help, cr'c.

5-
O fiiend (said Green, with sighs and groans)

Let this thy wrath appease !
(And gave him then eight new Half-crowns

To make him hold his peace.)
The man reply'd, though I for this

Conceal thy Hugger Mugger,
Do'st think it lawfull for a Piece

A filly Foal to Bugger ?
He/p, dr'c.

6.
The Master saw his Colt defil'd.

Which vext his Soul with doubt ;
For if his Filly prov'd with Childe

He knew all would come out :
Then he afresh began to rave,

(For all his Money taking)
Neighbours, said he, I took this Knave

Ith' very act of Quaking.
Help, 6-f. ,

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7-
Then to the Pinfold (Gaol I mean)

They dragg'd him by the Mane,
They call'd him Beast, and call'd her Quean,'

As if she had ht^njane.
O stone him (all the Women cry'd)

Nay geld him (which is worse)
Who scom'd us all, and took a Bride

That's Daughter to a Horse !
Help, 6^^.

8.
The Colt was silent all this while.

And therefore 'twas no Rape,
The Virgin foal he did beguile,

And so intends to scape :
For though he caught her in a Ditch

Where she could not revolt,
Yet he had no Scotfsh spurr nor Switch

To ride the willing Colt.
Help, Q!^c.

O Essex, Essex, England'' s pride.

Go bum this long-tail'd Quean,
For though the Thames runs by thy side,

It cannot wash thee clean !
'Tis not thy Bleating Sonn's complaints,

Hold forth such wanton courses,
Thy Oysters hint the very Saint

To horn the very Horses.
Help, ^'c.

10.
Though they salute not in the Street

(Because they are our Masters)
'Tis now reveal'd why Quakers meet

In Meadows, Woods, and Pastures.

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But Hors-men, Mare-men, all and some

Who Man and Beast perplex,
Not only from East-Horsley come,

But from West-Middle-Sex.
Help, 6^r.

II.
This was not GREEN the Feltmaker,

Nor Willow GREEN the Baker,
Nor GEORGE the Sea-GREEN Mariner,

But RALPH the Grasse-GREEN Quaker,
Had GREEN the Sow-gelder but known,

And done his Office duly,
Though RALPH was GREEN when he cane on,

He had come ofif most blewly.
Help, drc.

12.
Alas you know by Man's flesh came

The Foul-disease to Naples,
And now we fear the very same

Is broke into our Stables ;
For Death hath stoln so many Steeds

From Prince and Peer, and Carrier,
That this new Murrain rather needs

A *FARRAR than a Farrier.

Help, &=€.

13-
Nay if this GREEN within the walls

Of Colchester left forces,
Those Cavaliers were Caniballs,

Eating his Humane Horses !
But some make Man their second course,

(In cool Blood will not spare)

* Physician to (he Earl of Pembrook, who is no Quaker nor
Quacker.

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Who butcher Men and favour Horse
Will couple with a Mare.
Help, ^c.

14.
This Centaur, unquoth Other thing,

Will make a dreadfull Breach :
Yet though an Ass may speak or *sing,

O let not Horses preach !
But bridle such wilde Colts who can

When they'll obey no Summons,
For things begot 'tween Mare & Man
Are neither Lords nor Commons.
Help, ^'c.

15-
O Elders, Independants too,

Though all your Power's combin'd
Quakers will grow too strong for you

Now Horse and Man are joyn'd :
While Cavaliers, poor foolish Rogues,

Know only Maids Affairs,
She-Presbyters can deal with Dogs,

And Quaking-men with Mares.
Help, <5^•^.

16.
Now as when Milan Town was rear'd,

A Monstrous Sow untam'd,
With Back half Hair half Wool appear'd,

'Twas Mediolanum nam'd :
So Colchester must have recourse

To some such four-legg'd Sister,
For sure as Horsley came from Horse,

From Colt 'twas call'd Col-chester.
Help, Lords and Commons, 6^c.

* A new Sect of young Men and Women, who pray, eat and sing
ex tempore.

Part I.

Rump Songs.

363

A ] OLT on Michaelmas day 1654.

To the Tune of

To himself that JiathfooVd
More than Mahomet could^ 6fc.

IT fell on a day,
^Vhen good People say
St. Michael beat the Dragon,
My Lord the Protector
Did drive (like a Hector)
A Coach instead of a * Wagon.

2.
Because he did hear
The Chareteer

Did antiently wear a Crown,
Up went the Horse-heels,
Round round went the Wheeles,

'Till his Highnesse came head-long down.

He reign'd them so hard,

They look'd back and were scar'd

To see him so red and so grim
Away then they fled,
And though he us'd to lead,

This new-nwdell'd Horse would lead him.

* Londinium petere solebat ^statofio, sm vehicvlo communi.

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But O how they snuff
When his Pistol flew off,

For which all the Saints suspect him,
Doth Providence attend him,
Thirty thousand defend him,

Yet a poor Pocket-pistol protect him ;

5-
How many a Hurl
Had poor Mr. *Thurl-

-Lo ! He in the Coach did prank it :
He thought he had sate
Chief Secretary of State,
But was toss'd like a Dog in a Blanket.

6.
Nay had they run faster
Hee'd follow his Master

Through all the Sceans of this Mad-show :
A Brewer, a Collonel,
A Preacher, a General,

A Protector, a King then comes Bradshaw.

7-
They slander my Lord
With a bug-bear Word,

That he did like Phaeton drive ;
But his Highness try'd
Six Horses to guide.

And Phaeton had no\v five.

* Vocem ry THURLO rithmice respondentem nostrates deside-
rant : nomen itaque (ipsius homulli instar crucis) banc rftrjniv patitur ;
nostroque vel versiculo, ac ipso curru, hue illuc impellitur.

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8.
Mad Phaeton hurl'd
Fire all o're the World,

Then dead in a River was found :
But my Lord had no ayme
To set all in a flame,

And never was bom to be drown'd.

9-
'Twas Nero did strive
Such Charets to drive,

And publickly shew'd his Work \
But when my Lord sticks
Up his Bills to shew tricks,

Hee'l undo th'other dauncing Turk.

lO.

But if you look high,
There's some reason why

These Jades did so fling and skip,
For though we afford
Him the power of the Sword,

He had no command of the Whip.
II.
Enthron'd in his Chair
(What a pox did He there ?)

He took such Protectorly courses,
He seem'd Horse and Mule,
But 'tis easier to rule

Three Kingdopis, than six Horses.
12.
Not a day nor an hour
But we felt his Power,

And now he would shew us his Art :

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His first Reproach
Is a fall fi"om a Coach,

And his last will be from a Cart.

The House out of Doors.

April 20. 1653.
To the Tune of Cook Laurell.

YOu saw Eleven Members tum'd out of Doors,
And 200. more were driven from home,
And then their own Lords were voted down stairs,

(When some of them crept into the Lower room ■)
We purg'd and we purg'd, but all would not do't,
(The Body had got such a damnable Paunch)
'Till OLIVER fell upon Branch a?id Root,

Then down with it, down with it, down Root and Branch.
With a hey down, down a down down.

Sing ho down down to make ttp the Ditty,
With a hey down down a down down,
The Parliament's broke as well as the City.

2.
These Remnant Members began to say

Their General was fit to be had in suspition ;
And offered to Vote his Commission away.

As if (forsooth) they had given him his Commission :
He did (yet did not) make use of his Sword,
On Men that could vote, and vote, but no more

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He shew'd them his Hilt, and spake but a word,
And that word blew the whole House out of door.
With a hey down, c^c.
The Parliaments broke as well as the City.

3-
This day was Strafford all-to-be-Traytor'd,

Because (they say) He had an Intetit
(As this day Nol the Members scatter'd*)

By an Army to force the Parliament.
At which old VANE now rants and raves,

For Strafford's bloud is not yet grown cold)
And yet we must say while we speak of Knaves,
The Old is the Youngs and the Young is the Old.
With a hey down, &'c.
The Parliaments broke cts well as the City.

4-
Sir MILDMAY then with his hand on his groin,

(As for a Knave of t/ie Diamonds) stood :
He eat the Kings Bread, & drank the Kings Wine,

So long till at last he drank of his Bloud.
So did CORNELIVS HOLLAND too.

Whose share i'th' Revenue doth fill three Pages,
But now when the House is broke up (you know)
'Tis fit HousJwld Servants be paid their Wages.
With a hey down, &'c.

The Parliaments broke as well as the City.

5-
The Judge of Morocco {Treason HLLL)

Devour'd at a Morsell all Taunton Dean,
He keeps five Chambers i'th' Temple, but will

(Now th' House is puU'd do%vn) be a Hillock again.
And the Devil too for his BOND doth call,

* April 20. 1 64 1, 1653.

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Though Dennis from Chamber to Chamber did hop,
He sate Lord President at Whitefmll,

But now must go home to sit in his shop.
With a hey, <&-<:.

The Parliamenfs broke as well as the City.

Now Alderman Fustian cocks not his Beaver,

Who chang'd his Name from Perry to PVRY,
A Dean and a Bishop made out of a Weaver,

That had been refus'd to be of a Jury :
He vow'd to leave not a Gentleman,

Though every House were big as Rome :
In all bloody Votes he highest ran ;

But now may run down to his Bottom and Loom.
With a hey, &^c.
The Parliamenfs broke as well as the City.

7-
Now look to your Wives, for I am inform'd
That carnal SCOT is again broke loose ;
But the IJouse that shelter'd his Lust is Reform'd

As he did the Hall of Lambeth-house;
(For he knew the High Commission sate there)

Both King and Cromwell he openly curs'd.
But Oliver now will pay his Arrear,

For of all kind of Scots the English is worst.
With a hey down, down a down down.

Sing ho down down to make up the Ditty,
With a hey down down a down down,
The Parliame?it' s broke as well as the Cit\\

Part I. Rump Songs. 369

The RUMP.

December 26. 1659.
To the Tune of T/ie Blacksmith.

NOw Master & Prentice for Rimes must pump
On Hab* Noll, Arthur, and Lawson Vantrump,
A Long Parliament of a Short Rump.

Which no body can deny.

For Wits and No-Wits now have an Itch
To prepare some damnable tearing Switch
For them whose very Face is a Breech.

WhUh, &c.

Twelve years they sate above Kin^s and Queens^
Full twelve, and then had enter'd their teens
When Oliver came to out-sin their Sins.

Which, &c.

And yet after all his signal Septembers,

Both he and his Babe, and his Ot/ier- House Members

Saw Rump was but asleep in its Embers.

Which, &c.

For up it rose, then out 'twas blown.

For Lambert and Riwip like my Lady and Joan,

Blew in and out till Rump blew out John.

Which, Sec.
* St. John's.

370 Rump Songs. Part I.

And then it swell'd with such monstrous growth
That by and % it broke out in the South,
From whence it was called PORTS-MOUTH.

Which, &c.

From thence to London it rode tan-tivy,
(Though London then wore Holly and Lvy)
And sate at Whitehall in a CounciUPrivy.

Which, &c.

Then suddenly Fleetwood fell from Grace,
And now cryes Heaven hath spit in his face.
Though he smelt it came from another place.

Which, &c.

Janizary Desbrow then look'd pale,
For, said he, if this Rump prevail,
'Twill blow me back to my old Plough-tayl,

Which, &c.

But when he felt his own Regiment kick,

Oh, quoth he, this was my own Trick

'Gainst my Brother Nol and my Nephew Dick.

Which, &c.

Now whom the Devil doth Rump represent ?
'Twas This that Sir Thomas Jermyn meant
When he call'd it a Whipping Parliament.

Which, &c.

We're stript of all shelter from the long Robe,
As rich and warm as the Devil left Job,
For Satan Rump sits Lord of the Globe.

Which, &c.

Part I. Rump Songs. 371

And yet when all is examin'd and ponder'd,
You'll find three Kingdoms enslav'd & plunder'd,
For saying Fourty is lesse than Four hundred.

Which, &c.

And now behold the Sign is in Clum,

But if Monck be honest or wise, then soon he

Makes Rump but the Italians Domo Communi.

Which, &c.

Heaven bless the King, with his two brave Brothers,
From Rumps and Lords of the House call'd Others,
And hang these Rumping Sons of their Mothers.

Which, &C.

And that He may blesse both Us and our Heirs,
Let all the Members of Commons and Peers,
Turn honest as He that wants his Ears.

Which no body can deny.

Sir Eglamor and the Dragon :

Or a Relation how Generall George Monck slew a
most Cruell Dragon Febr. 11. 1659.

To the Tune of Sir Eglamor.

GEnerall George that Valiant wight,
He took his Sword and he would go fight,
And as he rode through London Town,
Men, "Women, Posts, and Gates, fell down.

24 — 2

372 Rump Songs. Part I.

But turning about towards Westminster,

He saw it must come to Fight Dog^ Fight Bear,

For there an old Dragon sate in its Den,

Had devour'd (God knows how many) brave Men.

3-
This Dragon it was and a monstrous Beast,
With fourty or fifty heads at least,
And still as this Dragon drank down Blood,
Those heads would wag and cry good— good— good !

4-
No Hidra nor Leviathan,
For every Head look'd like a man,
And yet they all grew Hidra-vnse,
For cut off one and another would rise.

Besides it had most Devilish claws,
Call'd Committees of the Good Old Cause ;
But Devil and his Dam had no such Paunch
As this which swallow'd Hoot and Branch.

6.
It swallow'd Churches, Pallaces,
Forrests, Islands, Lands, and Seas,
Cathedrall Choires it made but a Sallad,
And left not a man to sing a Ballad.

7-
But that which made this Dragon prevaile,
Was a damnable Sting stuck in his Tayle,
This Tayle 'gainst Christendom made Wars,
And swept down all St. ^tax^ti Stars.

8.
Then yEgypts Plagues we understood,
Darknesse, Rivers turn'd to Blood,

Part I. Rump Songs. 373

Upstart Vermin thick as wooll,
And Frogs and Locusts Pulpits full.

Yet that which most did Plague these Isles,
Three Kingdoms lay so sick of th' Piles,
For every man in dolefuU dump
Was tortvur'd with a Bloody Rump.

10.
But as in its Den this Dragon did sit,
©eorge gave it many a gay good hit.
Though then he had no Sword nor Sythe on,
But fought as Phoebus slew old PytJwn.

II.
For George shot at him a flaming Letter,
(Which some then thought might have been better)
He wipe'd the Rump away with a Paper,
And out it flew Uke a stinking Vapour.

12.

Now London had her own desire.

For every Street was pav'd with fire,

All Men and Bells with many a thump,

Cry'd Rtwip-Rump-Rump-Rump-Rump-Rump-R.

13-

Six thousand fifty Bone-fires then,
(By twenty more then th' Army had Men)
O monstrous Rump, that thus requires
(Though but half broyl'd) six thousand Fires !

14.
This very day that Rump was bum'd.
Old Magna Charta was confirm'd ;
This day they Voted that monstrous thing,*
That no Addresses be made to the King.
• Fcbr. II. 1647.

374 Rump Songs, Part I.

15-
Now God bless dearies, & ©orfe, & ©CouccKter,
From many or from one Impostor,
May Kings, and Peers, and Commons joyn
To save us both from Icluinp and Hopn.

7"/^^ OV^V^ Feast to the Lord Protector.
To the Tune of Cook Laurell.

SIR Mayor invites his Highnesse his guest,
And bids him to Grocers-Hall to dinner,
There never was Saint at so great a Feast
Provided him at the Charge of a Sinner.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

And what was the day do you think, without jesting,
Of all the year it was Ash-wednesday,
This pious Reformer set apart for his Feasting,
When all good Christians should Fast and Pray.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

The Souldiers in clusters throng'd for place.
To see this Monster of their own making,
And said it was a Protectors grace,
But that it wanted not much of A King.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

The Bucks of the City in herds were met,
And were paled in with a very good sence.
But what their Does did, I cannot tell yet.
Of that ye may hear three quarters hence.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

Part I. Rump Songs. 375

With that the Recorder marcht up to the Hall
With a dish of Divinity drest for his pallate,
And laid before him a shoulder of Saul,
With a savory simily by for a salate.

With a ran tan tJu Devil is dead.

His Highnesse commanded to lay it by,
'Twas fit. for his people he'd make it known,
And they should have it, good reason why,
For they wanted more shoulders than their own.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

A dish of Delinquents heads in a Charger
Was sent as a present from Goldsmiths Hall,
He wisht his stomack ten times larger.
Yet made a long neck and poach'd them all.

With a ran tan tlie Divil is dead.

A Prelate was next, and to him he buckles.
With a Bishoprick truss'd before and behinde.
His Highness was in with him up to the knuckles.
And to his own kitchin the skuers assign 'd.

With a ran tan the Divel is dead.

His Highness then call'd for a boule of Canary,
And drank so deep that it made him reel,
He toss'd it to Lambert, and Lambert to Harry,
And Harry to the Mayor, and the Mayor to Steel.

With a ran tan tJie Danl is dead.

When Dinner was ended, away to the banquet,
Where snatching of Sugar-plums one firom another,
Hal fiU'd up his pockets, and said God be thanked.
And carried them home to his Lady Mother.

With a ran tan the Dnil is dead.

W a

376

Rump Songs.

Part I.

Then his Highness commanded the Mayor to kneel,
The Beast of the City was soon on his knees,
He made him a Knight with iron and steel,
And bid him rise up, and pay him his fees.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

Up rose my Lords worship and made him a leg,
With that the Knight-maker did give him the Sword ;
His Highnesse did spice him without a nutmeg,
When he made a bad Knight of a pittifuU Lord.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

When he left the City he broke a jest.
His words were pithy, and I'le repeat them,
Farewell (quoth his Highness) thou spur-galFd Beast ,
Fools make the Feasts, and wise men eat them.

With a ran tan the Devil is dead.

FINIS.

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